Wake up

>wake up
>go to the bathroom
>look a the mirror
>look like this blond girl

Wat do?

"Finally I can suck cock without being called a fag"

Touch my genitals

Dye my hair black. I think blondes are ugly.

Check what the fuck is so hard about parking a car

Suck all the BBC I can

cut off my tits and clit

Masturbate, then find someone to finance my life in exchange for sex.

Kill myself for I because white

>my
Chad's*

Get sterilized / on the injection & make amends for the crimes of all other females in history by exclusively giving it to all virgins, losers, NEETs, fatties, autists etc. as much as I can.

> being a slut with a moral cause
what could be better?

this guy gets it

Good sentence

/thread

this desu

Put a Hijab in her, this is haram

Post pics of my tits and ass on Sup Forums, then make a twitch channel and camwhore for some neetbux

id proly miss my dick and fapping; reduced to fire making :(

then again i would abuse my new privileges and snoop women changing and seducing attractive dykes.

Take a bus, tour around Brazil and take all the Big Black Cock available.

fuck myself through the mirror

holy shit. that's a long fucking trip.
i thought you were much closer to each other.
like 2-3 hours from rio to bsas.
why so big senpai,

Call my former male body and have sex with him

>holy shit. that's a long fucking trip.
The juicy wet dream of every tight, petite white Argie girl, you know how much BBC you can get on 3 days long trip through niggerzil? holy fucking yum

>like 2-3 hours from rio to bsas.
everything is far in south america, a 600 miles distance is considered relatively close.

I just want to fuck a blonde girl and don't want to be one

How many miles of cock does one of those get before they hit the wall?

Experience multiple orgasms and soak the floor with my pussy juice.

...

friendzone males

Probably log onto Sup Forums like usual

Find some moderately-successful beta, marry him, have his children, and nag him constantly into bettering himself

man being an attractive blonde white girl is pretty much ez-mode in life.

In her?
Sounds painful

I'd probably come to Sup Forums to shitpost as that is what I always do.

Lel this.

except you wouldn't be able to grab your balls while shitposting so it won't be as fun anymore

Just grab your tits

woah

Find some beta orbiter to provide for me and get fucked by Chads behind his back

you're doing gods work son

I tell her to eat something.

Always wondered how does it feel to have sex while being a female. Gonna unironically experience this.

Have lesbian sex with my blonde gf and make a living out of chaturbate.

Back to r/incels

>find rich men
>silently beat, poison and kill them
>put their bodies in the ground
>get their money

Celebrate.

take a selfie and post on Sup Forums then 26 hours masturbation session.

>get horny
>go after some girls with my new body

>people wanting to fuck guys
You fucking homo's!

Panic because I'm suddenly aging 5x faster.

Masturbate while looking at myself

This. sex all races and see if BBC is true