/brit/ edition
/brit/
good morning....
Would you put height in your tinder bio?
I'm 6'2" tbqh
/brit/ is kuffar
No
I'm 5'7
making millions as we speak
snap
no
183cm
yes
6'3" or 6'4" (not sure if i've grown in the past 2 years)
who else /smart/ here?
business idea: make a tinder account and use pictures of tim
the gf converted to Islam lads
youtube.com
might throw the ol' kilt on and film myself being lewd, thoughts
finished work 4 hours ago
had 3 special brews in that time and half a pack of ciggies in that time
the gaijin living in japan who turned into a muslim
very odd
bleak
That's a lot of ciggies.
What is your job?
Business idea: organise a club where cougars pick up horny young men
Cougars will get a wide selection to choose from, while the boys will get an easy fuck
if you watch the video she seems like a genuine mentalist.
honestly think these people are just completely and utterly lost and would benefit from being tucked away on a farm somewhere going to church every day as some run of the mill devout christrunt.
they are like cats that have become overstimulated by all the flash and colour of the modern world, and its driven them nuts.
doing a watch
July, 2017, Sup Forums's Sup Forums board. A /brit/ user makes a /brit/ page. A Frenchman counters with a reply wishing everyone a good morning. His message is unresponded. The British are too busy conversing about height and its uses in attracting the fairer sex. Meanwhile colonial posters look on, firing in a rorke post as and when they deem necessary.
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the actual fucking state of some people
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a /brit/ poster in possession of NEETdom must be in want of some [you]s.
>Saudi arabia was my favorite country as a kid because I found it on a globe
wtf?
Fancy some kimbap
Back to leftypol, runt
*sniffs
So she was a slut until she hit her late 20s, realised no one would want to marry her or settle for her and she thought the only way she'd get a husband is if she converts to a religion where the men fetishise white converts?
what a fully-blown spastic
Lad after me? Some nice dubs on him
got no cigs left
its doing my nut in
im living a lie
>it's a "the one girl in your social group spends hours telling you about the times she tried to commit suicide and how it's her parents fault" episode
hmmmmmm fascinating
I'll always enjoy this more than getting the actual get
>girl in your social group
looked in the mirror seen a killer
snake oil salesman
AMA
>having a mental patient in your social group
dire
qu'est-ce que c'est
cant believe tyler the creator got Can on his last album
dire
grim
the state
idk if she was a slut
she's just some little piglet from bumfuck nowhere Canada who is a huge weeb but also apparently love saudi arabia and became a Muslim because of that, I imagine her reasons for moving to japan were similarly stupid
imagine being so much of a runt that waste thousands of hours playing a free FPS and spend hundreds of dollars buying code to make your character fire homing missiles instead of normal rockets
She had a lost to say about how the past doesn't matter and makes you the person you are. Sounds like a slut with a lot of regrets.
>that girl who rings you up crying because she tried to kill herself and wants you to visit her in the hospital
hmm that's a real doozy
What did my digestive system mean by this
maybe
she tried to be super Japanese, changed her name and tried to make herself look completely Japanese
apparently she got tired of that, or Japanese men wouldn't date her
stop eating choked Ducks and fried Frogs
Hey lads. What should my phone ringtone be ?
needle in the haaaaaaaay
Doubles says the 'Big Booty Bitches' song
>this kills the leftypol
youtube.com
wahhabists say music with instruments should be forbidden yet absolutely every islamic country got some type of folk music that is unique according to every country and has been in those countries for centuries
merthy, biting, jaded
/BRIT/
end yourself no frenchman should be speaking this way i don't care if you're for or against
I think it's the wine from last night
ran out of pickled eggs
might go buy some more when the shops open
im allowed to say what i want you stupid fucking twat
>pickled eggs
imagine how bleak this poster's life must be to need backup pickled eggs in a pinch
actually you can't say what you want because i'm here and i'm telling you personally that you can't
*sniffs*
what?
pickled eggs are nice
I like eating them
I want more
kill yourself mate
grim: the post
>ITT: yanks bullying anons because they have no self confidence
i can't kill myself i have no method of doing so diabetes takes several years to die from
'avin a cuppa and that
not cravin for breakfast and that
shall starve until lunch and that
A lot of people nowadays seem to think that online contact with a person is just the same as hanging out in person. They feel very different to me so I'm a bit saddened by this.
>Jews (and muslims) ban representation of the divine, and generally do not like any human representation at all
>many museum and art gallery directors are Jews (or bored wealthy arabs)
>incredibly abstract/impersonal/inhuman art flourishes
hrmm
never had a pickled egg
it's similar in a way though. at least here, we just make fun of eachother and make everyone feel like shit. that's very similar to real life friends
Stop being antisemitic and islamophobic, you racist piece of shit.
imagine being a fat yank with diabetes
what a life
>tfw handsomest lad in /brit/
at least we have diabetes
I'm not saying the two types can't be the means for friendship, but the activity of online vs in-person is quite different.
Voicechat and text just don't hold a candle to the experience of looking at someone and talking to them. The body language and such.
me injecting aspartame straight into my blood
i assume you're referencing me. i don't have diabetes, i was just making a light hearted self deprecating joke to ease up the tension a little bit
good post
dont think i know anyone with diabetes tbH
imagine being white (Polish) and visiting your measly thread
the horror
I need to get a girlfriend. I feel i've let myself down & my parents by being a failure. Who else feels the same ?
...
imagining being polish is tough enough
poles are whitest europeans
no mongol admixture
>I need to get a girlfriend
absolutely LOL
>'people' that eat sugary food
LOOOOOOOL
>white (Polish)
So I went to the UK and dear God, the memes were right. What an ugly people in general.
based POLACK
Came up with this one just now *ahem*
Guy pops into a cafe and orders two cuppas heavily sweetened with honey
Waiter says "watch out mate, you just ordered di-bee-teas"
>poles are whitest europeans
>no mongol admixture
poles are also the stupidest europeans
really makes you think
tell me about it. people really need to consider adopting the world renowned bland, tasteless british diet
>food that isn't pumped full of HFCS is bland
There's no saving you lmao
Think of how thick and crustified the scrotal hairs are on this paki before you respond
Will likely save you some time
*visits the famed Anglo-Hibernian establishment of "pub"*
ah yes so this is the most renowned culture you lot have isn't it
Guy pops into a cafe and orders two cuppas heavily sweetened with honey
Waiter says "watch out mate, you just ordered di-bee-teas"
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
might seem trivial but pubs play a huge cultural role in the UK
the slow death of the pub is very sad
enjoy your stargazy pie
why is everyone having a stiffy when they think about poland.
the country doesnt seem particularly special
>I have no argument so I'll just call him a paki
hmm yes, how astute