THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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* * * SHILL UPDATE * * *

Many posters have been creating "ANTI-SHILL" threads in order to combat the recent perceived mass influx of shills on this board. These anti-shill threads have been called as being the true SHILL threads.

BE WARNED: these anti-anti-shill threads are in fact the true SHILL threads. They are a false flag perpetrated by those who started the original shill rumors to make Sup Forums believe that they are under attack by shills in order to distract them from the true shill attack, whose sinister motives remain unknown.

How to identify the TRUE shills:
1) They make threads complaining about the anti-shill threads.
2) They spam "1 post by this ID" everywhere despite the OP having replied multiple times.
3) They make threads complaining about the anti-anti-anti-shill threads or any odd-numbered anti-shill threads.

DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO FITS ANY OF THE ABOVE CRITERIA

But. How can I know YOU are not a shill??

Perhaps I'm the shill?

to defeat the shill, one must become a shill

I DONT KNOW WHO'S SHILLING FOR WHO ANYMORE

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Listen goim it's merely a coincidence

Not an argument.

We're fucking in too deep man
TOO DEEP
ABANDON SHIP. ENACT THE SAMSON OPTION. I'LL SEE YOU GOYS ON THE OTHER SIDE

>leave Sup Forums for 2 days
>come back and see these threads
What the fuck is going on?

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>queen relieves thrown
For a second I thought Obama got impeached

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Atlast i truly understand.

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He checks out, folks.

judging by the posts itt it doesnt matter whos shilling and who isnt, the shills won

WE ARE BEING RAIDED

WE HAVE BEEN BEING RAIDED FOR THE PAST 4 MONTHS

PLS RESPOND

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BACK IN MY DAY FAGGOT WE CALLED THOSE NIGGERS JIDF

BUT I GUESS NEW Sup Forums IS NEW AND FANCY AND I JUST DONT GET IT

IM HIP

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
IRON PILL
NEWSMAN
JIDF

ALDNkgNAOIDGBASODIGNASD

1 post by OP 10 minutes after it's created means it's a shill thread, shill. Stop defending the shills.

>BE WARNED: these anti-anti-shill threads are in fact the true SHILL threads.
sooooooo your a shill... you made a anti shill thread. this made my head hurt and my dick hard so you need to apologize

The whole point of Sup Forums is you don't believe what you are told

That is the redpill: make up your own mind and stop being a sheep

We're all shills for something OP. Some of us just get paid to do it.

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Holy fuck this board is far too gone.

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KEK

i love leann

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Its amazing how accurate
>GAS THE KIKES
>RACE WAR NOW
turned out to be

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This is it, we're entering the shill singularity.

The Shillgularity

also heres another post I'm shill-proof now

Fuck this, I'm goint to /r9k/ for a while, cannot stand all this shilling

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1 OFF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

Trump tweeted a message where he says that people on a fbi list for terrorrism or mentally ill shouldnt have a gun. And now shills try to persuade people trump is bad

They applies their new strategy where they are calling shill the people who only posted once, i really believe that Sup Forums is being raided