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no one made a new edition

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where in god's name is victoria flamel

op is a faggot

How was your day /brit/
did you get up to much

I like the uk

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tim's going mental

youtube.com/watch?v=1Eey49ex8d4
youtube.com/watch?v=1Eey49ex8d4

drawing sprites for my crappy video game

>I like the uk

these people hacking my computer they are NOT bright people

conversely the only people who do are the jfs who come here for benes

youtube.com/watch?v=SV9wECjfiRg tim makes me so sad

eating burritos lads

*hacks tim's pc*

want to read the koran so i can instantly shut down any debate by asking my opponent if they have read it

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oh how i fucking despise you all, you pig shagging, mouth foaming, overweight babbling retards.

lol at that crusty old letter Tim shows every video

Deano got picked on blind date lads

read the fucking bible its the same shit but in a different language

I went for lunch at cafe rouge
was utter rubbish

ly too sweetie pie xx

Who here /lightweight/? Can only drink like 4 ciders before I'm out

someone posts the video of tim in which he pulls out the letter with ribena's face in it

Meds were uneffective!

say it don't spray it hun x

mohammed cut people's head off and had people stoned, jesus didn't

i'm a heavyweight me once i drank an entire kopparberg well hard i am

pretty sure muhammad (pbuh) isn't mentioned in it lad

>jesus didn't

lol read the bible you moron x

this week i've eaten two pizzas and a mcdonalds

*Points out an instance where it offers good advice*
Not so fast sweaty

If I ever was to meet a girl that could see past my hideous looks, if she could accept my 5'6" height and could learn to cope with my autism, I would still have one death tier feature that can not be overlooked: my extremely small dick.
My dick is 5 inches when erect (with a 4.5 inch girth), which means I have a micropenis. No femoid would be willing to overlook this. She would leave me upon pulling down my pants, and would probably laugh about it with her degenerate roastie friends. Ignoring my ugliness, height and autism, I would still be completely fucked.

*opens brit.txt*
*can only drink 4 ciders before going out*
*saves and closes brit.txt*

Jeeze, he literally things the world is after him :/

didn't alt tab quick enough

Went to tower of London and had some tapas

mohammed = jesus
allah = god

its the same fucking thing

youtu.be/SbP6QAD1ITg?t=406 cant believe you lot sent him a letter with a picture of kev and ribena in it

Fuck left the poker name tag on

does he even realise the same picture of kev is the one who is messaging him ?

you're not the brightest spark, are you

>x
*bums you*

absolutely wailing at the thought of Tim's neighbours asleep in bed at 7am on a saturday, only to be shot awake by the familiar sound of a .midi piano cover of 'I Won't Last a Day Without You' blaring through the wall, followed by the vibrations of Tim's horrendous singing muffled through the brickwork

must be like that torture they do where they don't let you sleep by playing loud music as you doze off

5ft6 men are as common as 6ft men.
5inch dick is only mildly below average

the most rudimentary forms of comedy are literally the best if you don't expect them

like some stuffy old politician on a podium giving a serious speech and his pants suddenly fall down or his wig gets dislodged/carried off by a bird or some shit or he walks away and slips over a banana peel

was meant to go on a tinder date with this fit af croatian bird but she's ill so cancelled. thought she was just wasn't interested but decided to attempt a convo with her on whatsapp. went really well, made her laugh, talked about dirty stuff. actually turned out pretty good desu, still chatting and going on a date next week when she's better.

Eating some motherfucking Mikado.

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ballooned up to 15 and a half stone due to anti-depressants+inactivity, determined to get down under 14 by going on a hardcore diet before i start uni in September and then lose the rest while im there.

the chocolate?

don't quite think that's the right chords Tim

youtu.be/lwQAH-FOgms?t=506

The tribal model is simply family and extended family. There's still a struggle for dominance in that hierarchy, for leadership roles, but probably not as much as there is with the slightly confused modern group of male friends, who instinctively compete for the attention of females by dominating other men in various non-physical ways (banter) and unconscious physical ways like body language.

A lot of "nu-males" seem submissive on the outside because they've given up on competing physically, or recognised that there are more effective ways to dominate in their environment. They rely on external authorities to keep them physically safe, while signalling wealth, "virtue," or something like that to prove themselves dominant. That's just a theory, but a lot of these male feminists have a very sneaky vibe. Most men are ready for a physical challenge, happy to engage their instincts, and generally submit to a physically intimidating man. "Nu-male" feminists almost seem to pride themselves on physical inferiority, like they're pretending they don't have a cock and testosterone and masculine sex drive. If I was a woman I'd be more cautious of those men than of brutish looking muscle men.

post tummy

when you have sex with a lass and you cum in her even if she told you not to beforehand
is it considered rape?

>Antidepressants

how you know your life has hit rock bottom

you can't get any more pathetic

if you took the condom off before cumming then yes it is

yep

Islam gives lots of rights to women...but also forces your wife to have sex with you on command and if she doesnt you may divorce her or beat her.

nah, buts its not bad, my ass is fat and my legs proper stumpy tho. i was 11 stone/30 inch waist last year lol

appreciated this post, a gem in a srltream of piss if you will

>is it considered rape?
in English Law it's Bait and switch Fraud.

Lion is the best film I've watched this year

The fedoras are coming for you mate. You're gonna wish you'd never dreamt up this sad little post. Once my boys are done with you you'll be begging for it for end.

didnt have a condom on

I think he needs a bigger dose

i didnt even need them my doctor just thought i did because i kept going to see them about my health and i went along with it

Sex under false pretences is at least sexual assault, it probably does qualify as rape as she never gave consent to have sex that ended with being cummed in

/brit/poker was banned.

>i went along with it
alri hitler

*laughs explosively*

you lads ever tried to extract codeine from co-codamol?

yeah because its an excuse for spam

im only one of those things ;)

vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

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Saturday is the only day truely free from toil and the worries of toil and I wasted it desu.

alri janny

*has got the key*
*has also got the secret*

I wouldnt know, I dont have any friends

>The tribal model is simply family and extended family. There's still a struggle for dominance in that hierarchy, for leadership roles, but probably not as much as there is with the slightly confused modern group of male friends, who instinctively compete for the attention of females by dominating other men in various non-physical ways (banter) and unconscious physical ways like body language.
>A lot of "nu-males" seem submissive on the outside because they've given up on competing physically, or recognised that there are more effective ways to dominate in their environment. They rely on external authorities to keep them physically safe, while signalling wealth, "virtue," or something like that to prove themselves dominant. That's just a theory, but a lot of these male feminists have a very sneaky vibe. Most men are ready for a physical challenge, happy to engage their instincts, and generally submit to a physically intimidating man. "Nu-male" feminists almost seem to pride themselves on physical inferiority, like they're pretending they don't have a cock and testosterone and masculine sex drive. If I was a woman I'd be more cautious of those men than of brutish looking muscle men.

>Hi there Dr Patelstein, I'm feeling a bit sad
>Hmmm nod good my flend, vut are youh doingh, day-do-daay?
>well I spend all day in my room talking with other sad people online with my blinds closed, sometimes I get up to eat once a day, usually a rustlers burger or maybe just a block of cheese. I stay up until 3am and then sleep for 12 hours
>hmmm I dink you are dipressed, yis?
>that sounds logical!
>I vill priscribe you sum medication dat vill get rid of alllll your emotion, you vill be like zombie!
>wow! sounds like this will solve all my issues, thanks Dr Patelstein!

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Nu-male, post all the fedoras you want. You're only sublimating your need for masculine dominance with a completely ineffective dominance role-play. You might as well dominate someone at CoD for all the pussy it'll get you.

Your description of nu-male sounds like the gentlemens way of doing things

>Nu-male, post all the fedoras you want. You're only sublimating your need for masculine dominance with a completely ineffective dominance role-play. You might as well dominate someone at CoD for all the pussy it'll get you.

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what is that on the right

enjoying my mentle illness lads

the most phisically frail are also the ones who fantasize the most about violence and cruelty

Only two posts needed to refer to it in their comment. Only 6-7 posts needed to have anything to do with it, ie. have "BP" in the name field.

1 post initiating the game
4-5 posts to declare themselves players (with "BP" in name field)
1 post to collate results and annuounce winner

Wow, so much spam, /brit/ ruined!

higher alcohol % = tastes worse?

>>Nu-male, post all the fedoras you want. You're only sublimating your need for masculine dominance with a completely ineffective dominance role-play. You might as well dominate someone at CoD for all the pussy it'll get you.

world games is on lads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_World_Games

>wifi is crap in my bedroom unless I turn bluetooth off, which suddenly makes it work perfectly
baffling

higher alcohol % = stop caring faster!

how about you fuck off and take it else where

gorgeous bird on blind dates lads but she's called stacey

poor design, probably Lenovo crap

ahh yes, wasted another day