“My Lord. Once more, I shall raise this flag, for this country's---no, this world's salvation.
Order has gone up in flames, and so much purpose has been lost. Our future vanished in but a second.
Listen to my words, brave warriors gathered here, legion of heroic spirits who retain their reason!
No matter if you were sworn enemies or no matter how far your time periods apart, now you must entrust your backs to one another!
My true name is Joan of Arc. In the name of my lord, I shall stand as your shield!
This struggle is one that has long endured through the sands of human history.
But there is no need for concern, as untold fateful encounters await you.
Though this entire planet has become the battlefield of the Holy Grail War, though the world has been brought to ruin, though countless formidable foes block your path, the end has still yet to be determined by anyone.
Now, let us begin our fight, Master.
The curtains rise on the largest scale Holy Grail War in history.”
—Joan of Arc
/balt/ Anime:
Really would like to hear you crying
Oh, okay
I would like to see you die
but we all can't get what we want do we?
Russian likes futa
>Joan of Arc
Glorified cheerleader desu
No!
...
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who doesn't?
>pic
What
You must be lying
Hmm
>What
She's literally raping her own holy spirity
(the trap more accurately)
>You must be lying
Baka I never lie
> She's literally raping her own holy spirity
H-hot
Really hate it when you start lying desu
>Really hate it when you start lying desu
I hate the fact that you exist
>H-hot
Wow...
:(
> Wow...
What now
;)
>What now
What ever you want
;_;
What did you mean by 'Wow...'
Okay, here comes the part when we post abusing pics of your waifus
>What did you mean by 'Wow...'
Nothing.
>Okay, here comes the part when we post abusing pics of your waifus
Don't do that :(
Why does it work every time?
> Nothing.
Don't believe you
> Don't do that :(
O-okay
sorry :)
What?
>Don't believe you
I know, but I like that.
>O-okay sorry :)
:)
To bait people
> but I like that.
No!
:) Gonna sleep soon
A lot of people on this site take everything too seriously
>No!
Why not?
>:) Gonna sleep soon
Wow that's weak...
Because lying is not nice
Yes, that's true...
>pic
Is that cum?
I am not lying :(
>Is that cum?
How do you know how cum looks like? hentai
You do
You don't?
Knew that you were a girl desu
>You do
Think what you want
>You don't?
I do, I just to know how do you know
>Knew that you were a girl desu
LOL
Not telling you anything
>pic
Pls, don't be a lewd girl, be a cute girl! (like Nagato)
>girl
I am a guy baka
STOP lying
Wtf, do you like armpits or something
You don't like 2D armpits? :(
Wait, do you actually like anime armpits and think about smelling them every week???????
Ewwww
I think I need to remove you now.
What do you think?
Why??????
Just kidding ;)
This is how joan of arc looked like in real life
Oh
>real life
...
W-what's up???
...
??
...
Just like getting (You)s from you
I-I need to go...
See ya
...
I'll go sleep too.
>hes back
Good afternoon. I seem to have slept in today. Haha
I also slept in, but in nz time so it was about 2 hours worse than you.
That's what I get for going to bed at 4am I guess.
Yay, I love being stuck at my parents place because all the the roads are fucked
Do some maintenance work on their computer user.
Just put a sausage roll in the oven for lunch.
labas rytas
Are they all flooded?
Nope, just a bunch of big slips on the road
Maybe the universe wants you to spend more time with your parents.
But I'm not really spending time with them, all I'm doing is looking at my phone and patting the dog
Hello
Talk to your dad about the rugby or maybe one of his hobbies, I'm sure he would appreciate the conversation.
Ohayo
Yes hello
No way, that'd be hella awkward
...
*dabs*
Which one of you gave me this cold?
oh... it really shouldn't be.
You should get closer with your family whilst they are still around.
Sorry my bad, I shouldn't have kissed you until I knew I was over the cold.
me on the right giving you the cold
*forgot pic*
You bastard, so you gave me this cold
I'll make you pay for that
(me on the left giving you your germs back)
bit gay lads
Do you also want a nz cold?
And? Hersey is fun
N-no!
(maybe)
but that's heresy!
*gives you my cold*
haha yes, now I can nurse you back to health.
me on the left
(You) on the right
Nooo, now I have to spend all my time with you
Oh shit, that actually sounds kinda annoying
I regret my actions
Don't listen to I'm going to take care you just fine, and the moment you are healthy I'm going to infect you again so I will never have to leave you.
You could achieve the same thing by chopping of his arms and legs
Might be a bit less of a hassle
...
Mmmm, that might be easier!
thanks I'll get right on that
...
Don't worry bout it, it'll be quick
But I won't be!
That's the point, we don't want you getting away from us
nooooo!
Why are you so gay
Is this the gay general?
I should open up a bbq joint
I will take this silence as a "yes".
what a bunch of faggots
Everyone's gay here, I'm not sure why
Follow your dreams
Gay people don't belong here
I just want to be with u
But this general is nothing but gay roleplaying
I just want to be inside you ;)
your gay roleplaying triggers my autism
...
*kisses you*
...
soon anglos gonna be pushed out of this general with their gay propaganda that corrupts young minds
brainwashing will stop
Oh now I know...
They are actually being funded by the government to spread this gay propaganda
this is conspiracy
This is just a beginning
I'm gonna stop this madness before it is too late
Oh no, you got me
This is actually government sponsored gay
They use it to lower birth rates