ITT: your favorite team and some shit they always do that pisses you off

ITT: your favorite team and some shit they always do that pisses you off


>New Orleans Saints
>3rd and short
>instead of a run or a short, quick pass, brees throws a goddamn dragon on a seam route

>toxins
>3rd and any distance
>screen to the short side
>draw play
>under route
>all of which fail to make it
>instead of a nice happy slant over the middle, or a sideline go route, or crossing patterns, or pick plays, or other such things that would actually work

>Panthers
>Newton overthrows a receiver
>Newton overthrows a receiver
>Newton overthrows a receiver
>Newton overthrows a receiver
>Newton overthrows a receiver

>cantpucks
>trade every player/prospect for "muh physicality" "muh intangibles"

>Bears
>lose to the packers

>DUDE BUBBLE SCREENS LOL

there's very little this team does that isn't irritating, but I'll add
>goaltender drama
>hype/excuse cycle
>aaaaaahh save me sedins

>Coyotes
>everything

>San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles
>run the ball on first when we have no run game and when they should obviously pass

They never have a run game and yet they run on first. Do what you're good at man. You don't score points for playing running backs that can't get yards

>UT Vols
>on the goal line
>line up in shotgun

Fuck Butch Jones

>every single NFL team
>3rd and 20+
>draw play

>Houston Dynamo and USMNT
>pass backwards when you have a shit-ton of space ahead of you, or when an opponent challenges you up close
Seriously, you can't beat one (1) man off the dribble by yourself? And you call yourself a soccer/football player.

>not going for the back-shoulder throw if your QB can throw it and your WR can catch it
Seems like it should usually work.

Melvin Gordon would be great if the line wasn't hot ass garbage

>Toronto Raptors
>isoball
>isoball
>isoball
>isoball
>resign Duane Casey
>repeat

Panthers

>cam runs for 10+ yards
>somehow manages to not make a down

>Cubs
>putting Relief Pitchers in for one inning and one inning only

It's too risky most of the time. Better to keep possession than run into your defender when they already have a few feet on you to cut you off and have more momentum to barge you off the ball.

Exactly and it's like shouldn't the coaches realize this of all people. Gordon may get one to two yards each play and they call a run like something changed.

Which is why you
>dribble around him
>loft it short over his head
>fake/juke him
>take a wide angle then cut back inside
It's not like there's no other options at all. You just have to be willing to get good at them, then use them.

>Cincinnati Bengals
>Fall apart and lose all composure in big games
>resort to primal raging
>you know the rest

T J YATES

>if your QB can throw it

You have found the problem

Ah, this is a good point.

>whitecaps
>get a 1 goal lead, then sit back and try to defend it
>only forward players are skinny manlets so there's no obvious out ball to a guy who can hold it up
>defensive line moves progressively deeper and players get more tired
>concede one or more goals between 85' and full time

yates of hell bich

>Patriots
>never sweeping the division when they should

>seahawks with lynch
run for 2 yards
run for 4 yards
pass incomplete to jermaine kearse

>seahawks without lynch
pass complete to jermaine kearse for -2 yards
pass complete to doug baldwin for 5 yards
run for 3 yards

>saints
>insane two-minute offensive drive to tie the game at the end of the fourth
>defense gives up a TD in like 30 seconds to end the game

>Milwaukee Brewers
>hold a lead after 7 innings
>bullpen gives up the lead in the eighth or ninth
>lose it in Extras

It's happened 6 times this year by my count, Jesus Christ.

>falcons
>choke in super bowl
>never fucking step on the opponent's throat and continue to pile up points and continue calling plays that have worked all game
>prevent defense and go conservative and no 4th quarter lead is safe

Shit has happened for years with multiple coaching regimes. I swear, some of the games should be over in the 3rd quarter, but the game always seems to be closer than it should be.

>Packers
>have a bunch of underwhelming, over-drafted players on defense who can't slow done decent offenses in the playoffs

>lions
>lose to the packers

>Patriots
>No real complaints, keep up the good work Bill

>Eagles
Oops, that timeout we burned in the 3rd quarter came back to haunt us lol. Oops, I fumbled when all we had to do was run out the clock lol. Oops, failed 4th down conversion. Oops, holding... on the offense. Oops, the clock ran out lol.

back when holmgren was the coach of the hawks. I can't talk shit because he was the man. But he played so safe. 3rd and Long-Draw....was great in '05-'06....but alexander was the product of a great o line...fucker would just dance and run out of bound everytime. The reason why getting marshawn was such a breath of fresh air.

ps ken hamlin was the man....also met nate burleson one tie, dude was so nice. Only reason i'll watch NFL network

>Islanders
>Put Bailey on the fucking power play
>Dal colle STILL hasn't been called up
>Sorokin staying in the KHL for 3 more years
>Tavares trying to do the shootout goal against philly every time in the shootout
>Losing shootouts because nobody can shoot puck

This team pisses me off but I have hope in them

>Nelson Agholor

You guys just got Stephan, raanta and hjarlmarsson. That's a good trade. And the prospects seem have promise

>Mariners
>Get runners on scoring position at least 5 times per game
>No outs with top of the order coming up (Order is always as follows. 1st - Speedy Contact Hitter, 2nd - Budget Speedy Contact Hitter, 3rd - Slugger)
>All three batters completely nonces out with the first two striking out looking without even swinging the bat once during the AB and Cano striking out swinging from the heels
>Strand runners on 2nd and/or 3rd
>Go on defense
>Pitching is ok
>Fielding is shit
>Give up 5 unearned runs and sometimes the occasional 1 run HR
>Hopefully winning the game by Cruz hitting enough 1 run HRs or playing against a shitty starter
>Wash, rinse and repeat for 162 games
>End the season with the most shittiest BA/RISP and W% in the league, getting slightly better than the last... somehow being good news
>Wash our minds from the shitty season by celebrating senile Hall of Famers
>Pay Cano the entire city budget, doing nothing besides being a filler for Cruz
>Waste Felix's career
>Constantly screw over Iwakuma
>Waste team budget on bullpen guys rather than paying for an actual doable trainer and/or conditioner
>Constantly signing glory day guys rather than taking advantage of the draft
>Blame our misfortune on the so-called "Curse of the Trident"

I mean like c'mon guys. You already play for the most shittiest division in the league.

>knisck
>every single thing they ever do or try to do

>RR: Mike, what play options do you have for me?
>MS: DUDE RUN RUN PASS
>RR: Mike they're ready for that, we always do that
>DUDE RUN RUN PASS
>MY DADDY IS DON SHULA
>I WAS TOO GOOD FOR ALABAMA
>DUDE CAM GO DIE FOR ME I AM TERRIFIED OF VARIATION OR CREATIVITY

>Kings
>our existence in the last decade

>Leverkusen
>lose

>doyers
>have highest payroll in NL for a while
>win division 4 years in a row
>have baseball's best pitcher
>choke every fucking year in October
Kershaw really is the Peyton Manning of baseball. Maybe they'll Ewing theory their way into an eries this year now that he's hurt

>lets go of all generational talent

>0 owl appearances in franchise history
can't imagine how painful this is to feel