Be British

>be British
>take away guns
>get shot

lol

>Be American

>Own guns

>Still get shot

BIN

>be gypsy

>own nothing

>still complain about everyone

Those damn gypsies amirlight?

>Be Romanian
>Get eternally gypt

>be american
>go to school
>get shot
>go to cinema
>get shot
>go to gay club
>get shot

>the gypsy doesn't even realize when he's complaining

>be German
>fail as a country 3 times 100 years

>go to gay club
m8

>be deutschen at swimming pool
>get raped
>be deutschen at music festival
>get raped
>be deutschen at an asylum center
>get raped

I'd rather get shot then raped by arab cock homie.

>be american
>get fat

>be german
>go to gay club
>its just my house

>be German
> get raped
>go to public swimming pool
>get molested
>talk bad about migrants
>get arrested

>be greek

it hurts

>be dutch
>dude weed lmao
>drown

This, all of it.

Your PM is skullfucking your country six feet under. Prepare when the sand niggers take over your country, they pretty already have, and change your countries name to The German Islamic Federation

I mean, besides the denbt it's pretty comfy here.

There aren't many fat people in San Francisco

>be Dutch
>constantly be high

...Actually, never mind that's not that bad.

>be German
>always start wars you can't finish
>get cucked to oblivion for it

>Be Greek
>go to store
>bankrupt
>go to school
>closed
>go home
>all but condemned
>go to bed
>can't cuss no money
>die

>Be American

... there's nothing worse

> be jewish
> own everything
> get shot

how does this sorcery work

>Be Mexican
>Be 1 in 1,000,000 with pure European genes

I hate this shithole
Will someone take me as a refufee?

>be spanish
>go to work
>remember you can't find a job
>laugh at neighbours

>be roma
>be romanian

>be British
>bin knives
>get stabbed and shot

>be australian
>we're full

I have no idea but it works if you just save it

>be American
>get shot
Roast me guys.

>be aussie
>declare war on emus
>lose to a bird,

>be poland

>Be Not American

Nothing could be worse

>Be Poland

>tfw your country is responsible for the international spreading of the word homie

>be poland
>get invaded
everyone else covered the other possible answer

>be poland

>be poland
>be irrelevant

> be American
> drive to a restaurant
> get fatter
> drive to a sports game
> get fatter
> drive to a gym
> get even fatter
> can't exit through the door anymore
> trapped in the gym forever
> die from heart attack

and that's the reason why I just stay at home

>Be Poland
>clean toilets