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fantastic edition

first for love island

>the austfailian/shartlatto/kraut cries out "muh cars" or "muh exports muhfugga"

on God tho blokes in school who were playing shite like runescape and wow were the nerds smH you lot need to get a grip

mmm

rate?

uma delicia

*EXPOSES MY BARE ARSE WITH MY PROLAPSED ANUS PULSATING TO EXERT MY DOMINANCE*

OOOH OOH AH AH AH AH SCREEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEE

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uma delicia!

think someone from high school that I never spoke to tried to solicit me over facebook

>Be girl
>Meet a chad on a night out
>Go back to his
>He opens the door
>See this
What do?

not very comfy truth be told

Comfy

fuck him right there and then

That room must smell like the prolapsed anus of a rotting haddock on a sunny day at Grimsby fish market

Ah yes, a rocking chair for PC gaming mmm

rate?

bizarre

in 2 months my old college is organising a "old students dinner" and this year its for my generation so im going there there will b everyone from the promo of that year n shit hahahahahahaahahahha im going to wear my bombest fit dont worry lads i will pull now sagged and loose college 16 yo prime pussy hahaahhaaa the lads will be shook

>some dyel trying to deadlift 30 kilos
>I go in front of him and ohp 50

you wouldn't get much gaming done on that 'top

alri bizarro Ukraine

how hard is it to run a vacuum cleaner for 10 minutes

fucking hell liam hahaaha

>gaming

mum calling me handsome fucked up my development

broken britain

is legacy captcha not tied to google?

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>peh, gaming is far too juvenile for me (an adult)
>ELLO' LADS DOIN A POO ON MY POO POO SEAT PTTHHPHHBBTT

>bragging about ohping 100lbs
ah yes, the ego lifter

>someone breaks the law
>gets punished for it
what's the problem here?

why didn't they just tell her to fuck off? fining her is a bit much

>the law doesn't apply to me because I'm 5

>no permit
>no income tax
>no VAT
>underage labour

chat shit, get banged

autism
she's fucking 5

they fined the parent

just been stabbed by a 5 year old lads
oh well kids will be kids haha
*dies*

we have the rule of the law in this country mate. the foundation of any free democracy.

>gaming

civil servants are generally cretins

why'd you say this to me you mong, I was repeating what someone else said
don't reply to me ever again

not an excuse, she still broke the law

>Presuming that she hasn't filled in her self-assessed income statement on Gov.uk and has filed her business with HMRC for VAT purposes
What proofs do you have that she didn't?

that 5 year old just stole that bag of candy because she's 5 and doesn't have a grasp on the concept of stealing
that's it boys, lock her up

youtube.com/watch?v=ft4-3tpuAcg what a banger

5 year olds are criminally liable

because she didn't provide these to the police, resulting in a fine of £150

it really is very simple

hate niggers

She did, but officers have the right of discretion and this officer made the wrong choice.

that is literally what happens in that situation

erm, the fine she received you fucking tard

imagine being murdered by a 5 year old

bit racist

Hate children desu

ah yes a great democracy you have, no constitution, a monarchy that cucks you and mps who work solely for (((them)))

not racist just hate niggers

>not gaming

nonce idea: have sex with a 5 year old and claim they raped you, they get off without charge and you're the victim

>gif
fuck off

very racist

never rated democracy

and its been stable here for centuries. so something is obviously working.

>he says, a proud member of the (((European Union)))

fucking nonce brainlet

>officers have the right of discretion
no they don't

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You're being willfully ignorant, will not take it upon myself to educate you.

>png
fuck off

they do
the police later rescinded the fine

Of course they do, same as immigration officers. You don't see them rounding up every brown person who can't produce a passport

I think 50 for 10 reps is decent

retard

shame

perhaps they should

Wasn't even police officers it was FOUR council enforcement officers who came up and harassed her

should i do a poo lads

manque de sommeil manque de sommeil
j'me lève tôt j'me couche tard je ne vis que pour l'oseille

highly racist posts

chortling

ah yes, I'm sure there was nothing else they could be doing at that time other than harassing a 5 year old who probably made about 10 dollars with a lemonade stand

improves accountability, parent could have easily claimed that they were acting inappropriately

What should go on a sexual bucket list lads?

>manque
racist

alri autoismolad hosws the basement?

I'm sure they told a dozen other street sellers to fuck off as well that day, this is just the one who got on the news for being the funniest

cut your john thomas off for a prank

if this was america she would have been shot on sight

>But then four Tower Hamlets council officers approached her – one wearing a BODYCAM for their safety – and informed her that she could not sell lemonade in the street without a permit.

>They read her a legal letter saying she would be fined £150 – reduced to £90 if paid early.

>Naturally the girl was upset and told her dad ‘I’ve done a bad thing’.

manque means lack of sth not mancunian loll

Would you scuttle a preggars lass?

pooing on a womans chest

it's my fetish

what in the fuck is wrong with them
why wouldn't they just ask to see her parents?

Her dad was there

she has such a retarded face

>Tower Hamlets

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she was the owner of the business