Pay Nerman 300m to be Qatar's ambassador for the 2022 world cup

>pay Nerman 300m to be Qatar's ambassador for the 2022 world cup
>Nerman pays his 222m release clause to be a "free agent"
>PSG sign him, claim that he was free and thus they didn't break any FFP rules :^)
Realistically, who can stop them?

a nuke

>countries are buying players
What a time to be alive.

>Realistically, who can stop them?
FFP rules

Think again Paco

Unironically North Korea

>Nerman buys himself out of the contract
>then doesn't sign with PSG but with someone else
would be laff

The Free Market

the good ol usa is always here to whoop yuro ass when fifa and its associates get too corrupt

*gets visited by the religion of peace*

>resigns with Barcelona for 40m a year over 5 years to get his 222m back
>Nerman got 300m
>Barcelona gets to keep Nerman
>Qatar BTFO
best timeline

one can only hope
maybe he'll go to monaco

>pay Nerman 300m to be Qatar's ambassador for the 2022 world cup
>Nerman pays his 222m release clause to be a "free agent"

Why not just backstab the Qataris and pocket the 300m? Are they going to give him another 222m to make up for the 222m he's given to Barca?

Has Nerman been radicalized? Qatar is the #1 backer of Al Qaeda.

not a good idea to spite oil money sheiks
people tend to end up dead for that

> Qataris killing Catalans

Where's the flaw in this logic?

kek

A strong Israel.

that's the opposite user, he's taking money that would have gone to terrorists, he's actually protecting us. based neymar.

This

all maymays aside, is nerman actually finna leave?

>Implying Qatar doesn't want a strong Israel
>Implying 80% of Al Jazeera articles aren't about Israel

The only reason Qatar would want a strong Israel is that the mind set of the weak fear the strong. They literally couldn't stop bending their knees to the superior God chosen people.

>nerman buys himself
>barca report him for tapping himself up

>rigged, the sport


They don't even try to hide it and you dumb-asses eat the shit up without anything more than a whisper of doubt. It's obvious to anyone with half a brain what's going on but because you grew up with it you play possum.

Nice "Sport" you have there

Kek