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Pettis hype

Woodley = Goat

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Pettis will get absolutely manhandled

who is your most beloved woman's mma fighter?

is succ posting finished?

>I guess if he succ's me both times then there ain't gonna be no more succin

Never. We can meme our way to a third succening.

*manlethandled

Pettis has a distinct advantage on the feet, but I don't trust him to keep it there. Moreno ML is the smart pick.

>shad is fighting this weekend

kek i didnt even notice

>this brit that always hates on Pettis

Sad, you said Jim Miller would win as well

UFC BTFO

Mark Hunt is walking around 304.238 pounds

It's 138 kg pleb
Get it right

Good morning /heem/! Enjoy my old doggo

what a retarded fat slob

>this triggers the nig

Who /proudmanlet/ here?

Shout-out to proudmanlet user on misc for making me see the light

very good doggo, pls give him/her a snuggle

>tfw can't even listen to dc commentate without having flashbacks to 214
Why did it have to happen like that bros

>Conor loses to Floyd but has an injury of some kind that he can milk to justify not defending his title
>Bisping beats GSP because what the fuck else is going to happen?
>Conor and GSP fight for the interim WW title, both retire afterwards, though they keep honeydicking us for months and years afterwards

There's no such thing as a proud manlet

We are living in the worst timeline.

fucking bellator shills

>tfw banned for non-nude jujuposting

she's a fighter ffs allow me

Gooby begs to differ

post more fighters

only one that matters

Albuposting?
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Gooby has little man syndrome

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What's next for him, lads? He can't go out like this.

so fuckin disgusting

Womens 65 pound division when?

thanks mr skeltal

So? He's living the life.

I wonder if the clogged arteries or the CTE will get him first.

>trying to personalityfag me

I have no problem with Pettis I just think Moreno is a munster and think he will run through him.

Yeah, the life of a rich manlet
Which is on par with being tall and good looking

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What kind of life can a manlet be seriously said to live?

That is correct. Only manlets who haven't learned.

I'd like to see a third with Bones or if Rumble comes back rematch with him for title shot.

Is that blood under the nails because of kicks or did he paint them?

I would put my penis inside of this woman if you know what I mean

Who's your favorite female fighter?

>a third with bones
No thanks, I don't want to watch cormier die

Will he retire if he loses to le reddit meme man?

Damn, girls have really good submission game.

He's won 4 of the 8 rounds they've had. I say give him another shot.

Is that Nakai in the back?

thank god you're not a promoter eh

>He's won 4 of the 8 rounds they've had

No judge gave him two rounds in the first fight or the rematch.

>brb kms

please no

>implying I wouldn't easily slip my head out, mount them and ground and pound until they look like cyborg

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Kek
Someone put jons head on the other guy

>I would slip my head out

are you a fag or something lol

You are a personality fag fansperg

I've been away for a long time, holy shit Jones raped Cormier hard. Shit looked like a prison scene

We use pounds on heem

The confrontation on the Ultimate Fighter that led to the infamous brawl between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva
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The funny thing is I have picked on you a few times before and every single time you have accused me of being some other personality. Last time I was apparently scottish, this time I'm 'fansperg'

Pettis is going to lose m8 just deal with it

No, I'm just stronger than the average female
I understand if you can't comprehend this

It was heartbreaking my dude

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i'm so glad that bitch-made dude cormier lost

>that whole sequence

God damn I hope that Gus does that running bullshit in the rematch and Jones catches his leg with a trip and just demolishes him on the ground.

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lmao

Okay fansperg, have a good day

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what an idiot

>funny thing is I have picked on you a few times
Cringe

>Jones goes to HW
>loses to a guy who doesn't have so much ground to cover to land shots and exposes jon's boxing
>DC beats that guy via wrassling
Does he get retribution?

Fighters all paint their toenails for some reason. It's a meme.

There is no redemption
He'll always be second best

He hasn't done a very good job, poor fansperg

Pettis sucks

No you moron, you don't celebrate others victories over your foes

>this man is allowed to procreate

Cmon fansperg, we all have our own boys

>implying
He's raising his GF's son, he hasn't procreated.

but can a little tinkering with style match ups and mmath cook him a nice consolation price for him and a small "what if this happened" point in the discussion

>fansperg fansperg fansperg fansperg fansperg

Did someone once call you fansperg or something for pettis posting? Only you say this

If there's a man DC can beat via wrestling so can Jones

Askren btfo Masvidal on Twitter btw

Who you frequenting these days since dropping your trip?

I'm not visiting that cesspool, post link.

In theory yes
But he might also just get heemed by lesnar

who joanna here

>blacked.jpg

It even looks like straight shota, or would if Joanna wasn't such a womanlet.

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>lesnar heems jones and dc
>brute strength and size truly is the best martial art

>brute strength and size truly is the best martial art

That's what Cro Cop always says.

"There's no skill like pure strength".

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wisdom of falcon

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MMA is getting boring it's hard to watch knowing you could beat anyone.

Any of you guys ever step in the cage for any real fights? Thinking about doing some local stuff around here just to see what I got

At least your delusions will keep you entertained.

Very good doggo