/nfl/ general - WOKE edition

DAL:Alfred Morris plays into 2nd Q of HOF game
MIA:'Fins now 'fear' season-ender for Tannehill
DAL:Report: Zeke had June 'hearing' with Goodell
SEA:Seahawks mum on Eddie Lacy's latest weigh-in
GB:Jamaal Williams 'pushing' Ty Montgomery
CLE:Kizer likely to start first preseason game?
FA:Report: Cutler open to playing for Dolphins
CAR:Panthers 'looking at' Olsen, Davis extensions
MIA:Dolphins 'fear' torn biceps for LG Ted Larsen
CIN:Joe Mixon to see 23-25 touches in Week 1?
BUF:Tyrod struggling through early days of camp
NYG:Giants still waiting for Sterling Shep's MRI
PHI: Malcolm Jenkins calls NFL "cowards" for not signing Kaepernick.

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>Seahawks mum on Eddie Lacy's latest weigh-in

HE FOUND THE CANDY MACHINE

FUCK EVERYTHING

900 yards 6 tds 13 ypc
he makes matthews expendable
starting slot receiver of the future
dont @ me

>Dolphins are unironically going to take Jay Cutler over Coppernic

pic

Hello darkness my old friend

Post-game thoughts:

First drive of the game and the Cards backups marched down the field with ease and scored a TD against a Dallas defense comprised mostly of defensive starters and expected contributors. LOL

Blaine Gabbert and Ifeanyi Momah just beat up Dallas' starting secondary.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Seahawks mum on Eddie Lacy's latest weigh-in

Now, generally speaking, I don't like to bitch about how football players treat their bodies, since it's a rough sport and they put up with a lot of punishment. But for fuck's sake, I don't know what to think about this. Lacy is literally willing to forfeit MILLIONS of dollars just because he can't stop being a fat fuck. I mean, what the hell? If I had the chance to make MILLIONS of dollars you'd better believe I'd keep my weight and conditioning on track. Like I said, I can understand a lot of stuff that football players do, but I can't understand not being willing to put the fucking Big Mac down in the name of making tons of money. I mean it's not like it's fucking coke or some drug he's addicted to. JUST STOP EATING SO MUCH.

>vikings o-line getting injured already

They're going to end up starting tj clemmings again, I know it

Say, what happened to that guy Willie Beavers, the guy drafted one pick before Dak? He was an o-lineman, right?

Even though the Seahawks are on the decline, it is nice now that the bandwaggoners have all fucked off.

Here's to another 10-6 division crown. Lets hope we can advance beyond the Divisional round.

Well, at least the QB isn't a raging homosexual
>I can almost forgive him with Wisconsin "women"
>almost
>Packers fans are also fat, gay, fucktards

>get a mid-schedule bye and then a mini-bye next month
damn

Dave Dameshek is that you?

I would too. Cutler is white.

they attacked dallas 2nd and 3rd string LBs and targeted mostly the middle of the field

Kek nice attempt at damage control
Dallas' starting secondary was exposed hard tonight
No way their offense can keep up when they'll be giving up 30+ ppg
8-8 here they come

Also his wife would undoubtedly be taking hundreds of slutty bikini pics on based Miami beaches. I can get behind smoking jay and his dolphin crew.

>exposed
>pre season
>gave up 15 and anchored down soon after

fuck football

so by how many games are the pats going to win the division by this year?

fuck kapernick. hope he rots in the middle east and loses his millions

With their current pace, can the 17 ravens break the player injury record for modern times?

think the 49ers have had a 249 or something which seems insane, but i think ravens are already down 4 TEs so that's 64 without a single game played

I'm feeling 5 if they stay healthy

tannehill injured, jets tanking, bills are billing

i say 7

Jesus what did these retards do in the offseason because it seems like everyone is getting injured before the season even starts

They should all be floating in those rubberized water absorbing gel balls you put in indoor planters.

only leaving to train

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>AFC
1. Patriots
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Titans
5. Chiefs
6. Broncos

>NFC
1. Packers
2. Seahawks
3. Falcons
4. Cowboys
5. Giants
6. Buccaneers

Turns out he was trash. I mean he couldn't get a start on the oline the vikings were putting out last season.

I would have a practice squadder be starting QB over kaepernick. Fuck him

>youtu.be/GFL8u2rWZ6s?t=56s
Brice are you here?

>Mfw the dolphins thought it was their year

1. Pats
2. Steelers
3.Broncos
4. Titans
5. Raiders
6. Chiefs

1. Seahawks
2. Packers
3. Cowboys
4. Falcucks
5. Giants
6.Busxs

1. Pats
2. Steelers
3. Raiders
4. Titans
5. Broncos
6. Chiefs

1. Seahawks
2. Cowboys
3. Lions
4. Busc
5. Packers
6. Gints

the season hasn't started yet and im already going to have to start drinking the pain away.

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That's fair. I think the AFCWest will be a toss up between Denver and Oakland (Las Vegas). If Denver fixes their red zone issues and their oline holds, it's gonna be a 11-5/12-4 season.

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Seahawks are not winning the NFC
>AFC
Pats
Chiefs
Steelers
Raiders
Colts
Titans/Ravens

>NFC
Packers
Falcons
Giants
Cowboys
Lions
Seahawks/Bucs

Where would you say NFL fans lean politically?

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Fucking Seahawks aren't going above 3 in the NFC you faggot

lmao are you ok

When will everyone realize Kelvin Benjamin sucks?

How well did Von do in the playoffs?

here's the uncontested, undisputed
OFFICIAL 2017 NFL PLAYOFFS

>AFC
1. Patriots
2. Steelers
3. Broncos
4. Titans
5. Raiders
6. Chiefs
>NFC
1. Packers
2. Giants
3. Seahawks
4. Buccaneers
5. Lions
6. Falcons

>WC
Broncos beat Chiefs
Titans beat Raiders
Lions beat Buccaneers
Seahawks beat Falcons
>DIV
Broncos beat Steelers
Patriots beat Titans
Packers beat Lions
Giants beat Seahawks
>CCG
Giants beat Packers
Patriots beat Broncos
>SB
Giants beat Patriots

:^)

as good as Khalil Mack in 2016
and he had the best playoffs for a defensive player ever in 2015

>Broncos 3 seed
I like the Broncos but there's no way. Unless Siemian has a monster season they're gonna sneak in through the WC.

I never said anything about Mack, I think a GOAT defensive player would be able to drag the best secondary in football into the playoffs

@77466993
>I think a GOAT defensive player would be able to drag the best secondary in football into the playoffs
Are you seriously blaming the defense for the Broncos season last year?
That's so asinine you don't even get a (you)
I think Raiders are going to regress a hair (all those close victories will result in a regression to a mean of 9-10 wins) and the Chiefs will take a step back
I know it is camp and all, but the Broncos line looks pretty solid in the run game now (pass pro still a big question). If CJ and JC can time their inevitable injuries to be at different times of the year (lol) and depth RBs contribute, Broncos could have a top 10 (or even 5) rushing offense. The tools are all there.

Doesn't sound like the GOAT then, should have done more

Couldn't even lead the league in sacks lmao

>everybody sleeping on the Panthers

the who?

How's that a bad thing? Cutler and Tannehill are very similar QBs, offense wouldn't need to make any adjustments.

My surname is Goode. Wuz we niggerz n sheeit?

Injuries are way more common ever since the NFL gave teams less time in the off-season to train

>Richard Sherman Runs Through The List Of NFL QBs Who Are Worse Than Colin Kaepernick

>deadspin.com/richard-sherman-runs-through-the-list-of-nfl-qbs-who-ar-1797533491

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Blake Bortles
nobody needs to say Bortles sucks

If we were looking at just talent and stats there could be a civil argument over the two qb's. But there's also money involved and you are retarded if you think Cap is worth even half his demanded salary. Of all the extra talent you could hire with the pay difference between the two players, Cutler is the absolute best choice.

Last digit decides how many Ws browns get this season

I think you meant last 2

I did

>from 1-15 to 15-1
i feel like crazier things have happened

>adding more fuel to the fire

I'm sure it helps

>Leaving the pocket in training camp
>Tannelel

Stupid asshole

>lose every game in your division
>go 10-6
>still win division
how is this allowed?

I would take osweiler over kaepernick, and adam gase probably would too.

I'm still mad at the Chargers for giving the Browns a W
I was looking forward to a winless season

>Lions cowboys giants above the hawks

>implying the seacuck's line & locker room won't both implode

Fans I would say half and half maybe like 45-55 one way or the other.

because that's exactly how it should be

I unironically believe the Browns can go 9-7 this season

and then the nanners won again on the same day, keeping the brwosn with the first pick anyways even though they didn't go winless

#ThatsSoCleveland

$(ers suck so bad they even lose at losing

No more. Please.

Kap will never play in Miami after wearing that Castro shirt.

>sweep the rams
>lose to literally everyone else
I think this says more about the rams than the $(ers

Meanwhile Cutler would fit right in because their Miami fans don't give a shit about their teams either.

Just a quick reminder that the Bucs will win the NFC South this year

Skulls for the skull throne.

Go Hawks.

Just had surgery and I'm really loopy. What's the best NFL documentary/TV show I can watch?

>inb4 "the Loins episode of America's Game...oh wait!"

>implying we won't blow the Pats the fuck out on a short week away game for them

>watching a shitty football documentary

fuck you go watch The Great War which is actually good shit.

Already did. Wtf do you think I'm uncultured?

>watching a war documentary
people died and the allied powers won, there's every part of the documentary that matters

No bully. Where gonna be good again one day

>we
Shouldn't you be training?

>Jed York can't be fired
>Paraag Marathe and him are buddies and suck each other off
>"Where gonna be good again one day"
do you really believe that? cause I don't. in order for change to really happen, the change needs to start at the top. or else everything will end up the same sooner or later.

If Jed just stays out of the football aspect, we'll be fine

I appreciated this

that's what marathe is for though

Who dey, motherfuckers

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Will the Bengals ever win a playoff game?

Should the HoF game be done away with, or moved down, i.e. make it so the two teams aren't playing an extra preseason game?

Bring back Eddie.

seafag here. rumor has it our top draft pick ripped his face "to the ear" in that atv accident.