NASA wants to grow body parts on Mars

express.co.uk/news/science/680113/Will-humans-be-cloned-in-space-NASA-wants-to-grow-body-parts-on-Mars

poo

In canada

will doom happen irl and they open a portal to hell

This can only end badly.

in loo

the movie the island comes to mind

Ok, so space is a bust until we figure out how to wrangle an asteroid, giving us an economic incentive to pursue space travel and colonization, but we can still get the fun stuff if we reallocate resources to CERN and just go balls out with it.

wow what a waste why not just grow them on earth so you dont have to sent a rocket to get them

BECAUSE THERE ARE NOW LAWS ON MARS YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

if one day the human race is exterminated it's because of human stupidity

>popsci
Nope.

importing human pieces from another planet is illegal

Of all the things we could use mars for, it's this that comes to mind?

The goberment already has bases on mars though

Can NASA even launch a fucking water rocket in the current year? Truly how the mighty have fallen.

Finally we don't have to pay 3rd-world mafias for stolen organs anymore.

>that australian flag in that movie

>WE WUZ EARTHLANGZ

>mars
I guess they didn't play doom or dead space

wich one?

>Clone humans minus the parts of the brain responsible for thinking and self-awareness for slave labor for the new space frontier
>Nuke the earth and all the non-elites when the time comes

Good thing nu-NASA is incompetent, otherwise I'd be worried.

we will take them all anyways

Maybe if we send enough poo to Mars than the bacteria will thrive and start colonies and a solar India will emerge.

...

why not? if they are cloning human body parts then that would mean there's people living there. what if someone needs a transplant? this is the future regardless if it's on mars or not. growing human organs is a necessary thing

YES GOYIM! YES! IT'S FOR MARS! WE WON'T USE IT HERE ON EARTH!

I never catch that abo flag hahaha
This one would be better wouldn't it?

The British guy also has an EU flag, it's a cucked version of reality.

Sam Neill isn't even Australian for fuck's sake
Unless we annexed New Zealand in the far-flung future

TAX PAYER FUNDED HOAX

One day soon...

>5million for each organ
>the rich will live 500years

nah

>there will be a zombie apocalypse on Mars within your lifetime

i played dead space and think this is a great idea!

humans will probably never live beyond 120 years of age

This.

first poo best poo

Turkey?

This post takes the thread.