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imma drunk on beer and vodka combo
close your eye + lie down = helicopter ride

henlou i em alkoholik as vel :D

bat i em aksheli meid of stoun rn famalambadambadabam

digitmen :-DDDD

Should I spend $30 on a bottle of mead? Never had it before

I AM MASDER SHIDBOST xDDDD

trying something new has never hurt anyone (well, it has, but we'll pass over that)

That sounds kind of expensive but while I have tried mead a few times, I've never bought it myself, so I don't know. I thought it was interesting. Not necessarily the best thing I've ever had, but different. Definitely worth trying.

>tfw $0.38 in the bank
>tfw behind on bills
>tfw hardly any food in the apartment
>tfw don't get paid until next Friday
>tfw that entire paycheque is for rent, but might not be enough
>tfw no money for liquor to numb the pain

On the plus side, if I get evicted I'll just live in my van and have hundreds of dollars to spend on vodka.

So, what is Sup Forums drinking tonight?

Currently working on shitty beer

dire.

i have money but i cant get alcohol. standing outside the bottle shop asking people to get me some inside they just ignore me or tell me off

Are you underage or what?

I am drunk on beer, vodka and whisky mixed up. But I also have a pizza so it is ok.

I feel very sad and alone though. I have been looking through a facebook wall of a girl I know but I think it makes me weird and stalker to do that.

>But I also have a pizza so it is ok
Can I have some pizza please?

Also I have some cider in the fridge, should I begin drinking it?

It has mushrooms on it, do you like mushrooms? Here is a picture of it.

how did the last night thread go? i went out to party and didn't get home until mid-day today lol

ps. got a six-pack of lager to cure myself now

I love mushrooms.

seek treatment
t. treatment-kun

mu neeger!

youre a good man

I love you.

This man is a good man.

i love lenin?
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That's way jacked up. There are loads of apiaries here in Illinois and I can afford a local bottle of mead for like $12.

dropped pizza on my shirt, now i feel sadder than even before

Eat it anyway, assuming you have decent basic hygene and a not to old shirt.

Drinking some 9% abv local brew

Debating whether I should jerk off, haven't touched myself or looking at pornography for 3 weeks

Good hygiene and shirt is fairly new

I eat Lenins on breakfast!

What's it made of? How? Mead is considered a traditional Russian drink, few commercial brands stsrted production after 90s but it's sold among beers in beer bottles.

I cant eat any more pizza so i gave up

i'm going to start taking fresh fish to the kittens in the homeless kitten center to make up for all the karma debt. just hope i remember it tomorrow or don't fall into the bottle again so i just spend the last free day at home getting drunk. again

>Last free day

U wot?

tomorrow, or really today already, is sunday is it not?

fuck i actually had to check the calendar if tomorrow wasn't monday already

the whirlies

Do you do mead? What sort? What's it made of what it do, why do they die?

lennukid

"the airplanes"

oksekopsikud

"the vomit cups". a type of merry go round in the amusement park shaped as cups which rotate along a central axis and each individually along its own axis, usually shifting between a counter-clockwise and clockwise manner so it's double fucked up

no comment

>Do you do mead?
Personally I don't. Like many village dwellers I did kvass and I tried "evil" kvas with some alcohol. I have read several recipes but they require lots of honey + wooden casks and at least 6 months of aging. If I fail I'll lose money and time. Maybe sometimes.
>What sort?
Traditionally it was just fermented honey with water and spices, most popular flavoured honey was raspberry. Now some brands make various berry tastes, some are limited to jusr mead because it is exotic and legendary enough. there is also a non-alco drink sbiten, traditionally best made in Suzdal. They revived the production.
>why do they die?
During Peter I's reforms all Russian things were considered as a part pof bad past, even nice things. So boyar cuisine was mostly forgotten. Peasants kept some recipes but they weren't as excuisite as those of rich. Thatnks God we have Domostroy with detailed instructions.

I feel fucking sick lads

State of you sad cunts.

your gay

Here's what I'm downing tonight, how did I do lads?

Despite that I'm not wrong.

What are some of your favorites? I live in Illinois too so I'm guessing I have mostly the same selection

bored of talking to girls on interpals
they're all boring cunts, even the cute ones

thats like pitch black

sober 5 weeks 2 days

I'm drinking coca cola classic.
Am I welcome?

>classic
You mean with cane sugar?

Ask me how I know you're a fag

no. fug off you degenerate

The normal one. It has sugar sure.

Drinking some wine and floating around the pool tonight lads

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>tfw mega poorfag so I have to get drunk on fucking Natties
Kill me, there are no good cheap beers.

You're disgusting.

Be safe lad, all the best.

Mead is yeast fermented with honey and some other sugars I believe.

When I was a beekeeper I actually sold my excess honey to my friend from Vladivostok who would use it to make mead.

I'm counting my sober days?
I'm a quitter?

Haven't had a drink in almost two months. Feels good I guess, though boring. Nice to save money though

So it's jsut classic like here.
>Russians need to buy honey from 9000 km away
The absolute state of my country.

No, your flag says you are Icelandic

haven't had benzos for 18 days, my longest break since 2015

That's good to hear

Stop
Go to the NHS for help before the government cuts the service

benzos don't do much for me

i took 3mg xanax on a long haul flight and it was great

Having a tough time deciding what's better, asian or white pussy

I drank at least 10 500ml cans of beer (4-5 of which were 9% super strength) every night for 6 years. During that whole time I never actually "fell asleep" once, I was just glad if I actually woke up in bed and not on the floor. When I quit cold turkey, I didn't sleep for 4 days and kept seeing spiders and flies that weren't really there

Are you ok with using second hand toilet paper?
No?

Then why are you ok with getting a second hand woman?

Wat

Men are shit, confirmed.

ahahhahhahahh

eys get this shit started senpai.