Where were you when Lord Admiral Sir Nigel led our brave brexit fleet to victory, against the Naval Union of Remainiacs; led by Robert 'just cuck my shit up senpai' Geldoff?
I remember it like it was just yesterday. A cold wet blustery morning, sun piercing a hole in the clouds, shining rays of hope down onto the fearless sailors. Their faces glowing with optimism as they thundered on down the Thames, with Colours blazing like a hot crumpet. A young female cadet whispered into my ear, "Britain would prosper outside of the European Union". With that I drew my sword and pointed to the roaring beacon in the sky as I gave the commands to the fleet. We sailed our mighty convoy down the Thames like a heard of buffalo, plowing their way through the desert lands onto glory. As I stared with absolute concentration at the horizon, I saw the cuck canoe appear on our waters. A wrinkly old sausage with a haircut like an absolute cunt blasting shite noise over the speakers whilst waving the flag of cuntyness stand amongst them. As we found ourselves being circled by a bunch of lefty tossers we knew our time was now. We stood strong as Captain Hoey led Red Squadron down the left flank of the insufferable bastards. I gave the orders and we launched the cannons, a hundred cucks fell into the water shouting incoherent sentences something about their wife's kids I dont know, it was something shit and cucky anyway. The cuck canoe blown into smitharines. A million happy chappies on the river bank cried with joy. A decisive victory had been won. As we sailed back home we were met by a load of tossers from the BBC, but we told them to get fucked and off they went. As we disembarked our vessels, the Emperor of the USA shook my hand with gratitude. Then I did a big speech and everyone cheered and went home and shagged loads of fit birds. they dont call me 7 times a night nige for nothing
Loving the purple tie, purple trip - its based bojo and his coming to ukip!
Daniel Mitchell
>music from Soldier of Orange.
Perfect.
Jaxson Carter
>You'll never live to serve are Nige during the Battle of the Thames Why even live?
Nathaniel Wright
>Why even live?
>I was in the same country >At the same time >I didnt go because I was busy shitposting on a Chink imageboard
At least I have an excuse, it's a bit far. Just kill yourself now.
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No wait. Vote leave first. Then kill yourself.
Thomas Gray
Shut up Italy. What does Italy do now but allow act as the door for all the migrants? We pirates and sailors now bitch, respect as such. My preferred pronouns are sailor or seaman. You must respect my rights otherwise you're a seamophobe. Fuck you.
Landon Nguyen
Thanks for the contributions lads, we have made the greatest thread of the week
Michael Jones
"No captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside that of the enemy" -- Admiral Nigel Farage.
Jaxson Lewis
>seaman.
Yes we know you love semen. you could have stood on the bridge, and jumped on a Leave boat. Or been a real pirate and taken over one of the IN rubber rafts, then broke their gay IN flag
Instead you sat at home and did nothing.
For shame.
Alexander Ward
"Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon" -- Admiral Nigel Farage
Connor Taylor
Haha you brits are pretty awesome sometimes
I quite enjoyed reading about the boat bantz
Jacob Reed
"Our country will, I believe, sooner forgive an officer for attacking an enemy than for letting it alone" -- Admiral Nigel Farage
Parker Myers
>no Ben garrison on the brexit side
6/10
Jason Scott
>Inb4 we sail to New York and have a battle there, with yankees firing guns at the remain cucks.
Connor Johnson
Maybe now you limeys can appreciate our position in 1776.
You're in the Olive Branch Petition stage now. Get ready.
>keking about royalists complaining about foreign meddling in your affairs >muh taxes
Jacob Cook
Imagine being such a shill for the EU that you go out and attack men who are worried about their livelihoods.
Ryan Long
"From time to time, we find it useful to shoot an admiral to encourage the rest." - Admiral Nigel Farage
Julian Anderson
Fucking disgusting. The remain boat was full of all the liberal bourgois champagne sippers Peter Hitchens keeps talking about. A shame the RN didn't torpedo it before it launched.
Luis Jones
>daily reminder Geldof is a jew and is widely dispised in Ireland Not as much as Bono, I'll bet.
Blake Campbell
If we remain we'll serve Nige in the War of Independence sometime after 2020
Connor Mitchell
Yes! I will die for Britannia, the Queen and Nige.
Dominic Murphy
>serving anyone
Quintessentially plebian.
Easton Moore
>Not serving our divinely appointed leader of the British people And you have the gall to call others 'plebs'.
Matthew Bailey
God I love Farage
Evan Baker
Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer, To add something more to this wonderful year; To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves, For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
Chorus: Heart of Oak are our ships, Jolly Tars are our men, We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady! We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay, They never see us but they wish us away; If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore, For if they won't fight us, what can we do more?
(Chorus)
They say they'll invade us these terrible foe, They frighten our women, our children, our beaus, But if should their flat-bottoms, in darkness set oar, Still Britons they'll find to receive them on shore.
(Chorus)
We still make them feel and we still make them flee, And drub them ashore as we drub them at sea, Then cheer up me lads with one heart let us sing, Our soldiers and sailors, our statesmen and king.
Nolan Kelly
>No Gay class Faggots
Jaxon Smith
like it was just yesterday
Anthony Allen
It's real in our hearts. Close your eyes and believe
Charles Adams
why did they think putting a fish on their pathetic flag would help?
Samuel Lee
Will BoJo defect from the Tories when they inevitable split?
Austin Johnson
>Maybe now you limeys can appreciate our position in 1776. I think many of us already did mate, our establishment isn't US!
Jose Robinson
who is that on the left?
Aiden Martin
No. He'll purge the Tories of heretics and the merge with UKIP. It'll be a bright new dawn.
Jose Cooper
And then...
Mommy told me to get out of the bathtub because it was time for tendies.
Cooper Jenkins
It actually happened, though.
Evan Foster
>a slightly damp jacket
Benjamin Martin
FOY
Jace Fisher
Nth for Pritifu.
Hunter King
Anybody got the latest poll stats?
Carter Clark
Farage is on the fast track to knighthood at this rate. What a hero. Exactly what you cucky Brits need.
Zachary Smith
I'm literally in a sleep deprived state of mania laughing like a girl at this thread. Fucking kekd into oblivion.
Owen Robinson
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Chase Watson
can UKIP merge with a reformed conservative party after we vote leave?
