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aspartame edition

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just got thousand word email from a customer basicly saying i'm incompetent lol

recommend me a video to nut to

*the Yank crawls out of his lay-z boy (reinforced) and slowly crawls across his linoleum floor like a slug to the kitchen, wheezing with every breath*
"ah-spar-ta-mmmhhhhh"
*he reaches out to the handle of one of his four fridges to grab an ice cold Coke Zero® but it is too late*
*the Yank goes into diabetic shock, luckily he rolls over onto his lifealert button, sending an alarm ringing in a distant office*
*within minutes a team is on hand with a needle in his arm, connected to a pressure washer full of Coke Zero®*
*the Yanks eyes slowly open as he regains consciousness, but vomits due to a migrane caused by his spiking aspartame levels*
"golly-gee, thanks dudes, that was a close one" he wheezes

reposting this challange: I'd like someone to cite some reliable sources of conclusive studies done in the last 10 years that show aspartame as unhealthy

VERY unsettled atm truth be told

liam about to have a spacker fit from aspartame withdrawals
hope his mommy can get him into the safe room in time

big if true

windows 10 sends out subtle signals through your monitor to calcify you pineal gland

oi
bin that acid

The goyim on your tail?

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>he believes everything the FDA tells him

man alive, literally like sheep and cattle
FEMA's going to have no issues getting you to waddle into the death camps on the day of the rope

why don't americans celebrate easter?

UNCLE GUBSY?

VERY good post

pbs.org/newshour/rundown/aspartame-isnt-bad-says-chemistry/
alright, take your pick on sources, they all say the same thing. you've yet to cite one

didnt know people still liked these guys

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based germ

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based japan

no just discovered i've been cleaning my ears the wrong way for years

>yanks spice their fizzy pop with formaldehyde

*sprays GMO crops with pesticides*
nah dude aspartame is totally safe
*receives million dollar cheque from cancer lobby*

based mexico

Yeah now show china and india

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Lunch

screeching at how you have to tip toe around the fact that over a hundred other countries' regulatory agencies, including yours. deemed aspartame as safe. this isn't a US problem at all

those dickheads still use coal
the only based germs are the suicidal ones

*steals your plate* haha wahey

I don't care if (((they))) deem it safe, doesn't mean I'm going to fight an online crusade so that I can keep drinking fizzy drinks you absolute child

grow up and drink some water

i just looked up at my ceiling and there's about 10 spiders up there

If you want a daughter then you're probably a nonce

>It is unlikely that a person could come close to reaching the aspartame levels deemed unacceptable by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. To do so, you’d have to consume 97 aspartame sugar packets or more than 17 cans of diet soda in less than 24 hours.
Not much of a challenge for your average shart

Yanks don't trust any food that hasn't been squirted onto a microwavable dish on a factory line

>No.77411416
I saw that untidy room before with 'top on a deep freezer: Not exactly new.

>No.77411997
>he posts the virginal answer

what's the virgin drink? diet mountain dew?

ginger ale

No thanks I only enjoy clean whites and asians.

Sort me out lads

it's a challenge to stay below that level

water

milk

definitely

t. water drinker & virgin

arizona

>I don't care if (((they))) deem it safe
so who doesn't deem it safe then? could you respond to this possibly?

dark fruit

I'm overdependent on my right hand
would be good to lose it so I can develop the strength in my left

just because lobbied regulators deem it safe to keep the population pacified and the chemical industry's pockets lined doesn't mean I trust it

reminder americans see drinking water as a "challenge"

the virgin bedroom: 1 person bed, star wars/lotr/anime shit

and all the independent research on aspartame? do you trust that?

Post your bedroom

not for a second
even if I did, I wouldn't ingest it for all the money in the world

virgin transport: mom's car

kek so what do you trust then? personal anecdotes from people on an anime imageboard?

Pretty much every bathroom I've ever been in that wasn't a hotel looked like this

fucking delusional virgin

wew

>wets toothbrush before brushing teeth

What's wrong with that?

fuck off yank

your NEET is showing virgy

I like this new, woke /brit/

YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

*lies down*

YA-

hate dogs not a rasheed just don't like em

>not giving toothbrush a strong rinse in mug or glass since last dental scrub
ya, okay filthy fuckwit.

this

of course he wouldn't like dogs

Who else here /dreamseverynight/?

>wetting toothbrush

no no you dimwits, I've told you time and time again
the virgin method is to wet it after applying the toothpaste

do you give your toothbrush a nice rinse in vaseline before putting it in your bum virgin?

yeh I think most people do they just don't remember

'd

cute guys

>Cleaning your toothbrush
What are you going to start washing next, a towel? Moron

Post all of these you've got

had a dream i disturbed a beehive and had to run away from hundreds of pissed off bees haha

hate gays not a rasheed just don't like em

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I mean remember

had a dream i was hanging out with my first love and doing stuff like back then

do you believe in god?

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hmm
to use pornhub in russia you have to register an account with your passport

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4684866/Russians-need-passport-access-PornHub-content.html

whats the motivation behind this?

the difference is that one dries his hands to a towel after cleaning them, a toothbrush doesn't go into a clean mouth.

>finscum

Any more of these virgin pics?

Scientifically speaking, God doesn't exist Morty. *burps*

*feign punches you*

virgin flinch

The ultimate evolution of a meme

tracking and spying on private citizens

last one

It has toothpaste on it though moron.

the virgin bedroom has blank walls

to track who's a fag, a cuckold and a kike

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Anyone else watching PGL here?