>GIRTHY PENIS
>TRUTHFULLY 9 INCHES ERECT
#NEVERTRUMP BTFO
FEMALE VOTE GUARANTEED
ITS OVER
LITERALLY, HOW CAN HILLARY EVEN COMPETE?
>GIRTHY PENIS
>TRUTHFULLY 9 INCHES ERECT
#NEVERTRUMP BTFO
FEMALE VOTE GUARANTEED
ITS OVER
LITERALLY, HOW CAN HILLARY EVEN COMPETE?
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No wonder little Marco was so fixated on it.
omg
>LITTLE Marco
AHAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS SMALL PENIS
>mfw I'll never have it
This is how the #girther movement was sired.
He's never had a cup of coffee?
Interesting.
Some people are just born to have it all...
>turns out, all we needed was somethin big to slap muslims when they look at their box
Rubio on suicide watch.
I bet his dick is 6 inches. Thought he was so clever insulting a much bigger man's penis.
FAG VOTE GUARANTEED
LEGBUTTS LOVE HIM
Bow down to the king
...
BBC BTFO BY THE GLORIOUS GIRTHY DONALD DONG
DICKLETS BTFO
Kek
my 5 incher is jelly
BIG DON
King Don(g)
Retarded
My 7 incher can only hope to grow up to be like the Don's dong
kek
That would be awesome if it were true.
I can't imagine Donald on coffee. The world would end from that amount of energy.
i wonder who/why OP retrieved this information
>"he hasn't drank coffee ever" arbitrarily mentioned at the bottom of the pic, somehow also happens to be accidentally cropped in the pic too
>the point of the pic is to actually subconsciously promote his "insane willpower" as there's no man who hasn't drank coffee in this world and being a billionaire without doing so would be a huge display of willpower and stamina
Yet another campaign thread Iads? Genuinely interested, how much are you getting paid? Wish I could spend my days of shitposting the same way but get paid for it. The B*lgarian $300 wage per month sucks to be honest family
I am also curious about this. Is he a tea or maybe soda or energy drink person? Or does he not in to caffeine at all?
As a fellow giant dicker, he has all the tells of one of us. Extreme confidence in the face of women
Too bad he actually has a good face unlike me
>this product HARAMS you and the people around you
Fake. I've read the DNC report, and this is not in there.
post pic with timestamp
otherwise you have a vagoo between legs
I read in Art of the Deal he likes orange juice and tomato juice and coke but mostly drinks water.
HOW CAN NU-MALES COMPETE?
Got that big daddy schlong
>tfw I have a bigger dick than the god emperor
Feels good knowing I'm better than him in at least one way.
>tfw only 7"
I'll never be worthy.
We all know chefs at Wendys stump with ease
Don't rub it in p-please
We do it for free.
By the way we'll be able to identify Hillary shills once their tax returns come out. Enjoy your shit pay while it lasts. Scum .
More like 4 inches erect, he's basically another elliot
i don't drink coffee either m8 it's not a big deal
>his sons are even taller/bigger than him
>fucking Eric is 6'5"
>Barron is like 5'9 at 10 years old
whadafuck
He might have way more money, but at least I have a big ol magnum dong swinging between my legs too
I'm only 5 inches :(
>tfw barely 5 inches
will I ever please a woman
Huge cock reporting in too.
But it doesn't matter when you don't have wads of cash to throw around like he does.
Alpha cum in god-tier women makes god-tier alpha children.
There's a huge difference between having so much free time and energy in your day that you shitpost on Sup Forums and being a billionaire who's constantly flying for some meeting
Most billionaires' lifestyles are literally impossible without caffeine
this is getting weird
HAHAHAHAHAH
THANK YOU BASED DON
Caffeine has placebo effects only in about 15% of the population.
There's a video about one of Trumps golf courses where Trump says Eric is 6'6".
>mfw only 6.5 inches
What
That's not true because basically everyone I know who lifts, and possibly 90% of /fit/, takes an overdose before workout to specifically boost energy and muscle coordination. And you can actually feel it. There's no fucking way its a placebo in any way
holy shit
"I guarantee you there's no problem"
fucking Ivana
KEK
Never had a cup of fucking coffee, really? Next minute - 9 inch penis.
>a trump thread on Sup Forums literally praising his penis
Its getting weird?
its been there for some time friend
>mfw the same people who are actively participating in this thread are the same people who use cuck as an insult, while allowing themselves to be cucked by donald
cough cough
I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS DONALD DICK
Don't feel too bad bro. At least 7 inches is average.
Wait I use cuck as an insult? I was unaware.
Other people on the world have free time to do with what they choose. Get back to work, peasant.
PRAISE THE GOD-EMPEROR'S BASED NINE INCH MEMBER
Until Trump has sex with my non existent wife while I watch I am not a cuck.
B I G G U Y
I
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G
U
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Sorry i forgot to lie about my 12 incher and my 7 figure salary
I'm
so
sorry
senpai
IMPRESSIVE LENGTH
fucking monster
>Trump is so high energy he never drinks coffee and has a massive penis
TRUMP 2016
BIG DONGS FOR THE WHITEHOUSE
YOU BETTER BELIEBE IT
If I had a 9 incher I'd just grab my dick when I needed more energy
THE MEMES ARE TOO REAL
>And you can actually feel it
>There's no fucking way its a placebo in any way
You seem to not know what a placebo is.
Around 15% of the people have only a placebo effect from caffeine.
I would wear skin tight cycling shorts to bars.
I'll vote for him if he bends me over and fucks me like a business man - I'll even let him fist fuck me with his tiny hands. Stuff my hungry hole.
Is that a mop on a rotten orange?
goddamn my 19cm are jelly now
It's getting weird alright
God you faggots. Average is 5.5, stop lying about your dicks on Sup Forums
Source? Where the hell did this information come from? Who the hell would release this? I do not doubt for a second but I am VERY curious about the origin of this information.
TRUMP WILL NOW GET THE GAY VOTE THANKS TO THE RUSSIAN HACKERS REVEALING HIS 9 INCH SUPREMACY.
Thanks russia, the faggots will lust for trump now. He will be the true embodiment of dominance. Shillary will get massively SHLONGED.
no homo
U gay breh? Thats ok Trump will protect you.
I think 15% of people just haven't had a good espresso or are having caffeine so often with sodas that their response is dulled.
>tfw 5.5
source? I can't find it in the DNC leaks
>this dicklet
kek
It's not the motion of the ocean or something or another. I'm sure your little dick will please some nice lady.
Gay? If I had a 9" cock I would want to present it to every female possible. Show them the goods.
>tfw negative 4.5
It literally gives it right there. It is from his ex-wife's book.
NIGGA IM SHITPOSTING FROM MY BED WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Here is the original source
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Well played OP
You type like a faggot.
Women can't judge size for shit, and always overestimate by a couple of inches. I'm guessing he's more like 7", 7.5" on a rainy day.
>tfw 0.0 cm, am now woman
But he doesn't work at wendys
london
Or she assumes its 9" because she just can't believe its more than that..
But it is
I wonder if I ride his manhood like a good vaquero he'll let me help build the wall. I only want his massive load deep inside me first.
>girthy penis
>talks about length
She should've spent more time learning English.
who else /ready to pull an elliot Rodger/ here?
Who /accordion penis/ here?
Two inches flaccid, eight inches and thick when erect. Is this a cold weather adaptation?
>thats the joke
Anybody who uses the term "KEK" as an insult is probably very intolerant.
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Same. I'm a grower, not a shower. I'm a little over two inches flaccid but ~7" erect.
Acorn in a bush to a mighty oak in the presence of attractive women, unattractive women, vibrating bus seats etc