Why are you not in Greece right now?

why are you not in Greece right now?

fuck turkgaria mate

because i hate turkey

way too hot

Same reason.
It's 19 degrees here where I live. Already too hot.

I am in a Greece
I am a Greek you subhuman

because its an impoverished shithole

(damn i almost feel like a dumb anglo, literally saying you are poor and i am not so i am better)

Because I'm in Norway now.

Wanna visit Crete someday

it's cool, Cretans are crazy.

Weird way to spell stolen turkish clay

Earthquakes and shit

shitskin immigrant in germany who forgot that shitmany is full of turks

jealous croat with inferiority complex

inferior weak feminine pink skins

hungarian subhuman with inferiority complex
jealous of Greeks
average eastern european behavior

shithole country

stay in mexico

turkey is a dangerous middle eastern shitskin country full of different kinds of low iq muslim mongrel shitskins

its dead

it is more likely that you get killed by a muslim than die by earthquake in Greece

there he goes

i am a poor as fuck wageslave

slavic subhuman with inferiority complex

see how out of all my posts
he picked
Greeks are better than other humans

>norway
>shithole country

digga was schreibst du für 'nen Müll?

norway is an ugly shithole
norwegians are ugly degenerate boring subhumans

...

Because I make just enough money to pay my bloated Californian rent.

I'm not Greek.

hey
cretan here
what interests you in crete?
i'm curious

I've been to Santorini. Was a good time.

what's the best place and time of year for a greek vacation?

Why would I want to visit a 3rd world country

I can be Greek somwhere else.

i wanna go to santorini but there are no direct flights

depends on what you're into
the good thing is that you can do many different kinds of tourism here, for example, if you like museums and stuff, you can do it all year round, if you like skiing, hiking, rafting and such you can come at winter or autumn, if you like drunk nordic chicks or wind surfing you can come at summer and so on and so forth

Because I'm Greek

tourist trap: the island
still was a good place as a kid, went there twice

I am in Greece. I thought the place was developed, but you have to put toilet paper in a bin and you have to buy drinkable water in bottles.

I have a job