June 15th, 2:00pm - Orlando, FL, 2 blocks from the shooting.
>Milo Yiannopoulos and Gavin McInnes visited Orlando, FL today to speak about Islam and other expected topics, with a strong police presence in the background.
>Arriving at the designated area of the speaking, we were informed that the guys were running late, however it was speculated that they purposely were late so that security could canvas the scene before their arrival. Looking around the crowd in the 95 degree, humid Florida summer, many neckbearded, Sup Forums like subjects were giggling about some shit or whatever and sweating profusely; many hung to the tiny bit of shade in the area. First impression of the crowd was that several people were there as confused onlookers, wondering why people had congregated. Others seemed to be there to quietly speak to the themselves, or whoever looked as puny as them, saying stuff like "h-homophobic, s-sexist, fe-fe-feel the bern".
>After about a 20 minute delay, a glorious faggot and some leaf exited a white SUV with a monster of a security guard probably named Krux. A very typical Milo and Gavin speach happened, but then at some point the thinkable occured: Milo and Gavin embraced in the most publicity stunted makeout session one could cringe at. The crowd erupted in cum, horror, even applause. A vibe that wasn't sure of itself washed over the crowd, and then Milo and Gavin were near heatstroke and needed to goto the SUV for a coccaine break. We were informed that a meet and greet would happen in about 5-10 minutes.
Speaking with Gavin, rather Gavin speaking at us, we were informed that feminism is bad. Milo seemed to oblige, as did the crowd, which was a total shock. Additionally, we spoke with many shaky kneed reporters from the local colleges who really wanted us to dislike things. Many selfies were taken with the men who couldn't simply smile at the camera.
Following the sweaty handshakes and stuttering fanboy circle jerk, the crowd dispersed.
