Do Greeks use olive oil as lube?

Do Greeks use olive oil as lube?

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ask your mother xaxa

My father is not Greek and my mother is not some Greek whore either.

Yeah, it was actually first used as lube and after men tongued each others ass with olive oil, they found it to taste good. So they learned it could be used to food and veggies.

yeah she is non-greek whore
all women are whores malta kun

Interesting, Greeks get gayer the more I hear about them.

You still haven't answered my question.

>Interesting, Greeks get gayer the more I hear about them.

Well it was part of their past culture that love between men was purer and true compared to a man to woman love.

The Turks do.

Wow, so turks are more like ancient greeks than modern greeks of today.

That's gay. Is he tickling his balls?

Ask your mom
That was romans tho

>That was romans tho
First done by greeks and then imitated by romans. Romans imitated everything from greeks.
I know this because I am Greek.

touching balls etc. is forbidden. can cause you to disqualify.

You are Greek
Lets gay together

what about cock grabbing? or anus fingering?

both forbidden according to the rules. they are all trying to grab that black leather shorts not the genital parts/ass.

If he touches ass will he die?

What is it with you and mothers? Do Greeks suffer from mummy issues?

It still looks very homo-erotic though.

It's the ultimate Greek insult, to diss the other person's mother.

it may look homo erotic but its not really. gays and non-muslims arent allowed to compete for example

it would be extremely painful

We have something in common then, other than the whole Mediterranean thing.

But, why the oil?

its an old tradition;

"The Janissaries trained extensively for combat and wrestling was a part of this. Tradition has it that the Janissaries used olive oil to either keep their bodies cool, or mixed with herbs to ward off mosquitoes through hours of training. At some point the oil became inseparable from the wrestling itself and its effects on the matches themselves far outweigh anything it can do for sun or mosquito protection in the modern era."

further reading:

fightland.vice com/blog/lube-up-the-strange-art-of-turkish-oil-wrestling

Ah alright that makes sense.

It's probably common in the medi area altogether, spanish dudes say it as well
hijo de puta etc

I thought it was because it made the work out harder, no puns intended

>it would be extremely painful

But he's a big guy

>no puns intended
liar. also originally it wasnt to make wrestling harder but then it turned into making wrestling harder.

Yes, it could be.

>oil all over the body in the sun
Sounds like a painful combination.

oil cools your body. better than regular sweat because oil has more heat capacity.

Yes. Note the origin of the term Oedipus Complex.

>tfw no med gf to take an olive oil bath with me

>"ur mom" is the epitome of Greek insults
truly, the unchanged descendants of wise Ancient Greeks

I feel you.

Strong family values down here finnie

For real though, those insults mostly work because of the strong family values.

malta is cute :3

Melita's body yearns for Britannia.

does the british empire have a negative connotation in malta or are we not in your national consciousness

>so pointy
I think that we have a somewhat neutral view of it. We're too busy with our current circus of politicians to think of the past anyways.

thats fair enough, at least we aren't hated :)
hope everything goes okay for you guys

Thanks, same to you.

What to order from greek restaurant?

more.

Fish or sea food in general
Than some salad, together with their aubergine-gnarlic dips and bread

Are you from greek?

Some kind of sandwich. Every fucking block in my city has a sub shop owned by Greeks and they're all great.

Greeks are God's chosen people, but only for sandwiches. They lost math, philosophy and warfare ages ago but nobody does roast beef and sandwiches as well as Greeks do.

Nope ,ethnic Bavarian
But I love Mediterranean food and visit all the Southern European restaurants in my city

just for you

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