Getting in early before the waifu mong edition
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you are waifu mong
me and the lads
>shetland
there's a sheep in the thread lads ahaha
hello waifu mong
that last thread was an utter disgrace
lets hope this one doesn't end up the same
asdfg
Woooahh oh oh aoooh
Sweet child o mine !!!!
cgf waxed her fanny for our holiday lads
does look wonderful yes indeed
name my band, Sup Forums
Why so?
Have never been in love
Biggie big hahahahhahahahaha
Hey, watcha doin rabbi ?
>plan to have a haircut today.
> take a shower and look in the mirror
>hair is godly and perfect
>now don't want a haircut.
Every time
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egg
baaaaaaa
me on the left
someone mentioned London I'm guessing and then the next 100 posts were a shitfest about pakis and living costs?
wasn't in the thread just guessing
MR BUNGLE !!!!
just reached infamy level 4 on payday 2 lads
>ywn have a hank scorpio bro-tier boss to chill on hammocks and go bowling at the weekend with
why even live?
Where do I get a fit Marina Diamandis gf?
I'm in love
such a weird, painful feeling
nonce
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saw a pretty, affluent looking white woman pushing a nappy headed baby girl in a carriage
day of the rope when?
*farts*
Are Alex
three and a half inches
Tell me about it
Not sure if I feel love at all
Got a bit boring at the time but I kind of miss the election gimmicks
"Teflon Don" is a really cool nickname for Trump
Dude
Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
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I'm a Tory voter but even I found the 'this will not slip' pasta pretty funny
What was this post deleted?
shagged a literal teenager when i was 13
such a nonce i was
well hello there...
hello josie you slut
the definition of rape in sweden is very broad though, as in you don't have to put dic in pusi for them to consider it rape
labour or conservatives?
>I'm a tory voter
*runs away from you*
they are just the 2010's toy poodle, when they get "too old" they will be increasingly pushed aside and mistreated by their mums which makes them grow up bitter and resentful
whats the name for a reverse nonce?
i.e. a kid who tries to have sex with adults
great post
felt like i was 18 rewatching simpsons with adult eyes again
fuck off turbonormie
Welcome to London Heathrow lads
Absolute state of this place
i havent lain with anyone but the old battleaxe for close to a year
a nonceophile
Tefal head?
How old are you?
>blue mohawk on the right
must be a student
>non-whites assimilating into british culture
how horrific
a stud
Getting the pints in!!! Haha!!!
sad desu. all these white girls on twitter talking about how cute mixed babies are.
not diverse enough
actually find the idea of an all-female music festival full of blonde swedish qts all lezzing out while screaming about how much they hate men really arousing
>I've sort of fused big guy with league of shadows shit...
ermm sweetie 60,000 huguenots moved here over the space of a decade in the 18th century, so we need to open our borders to millions of somalis every year, we're a nation of immigrants
found this runtoid
meme juice
>need a license for porn
>acid is easy to get
Shakespeare was a black woman you know...
Obsessed Deano
We love the hard scrumpy in the UK we do
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the gf
There's literally no reason to vote labour.
There's a Mickey Mouse magnet on the 'frigerator
Holdin' me and you laughin' at the county fair
Marry-go-round and round it goes
Just like these dusty nowhere roads
It's either too dry, or rainin'
It's either hurry up, or waitin'
I love it that you like the way I sing
Sunday mornin', cigarette, Amazing Grace
tbf our largest international airport is literally the most appropriate place for prodiversity stuff, innit
remarkable post
One autistic tay tay gf is required.
i dated a 22 year old when i was 17
thoughts?
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me on the left
>tfw not 25 so i cant drink this
Americans still going ballistic at my Sup Forums thread
checking in periodically to see the state they're getting themselves in
Was he gentle with your arsehole?
just got a call from the PM
peanut butter jelly time is officially over
don't get it
link us lad
what are you playing?
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oh yes, let's have a license for bleach
Birmingham international has hole in the ground toilets
Singapore doesn't have them. We do.
hooting
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business idea: marvelesque origin story movies, but for every character in harry potter
someone corrected me and said it was a vacuum cleaner and I told them to fuck off
just watched dunkirk lads ama
please tell me you're joking
How big is your willy?