Ywn meet Hayley in high school, get paired together for a project...

>ywn meet Hayley in high school, get paired together for a project, realize you both are passionate about music and songwriting, start hanging out on the weekend, hear her sing for the first time, have her hug you for the first time, tease her for her Southern accent, stay up late at each other's homes while listening to music, start a band, start developing serious feelings for her, record debut, begin touring, come back home and begin to write the biggest pop rock hits together, tour the world together, write some more albums together, end the band with a Pet Sounds-tier pop magnum opus, settle down and live in a comfy rural home, take road trips to Disneyland like she loves, write music together for fun sometimes, listen to her sing and play guitar while out on the porch, propose to her and watch her face light up with a "Yes!", kiss her on the wedding day, start a family, go to church with Hayley and the kids on Sundays, get into arguments here and there and make up, watch the children grow up as you and Hayley begin to grow grey hairs and develop wrinkles, let Hayley cry on your shoulder as you send the kids off to college, go have some fun and travel the world with her, start getting a little too old to being doing things like that anymore, relax on the porch as she sings and plays guitar like old times, realize she's getting too sick to being doing that anymore, lie in bed mourning when the Lord decides to finally take her, during your last days reminisce over the days in the band and the times at Disneyland and the wedding and all those times on the porch as you listened to her voice carried by the afternoon wind, and finally lie on your deathbed with all the family around, waiting for the moment to meet the Creator and then see Hayley's beautiful face once again

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jfc kys

>tfw you have to take a big poop and the poop won't come out so you try to dig it out with a finger and then you have poop on your finger

STOP

gay

i have a weak spot for hayley

this

ilovemakonnen

fucking my sides

i like it

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kek comedy gold

Why are you being so mean to me? ;_;

>tfw you'll never lick Hayley's feet

we should be friends

user, please no. She doesn’t like other boys talking lewd about her feet. :|

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>It will never be The Late 00s Again
>I can never go back and go to a mixed gender school, and bed numerous Emo QTs with that Cute fringe that died off in like 2010
>TFW can’t Replace the shitty, boring loveless Teenage Years I had with that instead
>Will never have experienced High School Romance, which is constantly promoted as the greatest experience ever at an oppurtune time like the time I had but wasted
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FEEL THIS AGAIN
WORST OF ALL YOU MADE IT ABOUT MY WAIFU OF THE TIME TOO

>>ywn drom shit tons of E with Emily Haines back in the rave days and notice her in the cuddle puddle in the warehouse at 6am and you decide not to go over because what you hope isn't a tranny is holding your penis and it feels pretty good as that last bump of K kicks in.you think to yourself she'll be around and it's all cool and then the last time you see her before Metric blows up you talk and she takes a long time before saying goodbye to you as if there might have been something there, then you see her at her first show in town and you have been on some stupid speedy coke and you are gnashing your teeth like mad someone head butted you during the show and your broken nose won't stop bleeding and when Emily sees you looking like a more than usually methed out Andrew WK she pretends she doesn't know you

>Hope isn’t a tranny
Fgt.

a hand is a hand and a mouth is a mouth

lol