3 August 2017 Anno Domini, Wrigley Field (Chicongo, Crook Country, Drillinois)
Inclement weather is ogre, time for some afternoon baseball
LINEUPS
Chicago (57-49)
>CF: Jon Jay
>3B: Kris Bryant
>1B: Anthony Rizzo
>C: Willson Contreras
>LF: Kyle Schwarber
>2B: Ian Happ
>RF: Jason Heyward
>SS: Javier Baez
>P: Jose Quintana
Arizona (61-46)
>LF: Gregor Blanco
>SS: Adam Rosales
>CF: AJ Pollock
>1B: Adam Goldschmidt
>RF: JD Martinez
>2B: Brandon Drury
>3B: Jake Lamb
>C: Jeff Mathis
>P: Zach Greinke
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>(((Goldschmidt)))
ok now can we please not get shutout this time
Imagine actually living in a shithole like Illinois
Maybe you guys should've called a rain delay... It's actually in the area this time
It's only 4 runs,
Go Cubs!
TARPS OUT BOYS
Who here /lake county/?
I'm lake county Ohio, I don't know if there's a different one
game's back soon, players are on the field and the grounds crew is laying down fresh dirt
WIIILLLLSSSOOOOOOOON
Weekly reminder that Greinke the socially awkward autist is /our guy/
Are you butthurt that we actually get rain in Chicago?
Hello there, what did I miss?
1.5 hour delay before the game
Quintana got shelled in the 1st to make it 4-0 for Arizona
another delay (like 35 mins.) in the 2nd
Contreras hit a solo shot, 4-1
both teams have had further chances to score but got shut down
the cubs are fucking done for
go sneks
Mathis serving up some southwestern spaghetti
Worst girl, I'd rather fuck a horse.
I wonder if pro athletes feel relieved when the charity kid is not deformed, unresponsive, hopelessly retarded, or near death
How come Quintana and Duensing have been pitching today?
it's the only sneks anime girl I have, we dont have any from that MLB weeb calendar thing so we're stuck with her.
They have to be. I'd prefer unresponsive to the ones that give ear splitting screeches all the time though, if you flinch or react at all to them then it's seen as rude.
assuming you just mean 'how':
Quintana's worst start since joining the Cubs (probably worst of the year, at least in terms of ER)
but Duensing pitched a clean inning
D I N G E R S
Because they aren't pitched in a while, any other stupid questions?
HE'S AT IT AGAIN
HE CAN'T STOP
With how he's batting, he'll hit a walk off homer.
>it's a good strop episode
>4th pitcher this inning
>a new pitcher every batter
If Contreras does it again here...
>Bases loaded
>2 Outs
>Down by 1
>Contreras batting
HAPPENING?
not a grand slam, but fuck it
THE
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
MADMAN
OLD MAN WILLY!
OLD MAN WILLY!
Yes.
Hot damn! Did not expect a comeback today.
Watch Schwarber hit this one into low orbit.
I think I've said it before but if we send Contreras back to Venezuela the place will be an economically stable democracy within a week
name a better catcher
And he strikes out
>review of the farm systems come out
>Cubs is ranked 3rd worst
>Cites players like Contreras being brought up and no longer in the system as a reason for why it's so bad.
NO SHIT
Let's go Dinosaur man!
>you will never have an eternally good farm system because your young talent will always be brought up
why is baseball so complicated bros
During Tuesday's game, they ran a bit where a hospitalized kid drew a picture of of one of the ballplayers and the players had to ID who it was.
It crud crayon drawing of a black man with a really long neck, and everyone immediately went to Edwards Jr. He also came out onto the outfield to do some warm ups and throw some balls into the stands. The best of those was Almora Jr. when he threw a ball to a little kid, and then made absolutely sure the kid got it by just staring down the section for a good 5 seconds before nodding and heading out.
>Skeleton man gets pulled
FUCK
please don't rain again
>loaded bases
>no outs
wew
Why do these friggin idiots load the bases
Yes. No rain please
S A F E
A
F
E
What the fuck is rain
Fuck Edwards just throw strikes faggot
Two walks
Two hits
Nice work out of the pen
What did we give up for this fuckhead of a reliever? Looks like rondon gets to be the closer again if we lose Davis.
BIG JIM
whew
thanks, happ. we really needed that
fug.
also why does Chicago have two teams? Couldn't one of them be the Illinois Somethings, like the Astros/Rangers split?
Bullpen is full of a bunch of faggots cant start and now devolving to not even be able to do their own jobs
Expected to miss the game due to work. Come home in time to see them lose horribly.
Are the Cusb back?
>Need to go through 7 batters to get back to Contreras
FUCK
Naming a team after the state is a more recent phenomenon. Teams with a 100+ year history like the cubs and whos prefer to keep that history.
This dude can't throw a strike
> implying you need to throw strikes against baez
Because why would we associate with the peasants downstate? Half of those shits are traitors who root for the tardinals.
Baez drew a walk! The absolute madman!
...
Please don't fuck this up.
justice has been served (with a side of hustle)
meme games are nice
man this game is great aside from the rain breaks
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
88
WOW they tied it up?
gonna go 14 innings
>call a rain break
>it instantly stops
Ian happ and Bryant are trash lately. They both need a bench seat for a few games. They either homer or make an out. Usually strike out.
>rain delay
fuck these umps
Good this game is awash play it again it necessary
the refs need to call this game someone might get hurt
Have you watched bryant the last two weeks or are you just speaking out of your ass?
Has JD been good? Miss that nigga
didnt think id be able to watch this game when I got home from work
get a roof you cheap chicago fucks
im off to watch the cards game
AND WE'RE BACK
WHO'S READY FOR A SIX HOUR BALL GAME?
welcome back lads, let's just finish it quickly somehow
Oh wow the game is still going on. Sick.
Go Cubes! Willson walkoff is WRITTEN IN THE STARS!
Are they making bats like that toblerone orange?
>Strike here to break open.
THIRD HOMER TODAY FOR GOLDY
what in the fuck are you doing wade?
>ch-cha
>click
>poughghghhhh
WTF wade?
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE.
>bringing in Wade in a non-save situation
Joe's fault tbqh
Jesus Christ.
>captcha: berg
Very suspicious, indeed.
ugly inning
>Rodney
oh no
It's over...
Cubs are finished...
>up to Happ to NOT ground into a double play again
fuck...
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