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/heem/ WW GOAT EDITION
thanks OP
Anyone got the webm of Double Cheeseburger getting >HEEM'd last night?
>WW GOAT
I unironically wish you die in a bus crash
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>yfw Karolina kicks the table dress
You are welcome, winners.
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guys, why wasn't DC this talkative last night when rogan interviewed him?
>His smile and optimism: gone.
Because he was in pain as his hopes and dreams were shattered and his health potentialy altered forever. Now, why are you so fucking fat and dumb ?
terrible thread the schaub one was much better
No one cares. Bragging is worse than after timing.
>succposting is over
rip
keep crying bitch nigga
UFC 2 simulation almost spot on
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Why wouldn't Jon call out Schaub if he wanted the biggest name possible? Is it just because he knows brock is the easier fight? Seems cowardly
Not as spot on as this.
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>"You think your feeble shin will prevent the SUCC?"
Stay jealous h8r
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Does Khabib have any chance against Conor?
>You think im just gonna let you delete me Jon?
so we all agree that the night wasnt complete because of Gabi autisticly scratching that chicks eye right?
Schaub's brain would literally shut down if he took another jab.
Schaub developed a new stage of CTE nobody thought was possible.
The athletic commission is working with the government to protect and study him at all costs to further CTE research.
He gets paid millions for this, but because it's top secret, the government has to book comedy shows for him, attended only by government workers.
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Conor is a meme and a manlet, he only fought against cans and little men.
Contender Tyron: Numerous post fight bonuses + consistent KOs against world class athletes
Champ Tyron: Already at the top so no point in taking risks, play it safe and pocket that champ salary regardless of lackluster performance
We have ourselves a black GSP in a sense.
>when I get dat guy's belt (..) I may have to jump up and fookin drag Floyd Mayweather up here
and then he did it the absolute madman
kinda of like a less skillful, less rich version of Floyd Mayweather
Tyron is somehow whiter than GSP and yet so dark. Really makes you think.
Pic related didn't want anything to do with gabi
But people generally like GSP.
DC should have watched that before the fight...
FUCK GreaseSP
he single handedly ruined MMA forever with his shitty safe point fighting
Just create your own promotion with special rules for ultra-violence.
Might be fun to watch GSP jab woodleys face off for 5 rounds tbqh
Sadly, Tyrone moves in a way that limits striking exchanges to a minimum. It's why his fights are so boring now.
if UFC had a rule where you couldn't win by decision unless both of you were bleeding it would be 100X better
Why is everyone avoiding the elephant in the room? Schaub nailed his analysis on the mainevent last night.
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Can someone please post the Rizin goofs
Woodley would kill gsp. Gsps deleted man
Would MMA be better if there was no rounds? Just 15 or 25 minutes straight of fighting? With no breaks or letting someone up when they're getting beaten at the end of a round?
He's done it so many times now that even h8rs realize its the norm now
Basically everrybody won Rizin because its fixed af
Was steaked up Hendricks the goat welterweight?
Pretty sure it's been tried. Most likely it just ends with one guy laying on top of another for a long time.
Friendly reminder I didn't get goofed
Remember how Jon Jones was deleted because he looked like shit against OSP and DC had him figured out completely?
Fucking Chael picked right
CHAEL P. SONNEN, P stands for I can't predict these things.
*cucks Woodley*
I know, I've seen the stats only. I need to see if I'm a goof or not.
just bleed guy was a oracle sent to protect us from this boring future
but we didn't listen
we just laughed
and now look
yeah i fixed it. forgot to post
DC is fucked, he's too addicted to food to drop down to WW where he's at average size and if he goes up to HW, which he doesn't want to cause of cain, Jon is just gonna follow him and take that belt too LHW he won't go to cause of Luke also. That's probably why Joe interviewed him assuming he was gonna retire and just commentate
Jon is confusing though, why is Stipe too big for him but he calls out bork? IMO he'd probably beat Stipe.
Id say Yes. 15 or 25 min non stop rounds with no gloves and everything legal except eyepokes biting and groin strikes. As close to a streetfight aß possible...
DC did have him figured out completely.
The problem was that DC is 40 and half Jon's size. Jon was losing the fight
Ah of course I got goofed, I picked the chubby russian
Stipe will punch him and possibly heem him, bork will try to wrestle him.
What can I do to make him feel better?
bork would break both of jones chicken legs with his first takedown
euthanasia
Stipe will have a similar reach and isn't an injured old man that will get USADA'd.
I think you'll be surprised.
Bork is the bigger money fight
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Bork
>huge payday
>casuals will eat it up
>one trick pony, Jones knows he can avoid it too
>big mchuge
Stipe
>less of a payday
>casuals don't give a fuck
>well rounded
>dangerous as fuck
>a little bigger
It's mostly a business decision
you can always find pretty much every heem picks ever done here
It's why Connor will always be greater than Jon.
Jon, at the end of the day, is a pussy that will constantly duck and maximize his match-ups as much as he can.
Thanks
Lol
Shit sucks, yeah.
$500 popeyes gift card
Stipe is way bigger than jones.
lol frenchfag. you DCucks are a fucking laughingstock. when will you learn?
Jon likely walks around at 250 or so.
The sadness, fear and despair in his eyes is tearing me appart.
Stipe is 240 pounds, Jon is 230, it's not that much bigger. Lesnar is probably something like 280
Well gee, we all wonder the same thing. It's not like Bork helped Mark Hunt, a fat old manlet who lost the fight and fought like crap, cash in 700k$ in 15mins.
Lesnar walks at 300+
Bork Laser is so big he literally has to cut to make 285
picks used to be so weird going back and looking now
He said it's 225.
>all the praise Jon is heaping on Daniel in various interviews
I want to believe it's genuine so bad. I want to believe he's finally got his shit together, and we are gonna legitimately be in the GOAT era for a long time. Please Jon, don't fuck this up.
>tfw no more succ memes
I know right. It looks like he's standing before the gates to hell
>Kailin posting is dead
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HW limit is at 265, Brok probably isn't cutting 35 pounds of water weight, that's a little excessive
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will he ever make a facial expression like this again?
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>tfw DC will retire to his wife and kids with a great commentary job and enough money to buy Popeyes for a lifetime
you really think i'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?
new rules require them to walk around at a certain weight before cutting. i'm not sure what the weight limit is for heavyweights though.
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Fear not Slobodan, Jon ''congressman'' Jones is a man of integrity. He will pray for DC's early recovery before bed every night.
Is DC gonna go heavyweight or is he deleted?
Was DC sent to the shadow realm?
We couldn't protect that smile.