He wuh a good boy

>he wuh a good boy
>he dindu nuffin
>he wuh turnin his life round
>he wuh bout to go to college

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What's this alligator's name again?

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#JusticeForSobek

He was going through his Tasty Two's phase.

ban assault gators

Don't hate the gator hate the game.

FUCKING WHITE MALE ALLIGATOR

typical gamer gater

I wish I were an alligator.

Just look at these fucks. Always so pleased with themselves. Smug as all hell.

Living the dream.

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They found his body intact.
Also they are doing a gatorcaust right now.

#NotAllAligators

Um... OP. He was white, those are all true.

>be disney
>make resort for kids
>make a big pond
>put alligators in it

What were they thinking?

Brilliant post.

im surprised Interior Crocodile Aligator hasnt been associated with this yet

the right thing

They're all over Florida. They can walk to other ponds. There's nothing you can do if some shitty parent doesn't read the signs and be careful

lol
I live in Florida
You don't "put" alligators in anything
But they'll get there regardless
You options are either an enclosed pool, the beach, or a body of water that may or may not have a gator in it

I personally know that alligator. He really was trying to get his life together. He even enrolled in community college. He was a gentle giant. Everyone loved him.

Ok. Let's cut off the bullshit and just admit you are either a
1: scalefag
2: reptile enthusiast

There's nothing else to talk about this little inconvenience. Life moves on.

#JusticeForGustav

wow

alligators go on Sup Forums

explains the aggression

Go to Disney
Cosplay as capt. Hook
Get eaten by alligator

It's like pottery

Also where is beach patrol Zim Zam when you need him

HE JUST GOT HIS FAFSA

Came here for this.

Why didn't they just make the area a alligator free zone?

>niglet invades a rare white gorilla's personal space, and the gorilla carries around like the turd it is
>gorilla is shot to save the niglet
>parents dindu nuffin even though there was a fucking FENCE and a MOAT and it was a poace you were SUPPOSED to watch what the fuck your poopcicle was doing

>a white child is playing in the shallow water in Disney Land, alligator grabs and kills him
>alligator is allowed to live
>parents are blamed for letting their 2 year old "swim" even though it was fucking Disney Land and they were right nearby and it wasn't a place you'd think there was any danger and dad even wrestled with the alligator

Either there is no God or He is a nigger.

Ty

>like pottery

They already kill alligators they find on the property.

They already put up signs.

Alligators can dig under fences and scale barriers.

kek

I haven't seen anyone try to defend that niglet's parents, and I challenge to provide proof that someone has.

Stop trying to make this a race issue.

Black spotted

BUILD THE GATOR WALL.

Either trolling or you just fucked up real bad, dan Riggs

What are you 12? Going to message my mum and say I am posting quasi racist gator porn?

Gatorz n shiiiieeeeeet

I've been to the "beach" where this happened. Really small and right up on the pools and rooms and shit. Pretty nice place.

IIRC there is marsh on the other side of the lagoon, across from the beach. Disney has their own wildlife and fisheries that do "hunts" for gators on the property.

Must be an active gator season for one to slip by. I can't wait for more gator stories this summer.

Y'ALL JUS A BUNCH UH GATER HATERS

L-Look
L-Loook
Look
He wuSTH a good boi dindu muffin
Maaaaaan y'all be rayciiis n shiiet

I used to live in a neighborhood called Gateway in Fort Myers FL. We had tons of man made ponds interconnecting throughout the neighborhood, gators used to chill on our back lawn. Shit was cool.

>you vacation in Florida, known to be home to all manner of fucked people and animals
>basically the Australia of America
>letting your two year old kid wander into ANY body of water unattended

there is a degree of negligence here, whether or not you'd like to admit it.

GUYS PLEASE REMEMBER

CROCODILES ARE BRO-TIER
THEY LOVE TO REMOVE GATOR

CROCODILES ARE NOT GATORS

Everyone living in this state knows that water that isn't a beach is off limits for swimming. Both sets of parents are stupid.

FILTHY TOURISTS - GET OUT OF MY FLORIDA! FLORIDA FOR FLORIDIANS! STOP TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT OF THE WAY AT DISNEY WITH YOUR STROLLER BATTERING-RAMS!

This is satire isn't it?

>white gator privilege

relevant

They taste good

Meh, yeah but I could see most people letting their guard down at a Disney resort kind of place. Plus I'd imagine these people weren't from Florida.

Not saying they didn't fuck up, but the last thing I'd imagine would happen at Disney World is to be snatched by a gator.

We should enforce a ban on any animal with more than 22 teeth

I mean, why do they need all of those teeth anyway, when we have the police?

What the fuck are you talking about? Lived in Florida my whole life. Swam in all manner of lakes with no beaches and alligators in them. It is a perfectly normal activity, and on top of that the Grand Floridian has sand beaches. There is no negligence here.

See this is why we can't have assault gators, can't you see?

Did you rubbhis belly to sleep?

WE
WUZ
CROCS

why didn't the child just shoot the gator?

People literally find alligators in their pools here. You can't keep them out of a giant ass interconnected lake.

SAGE

>tfw I found a gator in my toilet once

The eternal handbag jew vectoring for a free meal

youtube.com/watch?v=f95abQuPXaw

Sometimes it feels pretty good the most dangerous animals/insects here are .. ticks?

People eat them, its like a tough chicken, they bread and fry them, I bet Chinese food places could sell them like General Tsaos Gator.

Their hide makes really durable leather

They are overpopulated, which is why they attack humans, they probably dont have enough food, Alligators are more opportunity based hunters they flee before fight, crocodiles will seek you out and attack you.

Yet they canr hunt them because there is one company here that has the rights to them and they do not want competition.

Like everything else in Florida politics, its corrupt as shit.

Gators aren't really that dangerous. I mean there are very few deaths from them, and most of them are pretty preventable: i.e. stop fucking with them, don't put your kid by a murkey lake edge, etc.

Alligators are actually lazy as fuck, they don't like to bother to eat big things, they prefer small things like snakes or birds or fish. They are territorial though, so, piss them off enough or make them feel scared and they might take a leg off.

What they do is grab you and then spin on their back - it's called a death roll. They do it really fast and with that strong jaw you are literally fucked if you get caught in it.

They went all out on their Peter Pan ride.

topkek. I've only heard of people finding iguanas and snakes. I imagine a baby could climb in no problem though.

I remember my parents were tricked into eating Alligator at some work function. They said it tasted like chicken, and was surprisingly good. You'd think being an apex predator would be healthier than the mounds of meat chicken has become too.

So, was the kid a niglet ?

Newfag

>What they do is grab you and then spin on their back - it's called a death roll

I've seen the videos brah.
>tfw flip
>tfw have play with crocs for money
>tfw you put your hand in and he snaps
>tfw immense pain
>tfw that 1 nanosecond realization you're about to lose your arm in a very painful way

t. Faggot

>amount of people attacked
>140 since 1948

>amount people killed by nile crocodiles
>400+ every year

gators are the crocodlioforms of peace

Gator wall just got 10ft deeper

Do not speak His name.

Considering this is his profile picture it's his troll account.

Fuck you and fuck your racism you stupid piece of shit.

filtered

>tricked into eating an alligator

I hate people who aren't from the deep south who have to get "tricked" into eating our food. For fuck's sake, we're known for our food. just try it and judge it afterwards. It's not like we're feeding you rocky mountain oysters

>Yet they cant hunt them because there is one company here that has the rights to them and they do not want competition.
Why are you telling lies? Though I wish they would raise the quota to above 5k.

I love eating and I agree on the taste.