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breakfast edition

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doing a read

toil commences in 20 hours

how can brainlets even live with themselves?

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i've been obsessed with this girl for 2 years

she was interested in me first, and then she lost interest. and now i compulsively check her facebook, tumblr and instagram every day for new posts and pictures

i have an entire folder of pictures of her, just in case i never see her again

never been behind the wheel of a car lads

don't mind them just prefer public transportation simple as

Dunkirk more like Falkirk

How can you have a preference when you haven't even experienced driving??....?.?.?.

tried driving
didn't like it
clutch tired my leg out
much easier to walk

drive an automatic m8

>clutch
Ooo you're hard.....

Embarrassing post

FOY

is this why americans are all fat?
they get no exercise whilst driving?

Is reading Shakespeare pretentious?

>whilst

Yes

FOY

there's some shit going down on that stream, whoever posted it. looks like a fight's brewing

ah yes tis surely yank power hour

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Shakespeare is the Stephen King of the Elizabethan era

How does one forum a regular group of slags to have sex with? is it possible even if there slags? is this the most pressing issue since time began?

just go out to clubs/bars and pull

What

date one for a bit, enough to get to know her friends.

>he has alcohol with food

thoughts on low carb beers?

I agree, Shakespeare was indeed the greatest writer of his time.

thats like saying you dont put ice in your beer

Disgusting shite

>Watering down your beer

Shan't ever even try one since I'm not a lardass

ice makes it taste better

but im skinny and would like to keep my figure but i also love beer

>those writers who write like this

1. Write a short, fictional story about a man who has a pet cat

>There once was a man who lived in a house with his pet cat, Whiskers.

the state of it

never understood the point of making inherently unhealthy food/drink more healthy by ruining the taste, aesthetics, or other mitigating factors

if you want to lose weight just drink water you utter insect

beer with beef tikka

Coldness makes it taste better

Moronic post.

real brits have their pints at room temperature you rasheed animal

hello plebs with no taste

foy

not a racist just a race realist, simple as

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if I ever saw a tranny subhuman in real life I would heem them straight through a brick wall

shan't tolerate freaks of nature in this country

don't you have anything better to pursue

>if I ever saw a tranny subhuman in real life I would heem them straight through a brick wall
hmm no you wouldn't
that would be assault and you'd get arrested for that

firmly believe the local constabulary share my views and would buy me a round at the pub after hiding the body

hmm no
take your meds

Don't even read fiction anymore, find it too dull and self-absorbed.

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digusting transphobic asshole.

what drives you act like a hard cunt online? who exactly are you trying to impress

new fiction? Sure. I still love stuff like Dune, Shadow of the Torturer, etc though.

hes the same runt who begs for attention on another board. pathetic

piss off goldman

>900 dollarydoos!?
>TOBIAAAAAASSSSS

Dune was the worst book I ever read. Honestly can't wrap my mind around why people think it's good.

cocaine casey. kek

>reading

shan't ever waste my time with that

it's one of the best sci-fi novels ever

>implying i can rekindle the country with out a bit on the side

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the aussies will appreciate this

You mean reading a book or Reading, the city?

baffling post

drinking some tea

yes

anyone else getting fucked in the ass by captchas tonight? i have to solve like 9 of them every time i post

How do I sort my sleep schedule out

uberman

t. Australia, Hurt Feelings Of

>makes post with desktop
>reply to himself with phone
pathetic runt

take 2-5mg of melatonin at 11 pm every night. take an hour or two to get off the screens before you're in bed.

That's one reason why I can't ever take scifi readers seriously.

the typical yank actually believes this drivel

i tried that one time, I felt like I was in between worlds, it was so strange. Shant be doing that again

he's right, leftypol

nigh a pixel

What if birdsong is just the bird's version of Sup Forums, but they don't have web browsers, so they have to just yell all their comments from right outside my fucking bedroom window.

A lot of the sounds the birds make seem to have about the same level of originality as the meme-spouting retards on here.

Isn't uberman a quick way to an early death

VERY good goy

What is melatonin and how do I get it?

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runt

what's your favourite book then bucko?

This guy has literally just worked in TV his whole life

>Sup Forums
>Pro-(((America)))
Pick one Aussie retard

impossible to do if you actually have a job and a social life

webmd.com/sleep-disorders/tc/melatonin-overview#1

you can get it over the counter here. might be prescription on in the uk, i don't know. that would be really stupid if it were

dreaming of a welsh gf

That chart makes me feel like a right runt for doing "monophasic" sleep, even though that's the normal one.

Would love to do Uberman but you need a mate or two to keep waking you up while you get it sorted don't you?

ah yes here come the monophasic insectoids crawling out of the woodwork

number ten is a bit of a stretch

why can't people find a comfortable middle ground with this kind of shit?

im in manual work and it's pretty draining sometimes

What's a slow way to an early death?

If you mean fiction it's probably The Secret History

It's off the shelf here, target had 10mg bottles which can knock you tf out

explain how you would be able to maintain an ubermann schedule while working 9 to 5, or going out for the day with friends. it would 100% intrude on your life.

imagine actually being a manual labourer in anno domini 2017, quite grim really

if I were your boss I would just have you murdered and replace you with a robot

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yea apparently you can't get it over the counter in the uk

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