Apprentice Finale Thread

Less than an hour till the Apprentice final

Courtney V Alana
Man V Woman
Cuck V Hambeast

Who will win?

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>Who will win?
Karthicc

SIT
ON
MY
FACE
PS split up with ur bf

If Courtney The Gormless Cunt wins I'm done with this "business" "reality" "show" desu

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I think he will win, seems to have a business idea which SURALAN knows about

>Courtney "Emoji bullshit tat" Whateverhissurnameis
I predicted him and JD to be in the final near the start of the show, I just hope he doesn't actually do it

Yeah I'm sure he'll win, just because novelty meme products are a safer investment than cakes.

But fucking hell, both finalists are awful. Cuntney's best moment was coming up with the name Gordon's Lost His Badger and I can't even remember Alana doing anything of note. She's definitely a better business person than him, though.

Grainne was probably the strongest candidate in the final 5 but her business plan was fucked. Really did herself in trying to start an empire right off the bat

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>Shrek looking down at her
>Smug dinosaur thing
fuck sake these guys are ruining my cheeky Gran wank

Pretty gutted Frances isn't in the final but kind of glad she's moved onto sluttier ventures

what is the context?

lad she's an utter dog

nah that's actually rude to dogs, at least they have a proper jaw.

Is this getting delayed then?

oh yes

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fucking hell boys

KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES

absolute goddess/slag

will JD make an appearance tonight? His eyes make me think about him often

Sugar coming in early with the bantz

LATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is SPOTY anything more than a fucking online poll
Does anyone really care enough to pour all this taxpayer money into this huge fucking arena? Jesus christ I'm not usually one to moan about the BBC but this is silly

william needs to shave that head, he looks like a goon

fuck/marry/kill

literally hardest decision Ive had in a while

EBAM

fuck 1, marry 3, kill 2

Mr chatshit should've won

Lenox Lewis looks ancient fucking hell.

wew lads when does the sports wanker of the year finish so we can watch business wanker of the year

kill Fran
marry Gran
fuck Jess

Fuck Jess
Marry Fran
Kill Granny

Pretty easy desu

>Andy Murray

Overrated tosser

This

murray just cucked his mum live on telly

>literally voting only opened less than 2 hours ago
>engraved trophy already in Miami
hmmmm

erm yeh

The fuck was that grunt/ moan he did?

> Deplayed for Andy Murray

Sick of this jock cunt. Anyone who is English and likes him should be deported or face a firing squad.

>carrying on your life knowing you never got to shag a woman like Grainne.
women like Jessica are dime a dozen

well i like him so there

SHOTS FIRED

Kek

>yeah just stand there awkwardly, maybe lift the trophy

kill, marry fuck in that order

Whats wrong with him?

>Murray skype call eating into Apprentice time
Fucking jocks

>welsh people
fucks sake

fuck 1 marry 2 kill 3 obviously

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Missed the interview episode last week, shall I just watch the final now?

damn that french chick was a qt aswell

>only 25 minutes left
JDIMSA

kill fuck marry

>that heavy breathing
Fuck. Yes please.

low energy man vs thicc cakes

who wins

will this meme continue over to TMO?

PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE ALANAAAAAA

>spendy happy

>Not posting the one with her nipples
>shiggy

They've got to change up the format next year. This has been the worst season ever.

They've all been so shit.

will he be coming out to lead a team to victory?

>Alana rinses the taste of my cum out of her mouth before meeting big Al

> Week 12
> it has literally been 3 days

What did they mean by this?

>tfw Karthik bursts in the boardroom and wins right at the end

what is tmo

anyone intelligent realizes that this show is just for retards and 250k really isn't that much

lads
haha
lads, haha
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>send in the clowns

literally no

Is £250k even that large for a buisness?

>picked last

oh dear how embarrassing

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> Cake Maker vs Meme Merchant

Who will win?

no black guy and no frenchie

skrek last of the pic

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>industry experts
In meme cushions and cakes

>I know this is your dream so I'm making you set up your business with these useless fucknuts in 24 hours

PAUL BTFO

that's how match threads work colin

I imagine Paul is already angry as he was picked last

fuck paul

Fucking Oliver got picked ahead of Paul.

The women are definitely still pissy about him shagging them all.

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>iPlayer doesn't have a delay

Literally like PE

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someone hasn't taken their adhd pills

Did Jess and Courtney fuck?

> Paul last

AHAHAHA
Fucking cunt

>Karthik back
guaranteed win there

I bet you're a Roidovic fan

He's English

oh when does that start

>picking Sof when Paul is available

Who the fuck is Oliver?

>it's a Rebecca and Frances team up episode

:))))))

>Actually choosing Sof

Courtney's not taking this seriously

This final round is just tragic

The guy who Paul shoulderbarged when he got fired
CHRIST ON A BIKE PAUL IS SUCH A CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Courtney and Jessica confirmed to be shagging.

>this Paul salt