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Getting in early before the waifu mong edition

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you are waifu mong

me and the lads

>shetland
there's a sheep in the thread lads ahaha

hello waifu mong

that last thread was an utter disgrace

lets hope this one doesn't end up the same

asdfg

Woooahh oh oh aoooh
Sweet child o mine !!!!

cgf waxed her fanny for our holiday lads
does look wonderful yes indeed

name my band, Sup Forums

Why so?

Have never been in love

Biggie big hahahahhahahahaha

Hey, watcha doin rabbi ?

>plan to have a haircut today.
> take a shower and look in the mirror
>hair is godly and perfect
>now don't want a haircut.
Every time

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qt
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egg

baaaaaaa
me on the left

someone mentioned London I'm guessing and then the next 100 posts were a shitfest about pakis and living costs?

wasn't in the thread just guessing

MR BUNGLE !!!!

just reached infamy level 4 on payday 2 lads

>ywn have a hank scorpio bro-tier boss to chill on hammocks and go bowling at the weekend with

why even live?

youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

Where do I get a fit Marina Diamandis gf?

I'm in love
such a weird, painful feeling

nonce

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saw a pretty, affluent looking white woman pushing a nappy headed baby girl in a carriage

day of the rope when?

*farts*

Are Alex

three and a half inches

Tell me about it
Not sure if I feel love at all

Got a bit boring at the time but I kind of miss the election gimmicks

"Teflon Don" is a really cool nickname for Trump

Dude

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.

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I'm a Tory voter but even I found the 'this will not slip' pasta pretty funny

What was this post deleted?

shagged a literal teenager when i was 13
such a nonce i was

well hello there...

hello josie you slut

the definition of rape in sweden is very broad though, as in you don't have to put dic in pusi for them to consider it rape

labour or conservatives?

>I'm a tory voter

*runs away from you*

they are just the 2010's toy poodle, when they get "too old" they will be increasingly pushed aside and mistreated by their mums which makes them grow up bitter and resentful

whats the name for a reverse nonce?
i.e. a kid who tries to have sex with adults

great post
felt like i was 18 rewatching simpsons with adult eyes again

fuck off turbonormie

Welcome to London Heathrow lads

Absolute state of this place

i havent lain with anyone but the old battleaxe for close to a year

a nonceophile

Tefal head?
How old are you?

>blue mohawk on the right
must be a student

>non-whites assimilating into british culture
how horrific

a stud

Getting the pints in!!! Haha!!!

sad desu. all these white girls on twitter talking about how cute mixed babies are.

not diverse enough

actually find the idea of an all-female music festival full of blonde swedish qts all lezzing out while screaming about how much they hate men really arousing

>I've sort of fused big guy with league of shadows shit...

ermm sweetie 60,000 huguenots moved here over the space of a decade in the 18th century, so we need to open our borders to millions of somalis every year, we're a nation of immigrants

found this runtoid

meme juice

>need a license for porn
>acid is easy to get

Shakespeare was a black woman you know...

Obsessed Deano

We love the hard scrumpy in the UK we do

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choon

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the gf

There's literally no reason to vote labour.

There's a Mickey Mouse magnet on the 'frigerator
Holdin' me and you laughin' at the county fair
Marry-go-round and round it goes
Just like these dusty nowhere roads
It's either too dry, or rainin'
It's either hurry up, or waitin'
I love it that you like the way I sing
Sunday mornin', cigarette, Amazing Grace

tbf our largest international airport is literally the most appropriate place for prodiversity stuff, innit

remarkable post

One autistic tay tay gf is required.

i dated a 22 year old when i was 17
thoughts?

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me on the left

>tfw not 25 so i cant drink this

Americans still going ballistic at my Sup Forums thread
checking in periodically to see the state they're getting themselves in

Was he gentle with your arsehole?

just got a call from the PM
peanut butter jelly time is officially over

don't get it

link us lad

what are you playing?

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oh yes, let's have a license for bleach

Birmingham international has hole in the ground toilets
Singapore doesn't have them. We do.

hooting

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business idea: marvelesque origin story movies, but for every character in harry potter

someone corrected me and said it was a vacuum cleaner and I told them to fuck off

just watched dunkirk lads ama

please tell me you're joking

How big is your willy?