OFFICIAL SEATTLE MARINERS VS TEXAS RANGERS GAME THREAD

No breaks on this m's train edition

m's really need to win this series

should be a tie game

Umps let Hammels balk

I wonder what happened to all the rangers fans

we need robot umps

the Beltre/Felix broship is the best broship in MLB history

>you're rival will never be your bro

Felix is the reason Beltre sucked in Seattle

>seager up next

that should help with the momentum

I could see myself doing that

Great story. Baseball has the best stories.

Only nine replies tonight boys? Everybody recovering from the weekend? I just got home.
Damn, that right field ball girl is stacked.

MARTEEEEEEN with the most exciting play in baseball!

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS

seems that way. I started this thread an hour late. I was expecting monday to be an off day for the m's before I decided to check

Ah, well the M's are back in it. They should be able to take Texas. Feels great knowing we wont see Darvish tomorrow.

Martin is back!

Too close to overturn

out

choooooooch

hang in there, felix

decent job Felix. lets go bullpen!

he pitched like shit

I just want average from him these days

Big time backwards K

We accepted that our team is cursed and will never win ever. You should do the same.

can't believe it, but

Martin > Haniger

never ever

For two whole games

BALK
Get thrown out Bannister. Make my night.

Yes, yes. Go after the guy that hits well in Texas.

this stream is so behind

so we're going with match ups

seems like Martin has done more than Haniger already lolz

>rags

get the out

Swingin from the gallows pole

poor showing there, m's

Damn, Phelps is pretty good. 3 straight strikeouts

the m's have needed someone like him

Oh baby, Dyson on base with the top of the lineup.

>rags defense
Love when speed forces errors.

Wew, no DP

Bring him home boys

come on, Cano

break out of your mini slump

IT'S BALKENING

eat shit Bannister

BALK BABY BALK

Bring him home, cano

wew

Woo heard a definite FUCK from Brocail. Maybe coach your players better next time, sucka.

WEW ROBBIE

WHY ROBBIE

>rags

what a meltdown

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CANO CANO CANO

Good play by Choo, damnit.

What a little bitch

CANO

Rags have a pretty hot post game host

Do it Diaz. Get us a win.

never ever

END IT

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MARINERS WIN

Dave Sims is retarded. How he got the job over the other 2 guys i dont understand

nice win m's bros

based sugar

has he finally figured it out?

GREAT WIN BOYS

Big win

gg rags

I really hope thats the case

nice