(You) are now president of the United States

What do you do on your first day in office

Day of the rope

Deport feminists

Imprison Shillary

Kill myself

Get one of them chicken sandwiches, minus the mayo of course.

Force everyone to go vegan and change gender, it's 2016 guys

I'd say THIS IS A SHILL ATTEMPT

take a shit on the desk on live tv

legalize muslim hunting and give all white christians free ar-15s and ammo

Re-introduce the draft and declare war on the first terrorist shithole I can hit on a map with darts. Instruct military personal to fudge the numbers on the draft to select leftists, niggers, spics, etc first and put them on the front lines.

Donald Trump will be wearing Wh40k Power Armor in his first State of the Union address.

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FPBP

Begin executive actions to limit immigration/travel of people from countries with a history of Islamic terrorism.

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Nuke Russia

Sounds good to me but i'd add nigs and chicanos

Smoke weed in the oval office lmao bix nood

Idk attend a lot of meetings I assume.

>911 dubs
KEK WILLS IT

Where do I get one of those burgers?

Nice one, Juan.

Nuke San Francisco, Tel Aviv and Washington Dc

establish a mars colony

Resign

Gas the Jews, Feminists and Muslims.

nuke isreal
bounty on jews and niggers

My first day would involve ensuring absolute free speech unless that speech is deliberate lies against someone that will cause their reputation harm. That of cours is not protected under the first amendment. What is though, is offensiveness. You can be offensive. Maybe it is satire or you actually believe what you are saying. Regardless that is protected by our rights as a US citizen and should be exploited because of this freedom

Nuke Israel.

Take away everyone's guns.

Cut military budget.

Give trans people equal rights and protections

Make straight marriage illegal

Ban Christians from coming into the USA

Eat a spicy meatball

Declare war on ISIS, halt ALL muslim immigration to the US temporarily, work on legislation allowing for limited power to also be granted to the Vice President, assign my vice president Trump to begin work on the wall, along with dealing with companies leaving the US. At the end of the day, make a speech about the dangers of Radical Islam.

This man gets it.

nuke them. nuke them all.

(you) made me hungry. Have a bump

>no mayo
King taste right here

execute order 66

Ban guns
Open borders
Make all intoxicating substances illegal
Raise taxes on the rich to 99%
Disband all military contracts
Print money like crazy and throw it at people in ghettos, call it "reparations"
Put section 8 housing anywhere property values are higher than the south side of Chicago

What I'm getting at is that I'd like to crash this country with no survivors
Facebook really made me hate this planet in the past 72 hours

aliums

Obama you can't have a 3rd term

Repeal the 13th amendment and the civil rights act of 1964, final solution for blacks.


Crime drops 56% in america, safest country in the world.

Renegotiate our support of Israel
Have Shillary Indicted for high treason
Push to have the NFA of 1934 rescinded
Have #BLM labeled as a hate group
Build the wall
Send the bill to Mexico
Nuke the cube.
Sit back and wait to be assassinated on day 2

I appoint a horse to be the next Supreme Court justice.

Shitpost from the Oval Office.

The leftists will just defect to Canada like they did last time.

Unless that was your plan or something.

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Wipe the mayo from the sandwich. I don't like mayo.
Then re-enslave the blacks and deport the muslims and hispanics en masse.

Finally learn the truth about the alien presence on earth and the NWO agenda to join our galactic brothers.
Then obey and follow the plan

Make a public annoucement, saying if I die under mysterious circumstances, such as a heart attack or body failure, then I was assassinated. Then start rambling off a bunch of crap no one would dare say, like 9/11 being an inside job, Sandy Hook being a false-flag to take away guns, etc.

Then take out my gun and start shooting in the air and say 'try and take it, you commies' on national television.

sage and report

Ban mayonnaise.

Call up Kim Jong un and see if he wants to come over to play some NBA Jam on Sega Genesis.

Make Islam the national religion

Kill all Muslims

replace the niggerball court in the whitehouse with a mcdonalds

Stop aid to Israel.

Move Israel to West Africa.

Behead yourself

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It's the only way to start fixing the West user, this is not arguable

Auger some nukes into the earth.

SAGE AND DIE SHILLFAGS

All Islamists will be decimated. It's just a matter of time.

>End privatized prisons
>Reinstate Civilian Conservation Corps
>Boost funding and awareness of Job Corps
>Ban HFCS
>Ban on automatic assault weapons only
>End to minimum sentencing for non-violent crimes
>Introduce strong incentives for alternative energy development and research
>Cut military spending by 1/8, redirect funds to care for veterans
>Refund NASA at $0.10 of every tax dollar
>Establish a flat tax rate
>Focus on prisoner rehabilitation, education, and job training to reduce recidivism
>Ban pharmaceutical ads on TV
>Begin an ad campaign that strongly encourages volunteering and community projects
>More funding for public and mental health programs
>Throw the fuckers who screwed up the economy in the first place in jail
>Make a push toward direct democracy rather than representative
>Reinstate Glass-Stegal regulations
>Introduce term limits to Congress and the Senate

Just like in the past right?
Stupid Christcuck

Shake Shack. OP probably got paid $0.12 by them to post this thread.

>The Chick’n Shack is a crispy 100% all-natural and antibiotic-free chicken breast with lettuce, pickles and buttermilk herb mayo.

It gives me the shits, t b h.

You are in for an awakening

>not 'Nice juan'

you dun goofd

Order the B-52s to fire up their engines and set their headings towards Raqqa.

Eat a big rack of babyback ribs and wash it all down with a tall, cool Budweiser.

instate the draft again

cut taxes on the poor, raise it only by 2 percent to the rich

try my best to re-introduce the middle class

take away any and PC bullshit in the military, it doesnt belong there.

shake the hand of every WW2 vet in the DC area, greatest generation deserves it

tell europe to eat a boner

tell merkel to eat an even bigger boner

tell the brits to leave the EU

jerk off underneath the oval office desk

get a nice big, not pussy, pupper

declare war on ISIS and personally bomb them like based jordan king

jerk off some more

increase military spending so people can go to college for free

Uh huh

you sound like a fucking dictator

Remove pickles.

FIRST, REPEAL ALL THOSE EXECUTIVE ORDERS THAT MORON OBAMA WROTE

CALL A COUPLE OF COUNTRIES AND TELL EM HEY FOLKS, AMERICA'S NOT STUPID ANYMORE. YOU OWE US AND YOU OWE US BIG LEAGUE. BIG LEAGUE

THEN WE GOTTA BUILD THAT WALL. BY THE WAY WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL?

>implying ISIS or the SAA couldn't just shoot those old pieces of shit down with a MANPAD

slimy pc get nothing done politician piece of shit

Nuke Israel India and China.
Leave UN.

Round up all the fucking libcucks and send them in freight ships to Sweden. It'll be like our version of the Mariel boatlift. After which all the Dindus, "Mexican Intellectuals", special snowflakes from tumblr and all other pesky minorities will be kept in line because their suppourt system will be gone. From that point on I will go about making America great again, meaning time to end the "War on Drugs" and make the DEA focus on busting unlicensed drug dealers and manufactures. Only recreational drugs that have been approved by a newly formed task force by the FDA will be allowed to be sold in party stores everywhere. Another thing I'd do is regroup the military and send them after the drug cartels in Mexico and send only our Spec. Ops. to decimate and disorient radical Islamic forces by assassinating their leaders and conducting random raids on their biggest bases of operation. Hell, I'll even have the most influential leaders in radical Islam captured so that WE can broadcast their live execution to the world.

Resign so Trump can MAGA

reported and saged

You say that like it's a bad thing.

begin a nuclear holocaust

REPEAL OBAMACARE

I admit I know nothing about the AA defenses that the IS could put forth, but I'd be surprised if they have more than 20 fully functional shoulder-fired AA missiles.

why ban pharmaceutical commercials?

Ban pickles

Think about the fact that the American public just elected their first Puerto Rican president then down a bottle of Bacardi

>Reenact Glass-Steagall Act
>Give 48 hours notice to the people of the Middle East of an impending nuclear attack
>Publicly execute Hillary on live television
>Lay a mine field across the southern border
>Deport every illegal
>Make Trump my VP

White or spiced?

Sounds like a pretty solid plan.
Those that leave, are gone from the country, and those that serve on the frontlines are gone from the country too.

Because it's using the power of suggestion to reel in and keep people addicted to them who would have otherwise never needed them. That's not to say that NOBODY does, but when you start telling people to ask/tell their doctor about what kind of pills they want rather than the other way around, it's incredibly fucked up. This country is WAY too over-medicated.

The first few weeks is getting caught upon top secret stuff

Get bribed out of office, live comfortably forever till death.

Can PRs run for president? I imagine they could but only if they choose to vote in the US instead of in the island.

First order of business is asking if Area 51 is real.

Go to universal, walk to front of line with the express pass bullshit

Demand full briefing on Area 51 and all human/alien contact. Fly to Area 51 and demand entry. If not cleared for entry (I don't think the POTUS actually is), write executive order to give myself clearance.

Taking information into account, decide whether or not to immediately disclose all knowledge to the world, knowing that I might die or worse for it

Nuke New Zealand.

Cunts have it coming.

Those things are overpriced as fuck, Universal is a real fucking Jew

pls b real,

exct order to remove all previous executive orders.