Heem

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Conor boxes this month

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Use this next time moron

Luke Thomas BTFO

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Do you think your favorite female fighter ever had sopa de macaco? E uma delicia

I want to taste her sopa

loser

>Plz clap

first Jon Jones verbally heems Thomas, now Bisping, who's next?

if I didn't value the intricacies of my beautiful 150IQ brain I would have fought in the UFC and be a triple champion at MW, LHW and HW

Why did Jon hate him in the first place and why is he a cuck too?

I mith Goldie :,(

I think it's because he talked about Jon's coke and hookers issues

Think about this, Werdum is the lightest heavyweight in history.

If there was a 225 division he's be unbeatable.

I don't know why he doesn't go down to light heavyweight.

Either way he's definitely pound for pound top 3 of all time. He's basically a light heavyweight who's fought the best heavyweights and won most of the time.

Also a great memer.

You absolutely wouldn't you eejit

>Werdum is the lightest heavyweight in history

Stopped reading there

>Werdum is the lightest heavyweight in history.

Funny way to spell Fortuna.

*sniffle*

Out of the top 10 obviously.

Obviously not

You need to go back.

REALISTICALLY, who could stop me?

>6'6" without a grain of fat anywhere except my dick
>90 inch reach, can rest my head on Jones' oversized forehead without him being able to touch me
>PhD in physics from MIT so I know the optimal angles at which to clatter heads off the canvas
>best speaker since Adolf Hitler, able to take on the entire US army single-handedly and convince them to drop their weapons and give me the keys to their mums chastisy belts through nothing but oratory skill
>can down a coast redwood with a single kick
>could choke out an anaconda
>guillituines so strong they'd cause another french revolution

What about King Mo? 225 would be his division

King mo sucks

>REALISTICALLY, who could stop me?
mighty mouse desu

Literally who

>Bullied his whole life
>Becomes Olympian
>Starts MMA goes on a tear
>Becomes LHW Chapion
>Loses to coke head by head kick
>Gets bullied

life is a circle huh?

LeaveMightyMouseToMe.jpg

I've got some awkward angles my man it might surprise you

Tfw Fedor will end up getting heem'd by fat redneck Roy Nelson

So tired of faggots saying "fun fights" "fun to watch" "fun fighter" "fun matchup"

You sounds like a typical big stiff Dutch lanklet with 0 ring IQ that folds the second youre put under pressure

RIP my girl Cindy. At least now I don't have to watch manborg smash you

This fighter had fun once. It was awful.

>they'll never team up to give you a double titfuck

Nobody is going to believe me but I was actually on my way to becoming a UFC champion.

My parents signed me up to Judo when I was 8 and was winning under 12 tournaments after just a few months.

At 10 I started Taekwondo and was winning national tournaments when I was just a green belt.

In college I had switched to weightlifting and won many local meets. I'm naturally very strong and explosive.

By the time I was 21 I was getting scouted at local cage fighting clubs after several amateur first round wins, after which I started incorporating wrestling and grappling into my arsenal.

I was ready for my first professional Cage Rage fight and then...

...on one fateful day I was walking home carrying some shopping bags full of food, and a few guys walking home from the pub walk into me and one of the bags break so I'm like wtf guys, and as I go down to try to stop the food from rolling away, someone kicks me in the face and I wake up in hospital with a broken cheek bone, rib, jaw, and a fractured skull.

Obviously too dangerous for me to fight now since any hard strike to those injured areas could do some serious damage.

>someone kicks me in the face

me

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He will either fight Gustuffson or oezdemir. (However it's spelled)

oez would be extremely fucking easy whereas gus would give him another good fight

thats why hell fight oez

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nE3XHh57s

Miesha Tits showing off some ass movement.

Meisha seems like a freak, all her post fight parties were at strip clubs

I wonder if she'll do porn after shes done being an "ambassador for the sport"

I love these darker girls

Does he even still fight?

That is a proud WHITE fighter from North America, Czech-bro.

>I swear I saw the video of Trump saying he would run as a republican because they're all stupid. He scrubbed it from the internet because he didn't want anyone to see it. I swear it was there, it doesn't matter that nobody else has seen it and it doesn't exist on the internet "anymore"
>Rogan: woahhhhh that's crazy
Holy fuck, are people really this stupid?

I know this might sound like poor bait but I once got in a tussle with a professional UFC fighter at a night club.

He kept eyeing one of my female friends and I told him to back off since she's not here to hook up. He said that I can't speak for her and that I should move aside.

Needless to say, I wasn't aware that he was a pro mma fighter, hence I resorted to physical violence immediately. A swift elbow to the temple and I had him falling down like a log.

His friends immediately jumped me but luckily I came off as the victim and the bouncers threw them all out of the club.

Not a fan of todays guest

Rogan thinks DMT transports you to another dimention, what do you think

Who was the fighter?

And yeah sucker punches can happen to anyone. A regular joe could sucker punch the best fighter in the world it's got nothing to do with skill.

>He kept eyeing one of my female friends and I told him to back off since she's not here to hook up

White knight beta cuck as fuck lad

I feel like his brain is firing on half a cylinder

Zzzzzz

rogaine likes to pretend

>Bulgorillian social interactions

but is it true that dmt can make every cell in your body change after just 6 years instead of 10 because of the pineal gland

I know this guy, he's a typical black comedian. Interpret that as you will but this guy does't bring shit to the table.

japanese bug fights were honestly my first and best experience with MMA

>interspecies warfare
>absolutely brutal moves
>no refs to fuck it up
>no roids to fuck it up
>no rules to fuck it up
>fight to the DEATH, none of that tko bullshit
>no gay ass BJJ

Mandella effect

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LOL, I can't find the video on youtube, what the fuck

why don't you make like a tree and leaf the thread

hhhhnnngggg

Oh i'm sorry i meant

>reddit

Anybody else still bummed that Gabi didn't fight? We could have had some top memes

Because it doesn't exist has never existed.

there is still not a torrent of Sundays rizin

Why do you want me to peruse the most popular website in Canada? Is it because every Canadian owns shares of reddit?

>bee - Beesping
>ladybug - Hendo

7/11 your neighborhood store

I stand corrected.

>comparing real life politics to house of cards and game of thrones, like what is happening today is so outrageous

And that's the true sign of uneducated ignorance. If you need garbage television shows like GoT or shit like harry Potter to educate you about politics, your opinion isn't worth watching. Fuck this episode.

>bee
>ladybug

the absolute state of polish entomology

kek

Kek

nah because your faggy "lol my first experience with mma was watching bug fights on youtube" post belongs on reddit.

my first experience watching MMA was renting tapes from blockbuster in 1997.

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okie grandpa, you can stop rambling

what are you talking about leaf?

the fook are you on about, lad?

lol ok kiddo, i bet your first experience with a girl was listening to some asmr bullshit on youtube and jacking off lmao

kids these days are stupid

>77426648
Rogan is going off on Trump once again because the guest he has on is a loon.

p4p most overrated female in the world

look up her topless pictures on the beach, she's rocking the kate upton fridge physique

at least im not old and over the hill like you

She's got the Urijah Faber chin booty as well. Her playboy pics were decent though, I remember the hype for Brittney Palmer's playbot shoot and everyone was so let down by her frankenstein tits.

I didn't waste my best years watching bug fights on youtube and jerking off to asmr LOL

literally who

>You will never have a dad that loves and supports you

at least I can still remember my best years you senile discombobulated prick

now shut up or I will call your caretakers

who will be #1000 on joe rogan podcast?

dave chapelle right?

Would ve bj unironicly get killed if bj vs lamas card wasnt cancaled

I can understand why casuals don't like Tyron, but what I can't understand is why they like GSP.

Is it just nostalgia? "Oh, Georges St-Pierre, I've heard that name before, like eight years ago. He must be good!"

Trump

careful, I'll tell your mom about your sicko porn collection

the trump gimmick has gotten old 2bh

he isnt funny anymore, now he's just annoying and fat

my mum won't talk to dirty old pervs like you

/heem/ loves you my man

Nobody is going to believe me but I was actually on my way to becoming a UFC champion.

My parents signed me up to Judo when I was 8 and was winning under 12 tournaments after just a few months.

At 10 I started Taekwondo and was winning national tournaments when I was just a green belt.

In college I had switched to weightlifting and won many local meets. I'm naturally very strong and explosive.

By the time I was 21 I was getting scouted at local cage fighting clubs after several amateur first round wins, after which I started incorporating wrestling and grappling into my arsenal.

I was ready for my first professional Cage Rage fight and then...

...on one fateful day I was walking home carrying some shopping bags full of food, and a few guys walking home from the pub walk into me and one of the bags break so I'm like wtf guys, and as I go down to try to stop the food from rolling away, I get pierced by a shaft of a frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

Obviously too dangerous for me to fight now since any hard strike to those injured areas could do some serious damage.

Don't talk shit about bugfights

It's just the fucking leafs. If you can get whole nation behind you its easy to snowball it into global popularity.