/rbl/ general

>only one goal conceded in all friendlies so far
>it was a refball penalty

Can anyone even stop us?

no, I am literally shaking right now

>dumbers

her name is Numbers and I respect her and so should you.

I for one welcome our new east-German overlords.

Beep boop beep I am the neinhold bot. ^^

do you guys actually hate RBL or just laugh because everyone gets triggered at the muh tradition meme.

Even though isnt it kind of annoying to you germans that a team like RBL bursts in like that rather than a Braunschweig.

t. mainz

>German "shitposting"

>deleting the official German football discussion thread
guess /Numbi's Backstube/ will do for now

Fuck off, American pigdog.

>us

lifelong supporter since 2016 no doubt.

I love RB but hate Brunswick

>pigdog
more like pog

N-no, literally a /lifelong/, season ticket holder since 2016 though. :c

>your stadium doesnt have chicken buckets for $20
Stay cucked foodlet

I think the janny is from Oer-Erkenschwick

I'm shamed to admit that I want to have such a bucket at least once in my life. don't even want to eat more than two burgers, but I want to hold it, feel its weight.

>Über 240 Millionen Euro hat Manchester City in diesem Sommer für seine sechs Neuzugänge ausgegeben – auf der Einnahmenseite stehen dagegen erst 41,4 Mio. Euro. Laut einem Bericht des „Telegraph“ sollen die „Citizens“ ob des aktuell knapp 200 Mio. Euro großen Transferminus‘ erneut auf der Beobachtungsliste der UEFA stehen.
Pep Guardiola to Bayern 2018

>implying shit like this is even food

yeah no, there is a big design problem with the sauces, not being integrated with the bucket

going grocery shopping now. wish me luck, hope I don't get shanked.

ihr dummen mongos

hope you do

no shanking, but I did saw a few potential shankers.

>did saw
ich dummer mongo indeed ;_;

When will we get a /sip/ approved BL team?

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*
hehe

please respond

3

gib Keita

yeah

*sips Monster™ Energy*

rate this book

no

i will rate the hand instead

3/10

looks like something a dumb middle aged woman would fall for

yes, thank you

The biggest scam Denmark has perpetrated on the world.

Is this /bundes/?

Yes. What are your thoughts on today's Bundesliga happenings?

no sir, no reason for any sages :)

V-Mann bitte

>nobody discussing Dusseldoof vs Brunswick
good

I don't agree that it's good.

Hannoi subhuman detected

Besides the Brazzo call up, did anything noteworthy happened?

Hiro here. I'm monitoring you >:\

No

I see.

I live like >500 km from Brownie, I don't really know why I hate them. I kidn of hate the state of Niedersachsen in general.

>Obwohl der 28-Jährige [Holger Badstuber] im Juni noch sagte, dass seine Zukunft wohl im Ausland liege, scheint nun nicht ausgeschlossen, dass er auch in der kommenden Saison in der Bundesliga spielt. Offenbar ist Badstuber ein Kandidat beim VfB Stuttgart, der sich in der Defensive bis Saisonstart noch verstärken will. Die „Stuttgarter Zeitung“ berichtet, dass sich der Ex-Nationalspieler mit Klub-Verantwortlichen des Aufsteigers getroffen habe.
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>Dortmund
>Die Personallage entspannt sich zudem. Weigl und Kapitän Marcel Schmelzer kehrten in Bad Ragaz ins Lauftraining zurück. Nach seinem Außenbandriss könnte es für Schmelzer schon zum Saisonstart in knapp drei Wochen in Wolfsburg reichen. Weigl will nach der Länderspielpause Anfang September wieder ins Mannschaftstraining einsteigen. Dann hätte er nur zwei Spieltage verpasst.

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>Nach Ansicht des 67-Jährigen [A.Wenger] werden Top-Stars künftig fast ausschließlich nach Ende ihrer Verträge und damit ablösefrei die Vereine wechseln. Seine Begründung: „Das wird mehr und mehr passieren, weil die Transfersummen derart hoch werden, das niemand die geforderte Ablösen noch bezahlen will. Ich bin davon überzeugt, dass das in den nächsten zehn Jahren zum Normalfall wird.“
Is he right?

>ywn never be a football star in his early 30 discovering glorious Nihon

Let's see. Simon Kjær has hos medical with Sevilla tomorrow.
Fenerbahce might be an attractive option for him

The ultimate dream.

who knows, in 20 years, you could be anything

Kjaer strucks me as one of those players that could've had a much better career if it wasn't for his questionable attitude.

schlafi time

zhat I am not laffing
HAHAHAHAHAha

I don't think he's that bad when it comes to that.
He gets judged a lot on his short time in Wolfsburg where he played under a horrendous head coach, but he's been quite successful elsewhere.
He's 28 now and arriving at Sevilla which is not that far below the best clubs. Pretty decent career progression.

sleep tight

the Dane that stole a living

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back from work. time to open The Beer©

THESE are the kind of posts that need deletion and bans.

>hating on based beerposter

smhtobihoeneß

Hallo Bernd hier, ist das der aktuelle Bundesliga Faden?

Halts Maul du hässliche Schwuchtel.

Salihamidzic is exactly the type of dynamic young outsider who will bring the needed energy to shake things up.

this

consumer here
who are we gonna sign la

vass hast zu hast zu eine bitte kleine scheiBe

>implying he will be anything more than Wurstls and Rolex water carrier

He's transfering to Sevilla?! I didn't knew that. Just forget what I posted earlier

He has his medical tomorrow

>when an american other than me posts

ps gelsenkirchen dude, did you scored any blooters lately?

good

anyone still up

i don't think so

thanks for the info

yes and good night

good night

good night

you too

thanks

I'm going to sleep now too
good night

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I'm more of a Monster Energy Maultaschen Verkaufer fan

AKA Monster Munster

>When an American exists besides me

I was just kidding. This general needs more American posters.

gooooooooooooooood merning

I know two things in life

1. No means no
2. Never take no for an answer

>

wew

yes hello

What a nice day it is. Feels RB man.

>Hadergjonaj to Goatgart
Is there a single reason why I shouldn't bet my life savings on them reaching the EL?

literally had to look this guy up

Who /lifelong/ here?

who wins the CWC (Cringe World Championship)

this or

this

Nobody is surprised that you're ahnungslos.

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