Venezuela #2

In this thread we discuss Venezuela, and why you should not try socialism
>pic related, venezuelan gulag

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lapatilla.com/site/2016/06/14/reportan-quema-parcial-de-sede-del-psuv-y-saqueo-de-pdval-en-lagunillas-merida/
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/05/18/venezuela-food-shortages-cause-some-hunt-dogs-cats-pigeons/84547888/
youtube.com/watch?v=qZ0wdh16D_o
youtube.com/watch?v=zJGSUqP94p4
youtube.com/watch?v=osSGX3LxEMk
youtube.com/watch?v=4LMNqWKx5SE
youtube.com/watch?v=QOGAHAKGzgY
youtube.com/watch?v=69UQ-b_O5bE
youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg
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No lo es, compañero blanco
Nah mate, its not.

Sorry Venezuela, now we expect many qtts here searching job.

So when do we invade and stomp Maduro's head in?

CHAVISMO == FAGGOTISMO
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che narizon esto no es bait
esta aqui el user que busca trabajo?

and the funny thing is we don't have any HAHAHAHAHA

Yesterday people burned a PSUV HQ (Venezuelan Socialist Party) So pretty soon

Well, at least we have food and safer cities.

Sauce plos.

Is there any chance of revolution and civil war breaking out? Or has the opposition fallen for the democratic action meme?

what the hell is that graph supposed to be of?

Ass blasted that we have a new fravorite mexican country?
Hello friendos

lapatilla.com/site/2016/06/14/reportan-quema-parcial-de-sede-del-psuv-y-saqueo-de-pdval-en-lagunillas-merida/

GDP per capita m8

Sweet, we did the same thing here and managed to take our commie president down, so i guess that's a sign good things are coming, rooting for you broski

Pic unrelated

Argentina was like 3rd in 1900

Why do spic countries always fuck it up?

Get the fuck out of here, you fucking white male.

>tfw we are getting flooded by venezuelans
plx leave glorious peru

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we should try fascism instead. like chile

seriosuly venezuela-san, when are you guys are going to overthrow that piece of shit of Maduro. Every time he address the nation (or what is left of it) is just bullshit after bullshit while many of you guys starve and chim out on the streets (unlike niggers, you have a reason).

*cof* see Op's post *cof*

kek

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/05/18/venezuela-food-shortages-cause-some-hunt-dogs-cats-pigeons/84547888/

" Unemployed construction worker Roberto Sanchez could hear a time bomb ticking as he waited in line with 300 people outside a grocery store this week, hoping that corn meal or rice might be delivered later in the afternoon."

Where dat food at doe?

Why do central and southern American people fall for the socialism meme?

how is venezuela so fucked when it has so much oil?

Socialism

>tfw you will NEVER be allowed into prestigious and illustrious Peru
why live

Whats in store for you guys over the next few months?

Are mangos still easy to get?

HoL iT RiGhT Thereee, ArgENtinaa ARE WHITEZZZZ N SHIiieetttt

>he waited in line with 300 people
here a local supermarket gets a line with 1000 persons, waiting for 2 kilos of rice or pasta

Hey Venezuelan bro. Explain to everybody how your brand of socialism is actually the same type of democratic socialism (communism) Bernie Sanders is pushing for since you dumbass people elected Chavez in a democratic election.

noice

an asshole for president and socialism...

Yeah, atleast in my town we have a mango tree every 100 meters

youtube.com/watch?v=qZ0wdh16D_o

KEK

>Thread from a guy in a socialist country speaking against socialism
>totally a slide guys, sage this pls.

Yea no... the slide threads are all pro-leftist.

Mestizos and mullatos

A question for the venezuelafriends here

If i offered you a plane ticket to São Paulo and a 2 room apartment for a rent of 70 USD/month would you take it?

Haha stupid half breeds

good lad, mangos are truly g*d's fruit

Mullattos and Mestizos are usually pretty dumb people.

Hell I'll take the offer. Do Brazilian bitches like American dick?

>gods fruit
apples are.
there is no god in venezuela

>and a 2 room apartment for a rent of 70 USD/month would you take it?
christ the 3rd world really is a different planet

my mum is a landlord, owns some property in Sydney. She rents out 2-bedroom (so bigger) apartments for $650USD a WEEK. admittedly it is one of the most affluent areas of Sydney but still the point stands

Well, they are democratic till they get to power, then they start to give free money to "the poors", the poors love the government because it gives them free shit in exchange of votes, but money is not infinite, when money its running low they start to create "militias", armed thugs with a fuckload of weapons to repress people.
Not to mention that corruption in socialism always run rampant, and socialist hate freedom, they hate tv and radio, so they closed all private tv and radio channels, and put pro government public funded radios and tv.

Here are some links if you want to see the situation here, all protest against the gov because food shortage
youtube.com/watch?v=zJGSUqP94p4
youtube.com/watch?v=osSGX3LxEMk
youtube.com/watch?v=4LMNqWKx5SE
youtube.com/watch?v=QOGAHAKGzgY
youtube.com/watch?v=69UQ-b_O5bE

does gov try to kill organized religion?
they tried that here back in gommie times

So venezuela how do you get energy to power your computer, and internet 24/7?

You niggered up a car battery and a 300W transformer or something?

Yeah the apartment isn't quite in a fancy neighborhood, it's located in more of a middle-class area. I live in Rio de Janeiro myself, have a house in the Jardim Botanico neighborhood that cost me around $1.7 Mil.

OP cuanto te falta para comprarte el boleto.

>commie pigs getting bloodied
This is encouraging. I assume the opposition has the means to produce molotovs?

Yes, they beheaded a lot of catholic statues, and constantly attacks the church, he calls them pigs always

Not only commies are being shot m8.

And when do you think this will be over.

Also, when receiving money like the anons that sent bitcons to another venezuela anons.
Dont you have to pay a big fee or something to transform it into your currency?

We have energy cuts all the days. 3 hours per day

classic gommies
when will leftists learn

Whats the minimun wage?

This vid covers all you need to know about venezuela.
youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg

Lazy spics vote for socialism because gibsmedat.

chamo que guevona es esa nojoda

A little bit more than 250 US Dollars i believe it was after the last adjustment that was made

$250 per month?

>chamo
Mexicano encubierto o que?
No sabía que en Venezuela usaban esos vocablos dignos del más bajo denominador social.

>$650USD a WEEK

Jesus, that's what I pay for 2 months rent in Montreal.

Do Sup Forums likes our name and flag?

>pic related

One of our kings

Sí porque "parce" es muy aristócrata

Mamaguebo

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Yeah, it's pretty shitty

I've never met anyone who actually makes that little though, i make around 9k monthly from my job but my parents are rich as hell so i can afford shit

Socialism CAN work when you have a diversified economy that won't crash when oil prices tank. There are stupid ways of applying capitalism and there are stupid ways of applying socialism.

4/10

(you)

Is beatiful...

Here's your (You)
really wished the US had elected Bernie
Would be cool to see your economy going to shit and China becoming the global power 15 years sooner

>have a diversified economy
we HAD a diversified economy, but thankfully chavez nationalized almost all the arable lands, the mining industry, and the petrochemical industry and corruption destroyed all, thats why we have a monoeconomy right now

>No sabe que en Venezuela usan chamo

Literally USA education tier.

Parce si que lo considero reprochable y miro con desdén al que lo utilice, pero "chamo" es absolutamente inaceptable.
Yo pienso que los ESL que vienen a Sup Forums son más inteligentes y cultos que el típico imbécil con el que uno tiene la desgracia de interactuar en el día a día, ese es otro motivo por el que me siento decepcionado por ver tal nivel de discusión acá con otros hispanos.
Además
>mamaguebo
Me quito el sombrero ante el vocabulario tan pulido con el que me está saliendo este animal.

bueno sapo mamawebo pues wircha bicho bruja diablo

It's a good thing none of the politicians running for POTUS have talked about nationalizing any of those industries then.

Again. You can apply socialism in smart ways and stupid ways.

Cálmese amigo, ya hay suficientes países que se destacan por su shitpost para que nos incluyan a nosotros.

oigan a este pirobo hijueputa

Que es ironia?

Me quito mi sombrero de paja ante ti.
Aquí esta tu (you)

decades of successful KGB 'active measures' shaped the entire political discourse in a way that favored the far left.

anyone who is center left or anything to the right of that is accused of being an oppressor of the working class or an American puppet

Esta pregunta es para los venezolanos en Sup Forums, que estan haciendo para preparar cuando tu govierno usa su poder militar/policia para controlar la populacion? (hasta matando) estoy bien enteresado en lo que esta pasando en Venezuela

And we're probably going that way,I'm afraid

>para que nos incluyan a nosotros.
Pf, no hay día que pueda postear tranquilamente en boards con banderitas sin que me salgan con babosadas sobre el de 27. Reputación mis polainas.

Wait is it actually bad there? My girlfriend is taking a vacation to Caracas next month.

Al user maracucho, soy sebin te tengo pillao por insubordinacion, sabemos que te llamas igual que cierto presidente gringo

Sí te soy sincero, a este gobierno no lo saca sino los gringos. Esta basura de pueblo es el peor cáncer, no pueden hacer un coño

>family got out of venezuela
>alot of you fucks are still there

I hope you guys get out or get a Pinochet

Caracas is a time bomb, shit will be going crazy real soon
Well, the military is fractioned, not everybody there supports the gob, but the gob has armed thugs in motorcycles that repress the people.
But you know, when shit is going down, they cant not repress all the people here

If your Gf is dumb enough to go here, the humanity will be a better place without her.

Sorry bro

>implying socialism was ever tried

>My girlfriend is taking a vacation to Caracas next month
I'm sorry for your loss

Tropico lets you tell the gommies to fuck off though.

Así es camarada Colombia y Venezuela potencia en el shitposteo

Im fucking amazed no one has pulled a Pinochet or went into full Syria mode

Jesus christ

¡Que viva la revolución bolivariana hijueputa!

We had one...


And it was beautiful...