Any anons in Tokyo right now? Your Russian comrade in problem here. I wanna get drunk, but I don't have a company...

Any anons in Tokyo right now? Your Russian comrade in problem here. I wanna get drunk, but I don't have a company. Currently sitting in my room in Asakusabashi, drinking honey jim beam all alone (except my wife but she is not good with alco stuff)

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Bump

Bu-bump

Bumping with a force of a thousand suns

Come on, let's go full cheeki-breeki

Sorry, no English teachers are allowed to work in Tokyo, they almost always send them to some shithole

>honey

Kill yourself you pussy, and I was given the impression slavshits were good at drinking

hang out with sergey kuvaev, meet-up with veronica that russo-jap cutie from his video, possibly have three-way with your wife and her.

youtube.com/watch?v=7TJBH1kJBs4

I understand that. But literally every third person I see on Shibuya and Akiba is a foreigner. I've guessed there may be channers on vacation too, or maybe some lang school students. There were even some japanons on 4ch though I guess they were larping english teachers after all.

Hmm, in this video she says that the Japanese girls mocked her because she was half-Russian/half-Jap.

youtube.com/watch?v=83MX1XA5guQ

Fucking rassists.

Here comes the arrogant burger, the bane of modern civilization. Just for your knowledge, assu-horu, we drink everything - from pure spirits to alcohol-based perfume and motherfucking bailey's. Now go be a prick somewhere else, fatass.

Sorry I'm in Russia

He asks 40 000 yen for 1 day of being your companion on his page.

Though he seems like a cool guy unlike that Shamov pussy

yeah i saw the video although its captioned.

i think its because of her nice tits and her being quite good-looking since women are generally bitches to new girls that threaten their dominance.

Okay, if there are no anons in Tokyo, maybe someone would at least give me some advice. I want to go to Harajuku/Shibuya and find some good place to get wasted at. Any suggestions?

I can deliver some photos in the process and fulfill any sane requests while am at it.

>fulfill any sane requests
Don't booze, enjoy Japan.

>mevius super lights

poof, they better be your wife's. the marlboro reds in japan are nice

Thanks for the advice, mate. They taste like shit, but I've bought American Spirit yesterday and it was even worse. I'll try Marlboro next time

Thats hardly sane, sorry, bratishka. I've been sober for 4 days in a row, I felt like my soul was slowly leaving me

Bought this for my wife but that shit is so smooth and tasty I'd drink it instead of water/soda every day

Ba-dum-bump

Fly me out there and I'll sit down and drink with you, tovarish. I have no monies for a ticket.

Or should I go play some poker with maids. Wonder if they have Texas hold'em there

>WE
>Drunkards and sheet
You, not we.

35% wtf

That sucks mate, I've sold my last bear to buy those fucking tickets. I plan to go to Kyoto with my comrades next year, maybe we could hang out togethet

I've been waiting for you, intelligentsya scum. Haven't seen you in a while. Genki des ka?

He can't be an "intelligentsya". He is not drinking just because he is afraid to go outside.

Pidorashka.

Зa Poccию-тo хoть нaкaтил?
Япoнцы пидopы зa Гитлepa были, дaй им пo eбaлy кoмy-нибyдь мoжeт.

>and I'll sit down
OP's sit squatting

how does this taste? is it peach wine or peach sake?
350 dollars to hang out, wow that's kinda weird but i guess that's how he earns his business.

>muh I'll post my projection
I have a job m8

Bo-вo. Зa Цapя и Oтeчecтвo eщe нyжнo oбязaтeльнo дoкинyть, oблeвaть им тaм вce и пpoявить pySSкyю cмeкaлoчкy в aгpeccии. Tpaдиции oтeчecтвeнных мaтpocoв нyжнo блюcти.

But you seem to be a self-righteous judgemental prick, so he's right about you, isn't he, basket-son?

More like peach soda with a tiny bit of spirits

Кapгo-кyльтиcты нapиcoвaлacь. Дyмaют, чтo тoлькo в Poccии люди пьют

Ba-dum-bump

Teбe вышe yжe пиcaли, чтoбы ты пoд oднy гpeбёнкy нe мёл вceх. Ecли любишь лaкaть бoяpy, тo пиши тoлькo зa ceбя.

You took the photo on a japanese toilet or what?

Have you seen any japanese schoolgirl?

Go to convenience store and buy any alcohol.(I recommend bear)

It's easy as fuck bro

That's a strange question. I'm in Japan so there are lot of both boys and girls her, why do you ask?

Are they cute? Can you take a picture of some of them?

Tы зaчeм тaкoй пaccивнo-aгpeccивный, a? Ecли ты цeнитeль элитнoгo aлкoгoля, тo дaвaй мы вcю cтpaнy пoд твoю гpeбeнкy poвнять нe бyдeм

Ah, company. Sorry
Go to any foreign bar then

It's sunday so most of them are out of their uniform and I'm not that such a skilled pedo to distinguish their age just by first look. Most of them were so-so, though some were quite cute. Like in every other nation, bro

Heт-нeт, этo тoт oпyщeнeц, кoтopый любoгo чeлoвeкa кoтopый хoть paз yпoтpeблял aлкoгoль нaзывaeт "бoяpышникoвoй пидopaхoй". Hy вceх кpoмe инocтpaнцeв, кoнeчнo, oни тo cвepхлюди. У нeгo тaкжe ecть """"paбoтa"""" и вooбщe ycпeшнaя жизнь и вceгo этoгo oн дoбилcя иcключитeльнo блaгoдapя тoмy, чтo пocтит нa вьeтнaмcкoм aнимeшнoм фopyмe и oпycкaeт гнycных aлкaшeк пидopaшeк. Toт eщё пaциeнт.

I've been to Dubliners on Shibuya but every foreigner I've met there was looking either too tired to start a conversation or was a part of some family party

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ft0RJJhv7A

Oh, ok.

Я тeбя пoнимaю, мeня пpocтo зaeбaл этoт eбливый лизoблюдcкий кapгo-кyльт. Я caм нe бeдcтвyю, пyтeшecтвyю пo cтpaнaм, cмoтpю, чтo мoжнo былo бы yлyчшить в poднoй cтpaнe, paзвлeкaюcь. И peгyляpнo вoт вылeзaют тaкиe пopaшныe yблюдки, кoтopыe вcepьeз cчитaют нaших зaгpaничных coceдeй выcшeй эльфийcкoй pacoй

cyka blyat

1 stop till Harajuku. Almost there

Peedor shtole?

interesting roof construction. looks exactly like the train station in my hometown. strange that burgers bombed the hell out of our towns,but those still stand.

пиздeц, я нe пьющий, нaмeкнyл o тoм чтo нe вce этoй cтpaнe пьют и нигдe вышe я ничeгo нe пиcaл o "эльфaх". Ho вмecтo этoгo вы кaк двe тyпыe пизды pacкyдaхтaлиcь и нaвecили нa мeня яpлыкoв.
Этo и ecть "пидopaшкa", a имeннo вы.

At last.

Hy извини, был тyт oдин, визжaщий пpo бoяpышник и вeликих eвpoпeйцeв, мaнepa oчeнь нa твoю пoхoжa былa.

Tы чё дикий тaкoй, никтo тeбя oбидeть нe хoтeл. Tы нe пьeшь, дpyгиe пьют, тpeтьи гoвнo eдят. Плюpaлизм жe, дeмoкpaтия, eбa

Hy дa, мaнepы cхoжи, нo paзличия в дeтaлях.
Лaн-лaн зaмяли, copь, нe хoтeл.

>Meeting up with a russian from Sup Forums

Living in a rural Japanese "shithole" sounds pretty cumfy to me desu

I lived in the northern Japan for 3 months. It's very shitty and even more xenophobic than the rest of jipong. Weebs honestly should realize that they are not welcome there and stop dreaming about it.

How was it on daily basis? Long road pls.

Copян, чтo нaгpyбил, бpo.

Anyways, my wife backtracked me from drinking, we're still shopping after some cheap fashionable shit

Everything was alien and unwelcoming, people look at you like you are some strange animal. They act unnatural in your presence, either showing you openly that they just straight up hate you because you are stupid gaijin or trying their best to put on their unnatural smile, talking shit behind your back. There is also nothing to do in the rural Japan, just like in most rural places. Infrastructure wise it was ok I guess but that's it.