Dodgers @ Braves: BROCK LOBSTER EDITION

Brock Stewart (0.00 ERA) vs Julio Teheran (5.04 ERA)

DODGERS
>1. Utley 2B
>2. Seager SS
>3. Taylor LF
>4. Bellinger 1B
>5. Pederson CF
>6. Forsythe 2B
>7. Grandal C
>8. Puig RF
>9. Stewart P

BRAVES
>1. Inciarte CF
>2. Phillips 3B
>3. Freeman 1B
>4. Suzuki, C
>5. Markakis, RF
>6. Santana LF
>7. Albies 2B
>8. Camargo SS
>9. Teheran P

i hope stewart has a decent outing.

DODGERS SUCK AND THEIR FANS NEED TO BE DEPORTED ASAP. PLEASE GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU FAT SPIC FAGGOTS. 3 RINGS > 0. MEME ALL YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX FEEL BETTER.

BARVES FANS YOURE ALRIGHT 2010 SUCKED FOR YOU BUT WE DID RIGHT BY YOUR MANAGER

Is Brock still on a 60 pitch limit?

>BELLINGOD

>Atlanta sports

BELLIGOD

30 HR AS A ROOKIE

TIES THE NATIONAL LEAGUE ROOKIE RECORD

why won't he win NL MVP? I'm curious what excuse the voters are gonna use.

most likely

At the very least he's ROTY. But I definitely think he makes a good case for MVP.

>los Angeles sports

well there goes that

It can still be decent.

the bloopiest bloop that ever blooped

>phew

only 2 runs allowed, nothing the doyers can't overcome

>Puig is 2-2 this series during Alanna Rizzo interviews

3-3*

>you will never have Chase Utley as your father-figure mentor and double-play partner

Why is Brock Stewart pitching for a team that's supposed to have great pitching and just got Darvish?

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>Why is Brock Stewart pitching for a team that's supposed to have great pitching
because brock stewart is in fact a great pitcher, i dont get this post

Darvish starts on friday

Doyerbros: just for fun, what would your 25-man playoff roster be if the playoffs started now?

>Starters (4)
Kershaw, Wood, Darvish, Hill

>Bullpen (7)
Jansen, Baez, Ryu, Maeda, Watson, Morrow, Cingrani

>Infielders (6)
Turner, Seager, Utley, Bellinger, Forsythe, A-Gon

>Catchers (3)
Grandal, Barnes, Farmer

>Outfielders (5)
Taylor, Pederson, Puig, Kike, Ethier,

I wouldn't carry 3 catchers. Just let Jansen catch if there's an emergency.

Who would you have instead?

Barnes is a go-to pinch hitter and can also play 2B, so if he starts there you still need 2 catchers.

Man I love CT3

Can't believe they got him for Zack whatshisname

Zach Lee. Lmao.
>8.53 Career ERA

This

We've seen farmer in what 1 at bat. Sure it was a great at bat but we still dont know if hes a big league catcher yet and there isnt enough time to check him out.

Brandon mccarthy in the pen maybe

imo, they should consider making Barnes play 2B full time in the future. It's a real question mark for the team next season.

Especially if Farmer turns out to be a great catcher.

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Or Trayce Thompson instead of a 3rd cather.

Like other guy said Jansen can catch and Kike is always willing to put the gear on although its never been needed.

Puig is actually the emergency catcher iirc.

and I would rather have Kyle Farmer with two broken legs than Trayce Thompson.

> Trayce Thompson

fuck no. i'd rather take a chance on an unproven farmer than thompson.

>Brock at 66 pitches

WEW
E
W

>Puig is actually the emergency catcher iirc.

He certainly has the glove for it

>translator barely speaks english

what is the limit on glove size anyway. could someone go out and play shortstop with a 10 foot wide glove and just catch everything?

Kenta's translator is definitely superior

>holding onto a baseball with a 10 foot wide glove

you couldn't even keep it all off the ground with 1 hand.

That would pretty much guarantee a base hit for every groundball hit your way.

>Farmer on postseason roster after one major league at bat

Who has the biggest weiner on the field tonight?

two, nigga.

I like having 3 catchers. Sue me. It's my personal preference.

Kenley Jansen has a 15" Curacaoan schlong.

It's time to thank Based Chase

thank you based chase

>Stewart and Stripling back to back

The future, boys.

Freeman has a cool stance, imo

He has to adjust for his absolutely massive cock that he wraps around his leg. Only option for him.

Do you really want a kid who's barely played in front of a major league crowd suddenly start catching in the playoffs? The position with the most responsibility on the biggest stage in baseball?

idk man, let's just see how he does for these last 2 months.

Barnes hadn't had much experience last year.

>Wondered why we hadn't seen Kemp for the Braves yet

>Look it up

>On the DL with a hamstring strain

aaaaand that's exactly why they traded him. Such a shame. He could have been a hall of famer if he had stayed healthy.

Why was Joc trying to bunt?

WARNING
TRACK
POWER.

Dre needs to retire with a ring, bros.

>hamstring strain
he and puig really are the same guy

Remember this man?

>Justin "Runs From Police" Sellers

what did i miss?

>curious
It's always the same excuse of them being on the west coast mixed with the voters going out of their way to find some meme/feelgood story for a player on a flyover team
Although there doesnt seem to be one of those this year, so I think this year may be a makeup award for Arenado getting robbed last year. Although not really makeup since you could easily argue he deserves it this year as well

>Doyers

if he's off the active roster the whole year and they win the WS...

Cingriani is going to be atrocious and dumped by then. Replace him with McCarthy or Kazmir if he is even still alive

He's getting his rehab assignment this month. Should rejoin the team in September barring any setbacks.

he still gets a ring motherfucker

McCarthy or Stripling would be more realistic than Kazmir, probably.

Didn't Sellers start on opening day one year? When Hanley was hurt in the WBC? Feels like so long ago

Just got home from work. Any Joe Davis highlights?

>Returns to the active roster and hits .400 in September

>Starts in RF and hits 3 HR in the WS

>WS MVP

this is my fantasy

are you sure about that?

Has it been a >risp night?

Utley's got this

Utley's got my nuts in his mouth.

>i wish

>2 on, 0 out
>no runs scored

???

>Substituting someone for Utley in a clutch RISP situation
not even once

they don't start trying until the 8th

It makes me laugh when Orel reads the live ads

This. Braves fan here and I was really surprised they pulled him. Utley is a Braves killer and has been for years, regardless of team.

Avilan is auditioning for his postseason spot right now.

If he doesn't outpitch one of Watson/Cingrani down the stretch, he won't make it probably

>kershaw's postseason statline

Remember Casey Blake?

>Avilan

Here we go...

Remember Ronnie Belliard?

>Josh fields
>Chris hatcher
>Luis to no availan
When will they lose dave's trust?

>Barves bail out one of our worst arms
wew

>barves baserunning

>Barves

>Baez

oh god

get comfy, it's gonna take a while

slow the game down

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Baez: The Slow Train to No Runsville

Get fucked doyers, you just got FLOWERED!!

Baez better not make it to the postseason roster

Thank you flower man

Wow I totally didn't see that coming.

I just realized this would have been funnier if I said de-flowered. Pretend I said DE-FLOWERED**

Thank you for your time.

gg barves

>inb4 MADNESS...AGAIN

>DOY ers

Dubs for another comeback and win.