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gimmick edition

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the virgin city: london
the chad megalopolis: paris

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i spend 45% of my time in london, 45% of my time in a sleepy countryside village and 10% of my time in northern Wales

i'd wager i have the best living arrangements out of everyone ITT, cause my set up is pretty fucking sweet

fuck off

Fuck off japs edition

except this osaka lad he seems alri

early twat

fuck off and die

Hello everyone it appears to be 4pm, how do you fancy a nice afternoon tea? I know a great place in Derbyshire.

lads i literally have no felt hungry in a year
have had lots of medical tests in that time including ct scan from neck to pelvis, all clear
anyone know what is going on? yesterday i ate like 500 calories and today i have not eaten but im not hungry, its like the signalling is broken. also my stomach makes weird noises at times, im thinking i might have some kind of bacterial infection but its never been diagnosed

Took this image of a thing in kos 2 weeks ago
It's now destroyed
Haunting.

what happens if you wank too much
do you die

you dont have to be a millionaire
you just have to be uppermiddle class and/or have millionaire parents

so there are actually a decent amount of us

aids

archive.fo/hw56J

>leftypol is mass flagging all Sup Forums Youtubers because one of their leftypol channels got taken down
>they managed to take down Murdoch Murdoch

reee

living in a racist world would be banter

no it just starts to hurt and you foreskin becomes very tight

*500 calories yesterday

want a gf so bad

Can we just agree not to mention the L word in these threads from now on? It inevitably causes horrid and pointless arguments every time

fuck off cunt stop taking the piss

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Fuck off Jimmy foreigners, this is a proud British thread ! ! !

you wouldnt be able to wank 5 times a day unless youre about 12-13. in your 20s three times a day for an extended period is absolute max and that'd be really pushing it
t. wanker

london

i hope they take down lauren southern, pjw and molyneux and carl of Swindon too

london mentioned

convinced I've basically seen ever good film now

>2017
Why the fuck is this allowed?
Been stuck behind these cunts for 10 minutes

Ah yes...

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

Girl, 5, fined £150 for lemonade stand - bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40679075

hello amateur

I'm 22 and I can still push about 6 per day if I really put my mind to it

what are you on about
im 19 and i wanked 7 times in one day about a month ago

we need a word for when you get impatient and make a post just before or after a new thread is posted

i'm going to call it "spinking" because it's a very ugly word

it is now someone else's responsibility to come up with a word for when you actually manage to get your post in the new thread but the janny deletes it and posting it again would make you look like a right tit

boohoo people have right-wing opinions

she didn't have a licence
it's been cancelled
literal fake news

Business idea: Take my bike to the safari park

@24
yank reading comprehension

*oinks grotesquely*
haha love me a great big pair of jubblies
*snorts with shocking disregard for the environs*

Oh but blimey I hate london, I was taking a train there from Devon and there were far too many immigrants I must say. Much better over here in Tamberayshire

that is found by basic blood test

free my nikka daddy mills

leftypol fuck off

most is 4 times a day
usually do once or twice every other

Still absolutely livid that Joseph Retrostein got shoahd. Couldn't care less about Carl of Swindon and all the other interchangeable talking head cunts, but that was some damn good synthwave.

ahhhh yes, VERY impressive

what if there was a gun held to your head

they'll all be back up. youtube has an automated system so when a channel is flagged enough it gets auto deleted and then reviewed once someone appeals it.

firstly i dont talk to virgins

secondly its not talking about in one day, its talking about every day for months on end
you cannot wank 6-7 times a day every day for several months

good
why the fuck should anyone just be able to set up a lemonade stand? there are rules and regulations about business in this country and we can't just let people flaunt them willy nilly

>roombuddies.co.uk/search/rooms/greater-london/london/muslim-flatshare

alri lads anyone wanna help me find a room in london, I earn £1500/month, so I can pay £1000 for a room

14 likes on instagram

I'm 28 and and I had sex and came five times yesterday

Absolutely amazing
youtu.be/uWd6XgBVIcg

train home in two hours

best start packing

try the thimble department in harrod's xxx

really, in all truthful honesty, could not give less of a shite even if i cared enough to try

right wingers do this to lefty channels too
fair game imo

im not a virgin
just like wanking sometimes, its less hassle

I hear Grenfell Tower has some great deals at the moment.

>virgins
I've had sex a few times

>you cannot wank 6-7 times a day every day for several months
is this a challenge?
do you really want me to keep a wanking log and take a picture of each different ejaculate with a time stamp?

paris is just so much better than london

london mentioned again

youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Js8wntdk4

refer to second point of youd get performance anxiety but to the extreme

Guess what, maybe the people defending living in London have millions of millions of pounds? Must be really hard to wrap your head around the idea that some people have different standards of living that you. Now shut the fuck up because you all sound really bitter talking about somewhere you don't live 24/7

ive got a boner and im worried its going to stretch and de-elasticise my new designer undies

not really

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biased false information

I FOUND A LUMP

no theyre just inciting racial hatred if they had right wing opinions they wouldnt be zoning non white people out and pandering to the alt right

>false
so we're seeing paid actors?

musicians were so ugly in the 60s

reeeeee
meant

Northern accent: T'LAGER

>gimmick edition
>good night edition
>business idea edition
never met someone as uncreative as the waifu mong

PINTSTATION

nah she just went into only neighbourhood of paris which looks like that
she didnt even try to go in the normal parts

>stupid bitch goes to a deprived part of paris
>rorke retards eat this shit up

we need to round the rorkes all up and send them to re education camps or forced labour camps

leftypol really hates black pigeon speaks lol

don't understand why they call themselves "Leftist Politically Incorrect", they're obsessed with PC

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agreed nothing on the 50s

a water pistol then

one thing I remember about being in paris once was that literally 1 in 10 shops seemed to be a chemists with a big green flashing cross outside

weird

I want to slit his neck and watch him choke on his own blood

you see josie, I can masturbate as much as I can (have a method)

absolutely love alex jones. really jealous of his career. imagine being paid to be an explosive nutjob who gets to say whatever the fuck he wants, all the time, and having a massive following who support you. He is just free reign 100% of the time, does not give a single shit how mental he comes across.

>paris is white if you avoid the non-white parts
And I'm hairless if you avoid my hairy asshole

This has to be the most painfully bad /brit/ gimmick after Bradleyposting

But if I go to a deprived part of Belfast, everyone is still white.

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agreed

chemists in the uk don't have something to stand out?

thats like the one shit neighbourhood, the rest of the city is white

that's because not even third worlders want to live in a shithole like poorthern direland

business idea: abandon this mong's thread

be the change you want to see

really tells you how undesirable belfast is then doesn't it

But that is a neighborhood, in Paris. Not really fake news is it. It's only one neighborhood now, wont be one for long.

bizarro jsoie
stop being interested in nobs
also you should be slep with alarm set for 9:30-9:45pm GMT wot u playin at

I back this

youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI

choon

Yeah, it's not the signs I was interested by, it was the sheer number of them. Everywhere I looked there were chemists and green signs.

what is wrong with it.

i just think its dishonest to go into that part and let your viewers conclude that its how the entire city is