Update on the Orlando gator story
>wkyt.com
>The body of a 2-year-old boy who was grabbed Tuesday night by an alligator near a Walt Disney World resort hotel has been recovered, Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said Wednesday.
>He has been identified as Lane Graves of Elkhorn, Nebraska.
>The sheriff says the boy's body was found intact and that he likely died of drowning. There will be a full autopsy.
Why didn't anyone help?
No one dived in after him?
I guess they were right when they said The West lacks courage.
Did you hear that they killed discovered alligators around the area? Kinda wrong to blame the whole species for the action of one gator.
#GatorLivesMatter
the dad got busted up trying to free the kid. Gators are fast in the water and that jaw is impossible to open once its locked down. Kid was in the water, gets chomped and pulled, dad jumps in to try and pull kid free, gator goes deeper and gets away drowning the kid in the process. If it grabbed something bigger that could have fought back while the dad was fighting it may have let go, but tiny kids and pets are always fucked in these cases.
There's a little pin sized hole in the back of its head. Jam your thumb in it and you'll tickle its brain.
Shiki pls.
>have juicy baby meat at your disposal
>doesn't eat it
baka
Not everyone has mystic eyes of death perception like you user
I forgot to bring a pen
>inb4 pol claims the 2 year old is a crisis actor
Why did the swampnigger snatch the kid if he wasn't even gonna eat him?
Except he is. This whole event is a ruse to shift media attention away from the shooting. Call me when the autopsy is released to the public.
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False flag
Do you have any idea how powerful gators are? Not to mention that running into gator infested waters is a fucking suicide mission.
>blaming gators
it was probably a shit posting aussie salty croc.
>The Jews at Disney sacrifice small children to their Death Cult to keep the sheckles flowing.
Yeah. News.
aligators are cool though. fuck niggers
Does anybody know if this alligator is jewish?
I'm calling this right now. There was no gator.
Somehow the kid drowned, and the dad made up the gator story. Possibly murder.
That's why they're doing an autopsy. The body is intact. If you read between the lines, they noticed that the body hadn't been chewed on by a gator. They're suspicious now.
Can I has, lunch?
Now more and more gators will be killed to keep children safe. Do you not see what's happening? They are trying to holocaust the gators.
#GatorLivesMatter
They're only talking about this because the kid was white.
What about all the black kids that died Tuesday night? No news about them.
The fact that you idiots think the media is "leftist" is so dillusional, this story PROVES that the media is RACIST
He a good boi. He just trying to luggage his life and shit.
What about that black kid that got the gorilla killed.
but if their death is not sensational, is it racist? Nobody cares about a regular old homicide anymore.
If this happened in australia:
> crocodile grabs child
>dad rips of shirt
>equips bowie knife
>dives in
>Nobody can see a thing
>Its dead silent
>something is moving down there
>dad appears from water with still alive son and new crocodile leather boots on.
t. crocodile dundee
I want to believe, got a link?
He dinchew nuffin
did he died
Get your head examined for autismal retardation.
No, the gator is fine.
The fucking kid deserved to die, I hope its parents get ruined by Disney and end up destitute.
If they're a nuisance and their numbers are sustainable, I bet they taste ... well, just okay. Like frog with the texture of veal.
Fuck yeah Dino land.
Tbqh, I don't give a shit about the kid; what saddens me is that they've already euthanized five alligators in that area, meaning at least four innocent alligators were killed. The kid had terrible parents: you should never just let your id walk up to the side of a lake in Florida, b/c chances are there is an alligator waiting for easy meat.I moved out of Florida last week, and i can tell you that you have to be a total dumb-ass to just walk into their terri'try without being cautious. The poor reptiles never knew it wasn't okay to eat humans, they just snap at whatever comes within range.
Copied from an older thread.
>Did you hear that they killed discovered alligators around the area? Kinda wrong to blame the whole species for the action of one gator.
>#GatorLivesMatter
I AGREE. We do not go and kill every dindu when one of them fucks up. So why the mass slaughter of innocent alligators/?!??
there were other collaborating the story
>humans invade alligator territory
>build a hotel around it
>are shocked when predators eat prey
the only shocking thing about this story is the alligator didn't eat the kid. i know crocs don't give a shit and will eat humans, maybe it was a size difference thing?
>impossible to open
A gators mouth isn't a black hole you autist.
The dad tried, got his ass kicked because its an alligator, and alligators are really good at dragging shit underwater. It's kind of their thing.
they killed like 20 gators in response
Gator tail is big down here in fl. Really good, literally just like chicken.
>taking a 2 year old to Disney world
Why? He's not going to fucking remember it and he's too young to comprehend what's going on.
>gators
The funny part is I bet they're excited imagining how much money they'll get from Disney, while Disney's lawyers are busy producing every single instance between their arrival and the incidence where they were warned to stay out of the water and that gators were present.
IKR. The gator really isn't at fault here. It's the kid's shitty parents letting him get near a lakeside in Florida. I've had gators snap at me, but i'm alive b/c i always keep a set distance from the water.
It's a fucking massacre of innocent reptiles.
It didn't realize it was a kid, thought it was something else when it grabbed him. Alligators don't like the taste of people, so once he realized the thing he grabbed wasn't what he thought it was he left it.
it just seems like straight up evolution to me
shit parents and shit genetics (bad fight or flight instinct) = no procreation
D-Does KEK will this to his own?
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Disney is going to be paying them MILLIONS. They just won the redneck jackpot. They are set for life.
Let me see if I understand your theory right.
A couple and their two kids, from Elkhorn, Nebraska, save up money to go to Orlando, FL. Take all the time and effort to book rooms and buy tickets.
They attend an outside movie night with their two kids, and the dad somehow put tooth puncture wounds on the child then drowned him and pretended it was a gator.
Do I have your version right?
Two sets of idiotic parents we exposed their children to dangerous animals in the same month.
Quit gator baiting.
Did we get the parents ethnicity yet?
Gorillas generally aren't dangerous.
>while Disney's lawyers are busy producing every single instance between their arrival and the incidence where they were warned to stay out of the water and that gators were present.
Sure, but only to present as a reason why the family shouldn't sue for more. The settlement Disney is going to offer them is going to be absurd.
You're more than welcome to jump into a gorilla enclosure yourself.
>The funny part is I bet they're excited imagining how much money they'll get from Disney,
Something tells me you don't have children.
Are Germans always so insufferably literal?
The kids parents are from Nebraska they clearly have no clue how Florida is or like let alone know about gators in the least bit
>graves
lol
Exactly.
>Authorities were able to locate the child after following a distinct ticking noise in the water
>GatorGeddon
>Crocpocalypse
>Crococaust
>Ragnacroc
>See Ya Later, Alligators
>puncture wounds on the child
Proofs?
Welp that sucks, but those no swimming signs are there for a reason.
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>valuing animals over humans
you are a child
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Good point, the kid's life is worth more than the gator's, but i can't help but feel bad for the ones getting slaughtered right now: they're animals; they don't know any better.
This would never have happened if the kid was armed
I prefer to look at it by numbers, if there's more people than gators then each individual gators life is worth more
Riiiiiiight a "Gaaaatorrrr"
Well, he used to have arms.
The gator has to fucking eat, don't dangle fucking babies in front of water fronts in Florida, jesus christ.
Topkek. I just imagined the drawing faster than the gator could spring, and shooting it right in the brain before it even touched him. Ah.. fantasy.
They killed four gators and it turns out to be fucking nothing.
Considering it was at Disney, with tons of people walking around, the poor guy probably didn't get very much game anyway; he must've been hungry.
ancient dinosaur that has been doing this for longer than humans have existed vs a dad.
Underrated.
White trash bruh
gators gona gator
rip lil buddy
>Nebraska
Like I said, tourists just don't fucking listen.
Fuck you for making me laugh.
It pretty much is. You would need equipment to achieve such a feet.
I don't want to sound unsympathetic here, but I can't get past this:
Everyone is bitching about the lack of signage warning of alligators, but it COMMON FUCKING SENSE. I have lived my whole life in New England and have never been to Florida, but even I know that when there you have to PRESUME that any body of fresh water may have gators in it.
And to go by the people I saw interviewed, it was fairly common knowledge that there WERE gators. Many of the same people complaining about lack of signs were complaining about people feeding the gators. Well if you've seen people feeding them, then you shouldn't need a sign. And if you see someone wading with their kid in water you know has gators in it, don't you warn them?
And why were they wading in water that had "no swimming" signs, anyway? Are people that fucking literally-minded that they don't realize that wading is probably intended as falling within the scope? I see a "no swimming" sing, and assume it means "stay the fuck out of the water," probably because it's dangerous (around here, I'd assume it was contaminated).
I'm probably the last person wanting to defend Disney on anything, but I'm having a hard time seeing how they did anything wrong here.
Because they like it, jesus shit are you dumb
See, the problem is the dad forgot his stupid little disney bracelet so he couldn't just swipe it on the gator to release the kid. That's why you've always got to keep those on when you're in Disney.
>that video
>mfw 'baby' shows her his teeth in 5 years
Natural selection at work friends.
I've always heard alligators will sometimes let their prey rot a little before eating it, but didn't find anything about it. I did learn that American Alligators can climb trees(they sometimes do to sunbathe) and that they lure birds with sticks.
underrated
Sorry but I don't want to know the rules of living in a backwards state like florida especially when I'm paying out the ass to go to disney world, expecting them to control the animals in their park.
It's not common sense to show an open air movie next to a lagoon full of alligators, no.
>A gator ate me baby!
Florida is an alternate dimension Australia
That's not an excuse for going in the water.
