Player is fat

[Liam Price]

>player is fat

[Samuel Roberts]

THICC

[Ryan Rivera]

>Player's nickname is "The Beast"

[Owen Diaz]

>player is american

[Dylan Allen]

>coach is black

[Jordan Roberts]

>team x scores a point
>"TEAM y BTFO!!!"

[Parker Moore]

>player is dubbed "the next ______"

[Nathaniel Wright]

>player is considered a good "two way" player

[Christian Collins]

charles...

[Robert Morgan]

>player is a good locker room guy

[Benjamin Morgan]

easy on the pizza and sprite ...

[Landon Hernandez]

BIG

[Joseph Davis]

>real meat and potatoes player

[Zachary Murphy]

>Coach thinks 9/11 was an inside job

[John Jones]

>athlete is a cute

[Carter Russell]

>ass is fat

[Bentley Collins]

>coach orchestrated 9/11

[Matthew Hall]

didn't that dude have no hair?

[Mason Cook]

Sauce?

[Bentley Brooks]

>tfw meat and potatoes

[Luis Hall]

bugs... easy on the carrots

[Xavier Nguyen]

...

[Sebastian Lewis]

>player also played (X sport) back in high school/college

[Adam Jackson]

>he's a role player

[Gavin Jones]

>it's another "goal of the century"