/nfl/ general: the eagles suck edition

FA: Bills sign RB Taiwan Jones
HOU: Will Fuller has a broken collarbone, expected to miss 2-3 months
MIA: Jay Ajayi "out with concussion"
LAR: Dominique Easley tore ACL, out for season
NYG: Sterling Shepard carted off field with apparent "low ankle sprain"
LAC: Forrest Lamp out for season with a torn ACL
CAR: Christian Mccaffrey "impressing" in camp
SF: DT DeForest Buckner receives attention from medical staff after a left leg injury

>Forrest Lamp is sixth Charger to tear ACL in last 11 months.

>2016: Keenan Allen, Danny Woodhead, Nick Dzubnar. Jason Verrett, Caraun Reid

:))))))
kill me

The weak must perish to sustain Rivers' libido

ban chargers from having high draft picks

>nearly as many acl tears as he has kids

Who's next?

STOP MAKING FUN OF THE EAGLES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shh it's ok

Why the fuck is every general a reference to the shittiest region in the US (mid Atlantic)

Toki, stop making threads

LAC:Chargers lose RG Forrest Lamp to torn ACL
DET:Abdullah confirmed as Lions' featured back
WAS:Jordan Reed sounds day to day after checkup
CHI:Bears WR Wheaton to miss 2 weeks of camp
GB:Jamaal Williams earns 1st-team reps for Pack
NYG:Sterling Shepard diagnosed with low sprain
HOU:Texans WR Fuller (collarbone) out 2-3 months
HOU:Will Fuller breaks collarbone on Wednesday
NO:Ingram 'very active' in pass game for Saints
SF:Joe Williams has 'slow start' at Niners camp
SF:Carlos Hyde 'appears set' as Niners starter
FA:Harbaugh, Newsome want Kap, owner does not

Who dey, fuckers

Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb...

Mike Williams

>chargers

BURFICT SEEZIN :DDD

...is that Alvin from the Cosby Show?

CANTON BOUND

The mid Atlantic region literally invented America you mental midget, show some respect to your cultural and intellectual betters

Any of you small ballers doing fantasy?

Any leagues I can join?

This OP I like.

A gift.

Seeing McNabb choke is fun to watch

Indeed it is, user. A beautiful sight.

How long will Abdullah last before his feet break again this season?

...

>DOJ TO SUE COLLEGES OVER BS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION CAUSING DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WHITE APPLICANTS

How will this affect the NFL?

Hopefully never. We could've gone 12-4 or 11-5 last year if we had him

How do you usually watch the games, lads?

I have to pay like $300nzd to watch em live

>300$ to watch the chargers lose 10+ games a year

:)) lol

>Forrest Lamp tore his ACL
>Mike Williams' back is fucked
r-ree...
reeee...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Chargers are cursed. I would say it was the move to Los Angeles that did it, but they were having this horrible luck back in San Diego, too.

LA's got a death curse!

Give the patriots Verrett before the chargers destroy his career

Vikings strong
remove cheese

Just use r/nflstreams.

Kys

Use wiziwig or vipbox senpai

Reminder: The LA Rams were brought in as a sacrifical lamb to get the Lakers relevant again and to curse the Clippers.The Chargers were brought into as a sacrifice to get the Dodgers over the hump.

Hey oldbae, what will the ravens do on offense without Flacco?

I think they survive for a few days until he gets back

What's his timetable for return. Isn't he supposed to miss 2 weeks.

Talk shit all you want faggot but I can't remember the last game I wanted to watch and wasn't able to. The streams aren't hosted there and it's not like you have to the read comments or post. Just go to the game thread and pick a stable stream link.

r/nflstreams on Plebbit is your best bet. It's what I use.

Baltimore's offense will be basically the same without Flacco or with him: shit.

Obviously even more shit with Mallett but it's not going to even come near average anyway.

Reminder that baltimore will not recover from this

>Los Angeles Chargers 2nd Round Pick Forrest Lamp Has a Torn ACL
>implying curses don't travel

>defending plebbit

Kys

How garbage will the HOF game be?

They havent said for sure but it was never a bad injury despite initial reports. Joe has been active just not in pads but that will probably change in a few days

now that oldgay has come out of hiding its time to remind him that the ravens havent had a winning season since 2014

Keenan Allen naturally

Colin Kaepernick in 2016:
- 2nd lowest INTable pass % in the league
- 14th highest accuracy %
- 8th highest accuracy % 1-10 yards downfield
- 4th highest accuracy % to 5 yards
- highest rate of receptions lost to receiver error
- 19th in rate of created receptions on poor throws
- 14th in adjusted completion %
- 21st in adjusted YPA (higher than Stafford, Manning, Carr, Flacco, Winston)
- 32nd in number of screens thrown
- only 12.5% (8th lowest in the league) of his 32 sacks were avoidable, so he didn't run into sacks

Tell me more about how terrible he was in 2016 tho

>season hasn't even started
>1st and 2nd round picks out

To be a Chargers fan is fun!

Please, no. I want him to win CPOTY and have a great season. Verrett will likely be injured, though. He's literally missed 50% of his games due to injury.

florio plz go

How cosy is stubhub center gonna be?

Either gonna be real cute or fucking awful

>2-14

Would ya look at that

As a black man, if this is true, I'm ok with it.

Holy fuck ESPN is shilling hard. They just claimed that had the power not gone out in ths super dome the 9ers would have won...

What was the score before the power went out? 27-6 Ravens right?

The chargers have so many good pieces
They just never fucking play

The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 30 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards
Kirk Cosuins 65% 26 TDs 10 INTS 4,600 yards
Carson Wentz 60% 24 TDs 12 INTs 4,000 yards
Dak Prescott 69% 30 TDs 7 INTs 3,900 yards

>watching ESPN

One can only hope my nig.

Hard to play when they're injured.

Luckily, they have Feeney to fill in for Lamp. So, it's not a HUGE loss; and WR is somewhat deep.

CB, though... once Verrett goes down, there's no much there. Desmond will be Nickel.

Not hard to do when you're playing from behind giving no effort and cruising so your defense doesn't get btfo anymore

Notice how they could beat the rams and not anyone else.

Well I hope he recovers 100% so we can BTFO Flacco one last time before they cut him.

>says don't read comments or post
>defending plebbit
That's saying use the resources available and avoid the bullshit. I hope a bus puts you put of your pathetically autistic excuse of a life.

why hasnt kapernick signed with the CFL yet? canada is far more liberal anyway

Hopefully tuerk has improved, too

It really can't get much worse than last year, so I'm not expecting much

not enough attention in canada

>Kirk Cosuins 65% 26 TDs 10 INTS 4,600 yards

Hes dropping off hard this year.

Hayward

Im not watching ESPN fagtrons. MASN was reporting on an ESPN report during a rain dely.

Don't kid yourself. The guy is gonna go down at some point this season. I don't disagree that he will be a top candidate for CBPOTY....

Until he dies again...

Look at that division. Chiefs, Broncos, Raiders. This division isn't made for people who are made of glass. This is the only division in the NFL that has given tom Brady a season ending injury. Think about that

Hayward literally had to do everything last year lel

At least there's no more beta Mccoy fist pumps on the sideline

>watching ESPN by proxy

Why are you (You)ing me with this? I said literally nothing about ESPN.

Hayward is great, yes, but when Verrett goes down, Hayward doesn't fill in for him since he's already a starter. The depth at CB is slim beyond Verrett and Hayward.

I wouldn't be shocked if Keenan goes down, but I would like it to be a minor enough injury that he can return the same season. I'm tired of ACL and season-ending shit.

>Myles Garrett beat Joe Thomas on a rush today

There's no way things keep up like this. It's going too well.

It just means Thomas is old.

MUUHHHHH KAPERNICK IS TREATED UNFAIRLY

>beating a 32 year old tackle on a HB screen in training camp
Is this the Browns equivalent to a win?

what a spoiled brat

Colin sowed the wind, now he's reaping the whirlwind. Dumb nigger should have realized actions have consequences but if he did he wouldnt be a nigger now would he

Shut up, let them have this. This is the closest thing to feeling good about their team they've had in years.

>drafted 2nd overall
>stuck behind mark sanchez on the depth chart
JUST

>baltipoor tripfag talking about niggers

He was well rested

Wasn't Kaep written off as exposed garbage years ago?

Yeah. Losing out to Gabbert will do that to your image.

...

Yea. He got exposed in 2014 and people keep making excuses for him somehow.

>white applicants
You mean Asian applicants.

that that automatically meant you weren't getting a roster spot, tons of guys would be jobless

Blake Borttholes starts.

>yfw Aaron Hernandez killed himself so early in the offseason that no one will bring it up for bantz

Can you believe it was only 4 months ago? It feels like it was years ago

>Dominique Easley torn ACL

The absolute horrid state of Belichick drafting

I am just fucking tired for libertard espn reporter sticking up for him

Colin Kaepernick in 2016:
- 2nd lowest INTable pass % in the league
- 14th highest accuracy %
- 8th highest accuracy % 1-10 yards downfield
- 4th highest accuracy % to 5 yards
- highest rate of receptions lost to receiver error
- 19th in rate of created receptions on poor throws
- 14th in adjusted completion %
- 21st in adjusted YPA (higher than Stafford, Manning, Carr, Flacco, Winston)
- 32nd in number of screens thrown

>tfw you kill yourself because you'e tired of tossing salad

notable QBs who were less accurate than Colin Kaepernick in 2016:
- Russell Wilson
- Matt Stafford
- Derek Carr
- Andy Dalton
- Marcus Mariota
- Cam Newton
- Jameis Winston

Fucking explain to me why he doesn't have a job, wh*te people.

Wasnt Hernandez a confirmed faggot though? That was probably paradise for him

Anyone who would take Kaep over more than half of the QBs on that list should be fired for gross incompetence

>russell wilson
>less accurate than kaepernick
Jesus christ dude, learn how to bait

>switch to ESPN on my car radio several times today
>every goddamn time someone was talking about Kaep
>switch it off

Who has 2 thumbs and is getting tired of ESPN's horseshit? The millions of people who stopped watching ESPN.

He doesnt have a job because he shat on the military and police and supports the terroristic BLM movement dipshit