Official /turnleft/ Xfinity Zippo 200 at Watkins Glen thread

Green flag: 1400 EST
Broadcasting channel: NBCSN
Cancer ad-ridden stream: cricfree.sc/watch/live/nascar-xfinity-series-countdown-to-green-live-streaming

Rags welcome!

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>jumping the gun

That's ok I was bored anyway

Oh and first for Boris's last race

reddit leaf stream:

watch?v=6KpliKqpwW4

Please Watch Our Sport

He's going to sweep the weekend isn't he?

>cupdriverwinslol
no

Commercial laden but virus free stream: youtube.com/watch?v=g2HqzHgOmFI

>watching CDWL

Am I high, or is there a fucking Brit accent making comments about the cup practice?

it's Leigh Diffey
The dude loves him some NASCAR when he gets the chance

I don't think he's going to sweep it up, I think he's going to wipe it up, and you know what's good for wiping things up? Pic related.

Poole with the visor cam today

Boris said ate shit in cup practice lol

its le shouting aussie man leigh diffey for some dumb reason. hes a good commentator but i cant stand his voice

Robo Rick is covering track and field somewhere I think

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>squawky bitches, Britfaggots, nu-males, all being hired by NBCSN to comment on NASCAR

Why does NBCSN hate the NASCAR fan base so much?

>cup driver wins
Marcos Ambrose and Dale Earnhardt Jr are just about the only Busch series regulars to win this race.

I hope that faggot gets ran over by a hauler before the end of the year.

>Formula Faggot announcers

Why does nbc hate us so much?

>absolutely epic

>implying it's just NBC who hates you, not everybody

Light showers incoming from the west that will hit during race. May be some ARCA tier accidents later on.

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>no visor cam on nascar drive

neat

NASCAR Drivers React to Social Media

*checks flag*

Trips of truth

I do have no friends you are correct

nbc is still tanking their coverage tho

First 3 rows are cup driver? Shit

Kek has truly blessed us today

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>Boris "FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN" Said
youtube.com/watch?v=RACNirS7U4Y&t=1m35s

How do you get a career in broadcasting and become a NASCAR commentator? Diffey and Rick Allen suck ass. I have become an excellent commentator due to years of commentating from my couch and I feel that I could do better than they can.

Does Mike Harmon have a chance?

Harmon isn't in the field today

He probably won't win but he might be the fastest Dodge.

Why

Harmon can't turn right.

He doesn't know how to turn right

>plugs the Zippo sponsor during the prayer

>Amerifat racing "drivers"

>4e5abe370e1bfa45a5d8dfb510431b662ab90225
TSN1 stream, with ads but nice quality

he turned right into a bbq

>muh God

justin allgaiers wife sure is ugly

what kind of shit do you think they do in bed

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Anybody else see the pit guy wearing a Nextel cup firesuit?? Wtf

Daily reminder that Mike Harmon is indestructible
This is what happened the last time he turned right

youtube.com/watch?v=IXCJpmKAXuc

>look mom I posted it again!

based texas bro

Just noticed he had a pole somewhere, wtf how??

It's unlucky to wash your firesuit

>>look mom I posted it again!

Sky fairy worshipper detected.

Really makes me think.

>So Steve, is this race going to be a total fucking disaster today?
>No, of course not!

>check out youtube

I'm not I just have a respect for other people and the traditions of American stock car racing. People are about to risk their lives for your entertainment, the least you could do is shut the fuck up for a second and let them have their moment of levity.

Rolling for winner

>their moment
>making everyone participate
Pick one

rolling for who to pull a david reutimenn

Sadler Sadler Sadler

>Black Cock

Can Danica pull this one off?

What is it with furriners and their selective reading/listening

She can pull me off if you catch my drift.

>leaf filter

Now there's a sponsor I can get behind

And yet here you are, Ameriboo.

You're like the girl in school that insults the boy because she has a crush on him and he pays her no attention.

Hmmm...

Road America had rain last year, and it was fucking glorious!

that was Mid Ohio last year where it rained

He's probably British

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>unironically being triggered by a /cheeky/ post on an American bible study forum

kek bantz NOT handled

Volunteer at your local track and try to make connections in the broadcasting world.

Alan Cavanna's career trajectory is a good, relatable one since he went from being a race fan to a commentator.

>leigh differy
fuck this gay earth

oh great meme commentary

GET HIM JOEY

YOU CAN DO IT

>tfw he actually commentated the start of the race, instead of being silent for the first 15 laps so "you can here da enjuns"

Good shit.

Cawshun

>Man tits

tits no

You're supposed to get a degree in broadcasting user. I know you think you sound awesome but you probably suck.

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who /missrick/ here

>titties

>Diffey realizes that hopping the curb that deep cut the tire
>none of the other "experts" say shit
Don't understand why you guys don't like him.

Racism.

Aw, sweetie, it's O.K., we understand.

contact with yeley cut the tire

That was the lamest start I've ever heard yo

If you don't understand racing maybe you're in the wrong thread

muh boogity

>Larson conceding his car is shit and allows bread and muhnards to pass

Dude's a classy driver....for a dirty Jap.

I never thought I would yet here we are

Because they aren't rude ass furriners who talk over people. Dude would not shut up.

This guy is correct Announcer at my local track was a middle school teacher who did it as a weekend gig.
He was really good and got noticed and now announces full time on MavTV or some shit
Now he gets to travel around the country from dirt track to dirt track and watch races for a living instead of babysitting middle school brats.

>hurr hurr I don't need talking at the start I understand racen and like to here da enjuns

Thanks for your input, Cletus.

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>furriners


:^)

>watches the Simpsons and thinks "Cletus" is a common name worthy of use as an insult

Well just put anutha' shrimp on the barbie, mate!

So are they reading off of a script or something?

damn Crocodile Dundee is triggered

Show the visor cam reeeeeeeeee

Larson blew up ten laps in.