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Ancelotti Out Edition

Bayern vs Borussia
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>preseason derbies

>Bayern - Dortmund
>Derby

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Dubs and Pulisic dies on the field
>t. Not a chicano

>wasteing time watching football

oh shiet

>Weigl only doubtful
He won't be back until September. Also I could see Toprak starting over Sokratis.

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fucking checked
come on, it's a super cup final, they will play on the top of their game

Croatia on suicide watch

>Rafinha
Would be funny, benching Kimmich despise the fact that Bayern said he will be the Lahm replacement

>Tolisso
lets see if he is as good as Bayern wants us to believe

>the state of Dortmunds midfield
lmao

>Also I could see Toprak starting over Sokratis.
Toprak is shit m8

Can't the season just start?
I wanna see RBL win everything and Höness getting a heart attack

Played better than Sokratis in preseason so far.

>expecting any CB to look good playing for Leverkusen

rude

>cup games
Not a piece of shit to give, son

>they'll play on top of their game in the super cup, the most plastic babby cup there is
What kind of world do you live in, m8?

Super cup is pretty intense tßh

Jeeeeez
It isn't.
The ultras all boycott, the teams always play like shit.
It's shit.

It's >le first Pflichtspiel of the season, though

Only dortmund fans boycot afaik. Cant really remember it all too well but the last few ones seemed to have the same intensity as bundes games. Maybe not bundes derbys but it wasnt preseason tier.

In my opinion it always feels like a mid season game between Wanne Eikel and Buxtehude.

denmark?

This derby blows borussia never wins it's a shitty team

>no broadcast in turdkey
feels bad man

Dortmund won the DFB Pokal semifinal against Bayern only a couple months ago.

And one of the league matches last season.

it was all tuchel

Klopp's statistic against them outside of cup finals wasn't all too bad either and he faced Heynckes' and Guardiola's Bayern, which were stronger than Ancelotti's.

is this /bundas/?

no

nope this is bundes

>no Kagawa
wrong

I have money on this game. Borussia better give their best effort, or I will have a few choices words for Pulisic when he returns to America.

Ulreich
Kimmich - Martinez - Hummels - Rafinha
Rudy - Tolisso - Vidal
Muller - Lewandowski - Ribery

this team looks shit

Bürki; Piszczek, Sokratis, Bartra, Zagadou; Sahin, Castro, Dahoud; Dembele, Aubameyang, Pulisic

How many goals will puligod score today, lads?

>Rafinha
>Vidal
>Ribery

What are the odds that at least one gets send off?

Let's go Dortmund. This game needs to start already.

only does assists this pre season
2 assists

>Bayern player getting sent off in a national game
Yeah sure

Ribery so far kicked, hit, slapped and spat at people with no repercussions

PuliGOD USA USA

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How nice of you to ignore the times when he got sent off.

Remember when Müller actually did something that helped win a game?

Has he scored Vs Dortmund?

What happened to him? Some personal life issues or something?

He's a one trick pony and his trick isn't even good like LCIM so he got found out

What IS his trick though? His finishing used to be deadly, something is clearly wrong with him. At least he had a lot of assists last season.

investigating

it's "stand where nobody expects you to and then shoot"

maybe Pep's dogmatic footy killed him for good

2 reds in 10 years

>that lineup

rudy is so cute

Ich liebe beschissen Memes. Gebe mir welche, bitte.

kek

he actually was one of the best players of this pre-season

yeah, I remember all the nice goals he scored against Liverpool and Napoli and so on

hi /aleman/ here
So can i expect a good game heute?

despacito starts playing

well nobody scored in this games, and i didnt say that Müller is currently a match deciding factor, just stated that he was one of the best players in this pre season (which says a lot about the other players)

dont think so. its Not gegen Elend today, as we say in german

>tfw Bayern's reign will finally end this year

>tfw still at the birthday party
Let's hope I'll be able to watch the second half...

>Video assistant referee
nice hopefully we get some memes

What part of Bavaria are you from lads?

here my friend

>attending social gatherings

I am from Minga

zagadou what a nice german lad

Austria

Yeah, wasn't my choice. But some events you need to attend to not permanently injure potentially viable later relationships.

honest question, why germans name their sons philipp and not philip

what kind of relationships?

He's French though.

Jesus christ american commercials are blander than digested oatmeal.

thats a big trophy

yes, the stream is here:

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Digested oatmeal wouldn't be very bland though. It wouldn't taste nice, but I doubt it would be bland

my second name is Philipp and I had to look up in my passport if it is with two ps or one at the end

Half digested oatmeal then. Like, oatmeal that's been left in your mouth about three minutes then promptly spat out before it reaches your belly.

because the original greek is philippos

You're a big trophy

That wouldn't be very bland either. Since it's high in carbohydrates the enzymes in your saliva would make it taste sweet after a few minutes in your mouth.

that manlet

Family
>implying I have friends

greekaboos

Stream anyone?

>lewdmark

I'm talking about how it looks, not how it tastes. Hate oatmeal anyway

Orf

may the new season begin
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Officially changed my team to Dortmund

>Spider cam

FOOTBALL IS FUCKIN BACK

if dortmund would stop drawing against mid table clubs it could be interesting but they always fuck up and concede cheap goals

>Derby
Nigger what?

was also at my family's today because I missed too many events lately

>booing ribery

i hate both team but god i hope he scores a triple against those cunts

they are showing a documentary about womyns soccer