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People who talk during movies should be shot (edition)

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>mfw i talk during movies

not an argument

Yeah this was definitely worth posting early you Australian chimp

can't say i disagree

West Berkshire / South Bristol

your fault for going to the cinema like some normie honestly

Kind regards,
The Jan man

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>BMW 7
actual literal billionaire

Do I drink a sprite and not exercise, Don't drink a sprite and exercise or Exercise then drink a sprite?

>tfw you empty the Maltesers bag into your popcorn at the cinema

my face while reading routemaps

don't drink sprite
don't exercise

simple as

>tfw banter with the lads throughout the film
sucks to be you nerd

>He goes to the cinema by himself

disgusting

what's the worst nolan movie?

STOP RAINING I WANT TO GO OUT

chxpo is one of the best rappers right now

malteseres are an absolute joke mate

Not an option

>when someone makes an autistic reply that you can't be bothered with but they made it after the new thread post so you can politely ignore it

Probabaly the dark knight rises

nothing destroys my faith in humanity more than those noncehunter/TCAP-type sting shows

spotted the troglodytes

>2017
>going to the cinema

It's not even about the moral legitimacy of piracy; it's about not wanting to pay £9.00 for the privilege of sitting in uncomfy chairs, listening to mouthbreathers talk and being blinded by people playing candy crush on their phones mid-movie.

probably the dark knight films

would say Interstellar was the best

>tfw you throw pop corn on the lonely nerd in front of you with the lads
>tfw you slap him on the back of his neck until hes tired of it and leaves the cinema holding back tears
good times

batman begins hands down

WAHEY

>not waiting for it to rain before going out so the streets are free of normies, or they're at least not just hanging around and you can't hear them as well

Absolutely hate dogs desu

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/889067950753411076

why does tim eat the same thing every day

>go out
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dark knight rises

>pay £9.00 for the privilege of sitting in uncomfy chairs, listening to mouthbreathers talk and being blinded by people playing candy crush on their phones mid-movie
Ah yes the North /provinces

I pay £9 in London for leather seats and an educated, quiet audience and a 4K screen

care to explain why
you're not a nonce mate right?

aussies? gods among men

the first dark knight was kino
interstellar is far from his greatest imho

>why does someone who is mentally deranged do the same thing every day?

t. cat man

>why does Tim _________?

answer is always 'because he's SEVERELY mentally ill'

Imagine living in a town with only 1-2 cinemas. grim

Unpopular opinion:
I hate Mel and Sue.

I hate how fucking innocuous they are. I hate how mindlessly daytime TV entertaining they are. I hate how they tell the most PC jokes on earth and people think they're funny. I hate how normies love them so undeservedly so.

I HATE them.

did someone say maltesers

cause its some dark underbelly shit

what is it, rice?
haven't seen other pics with that

stupid sprite user
soft drinks are bad for you

imagine living in birmingham

...

only go to the cinema to watch good films, aka films made before 1995

>kino
ah yes a Sup Forums autist

*discards your opinion*

well there goes the large financial incentive i had to vote for corbyn

>melbourne
bloody vile

wew mom jeans

my town doesn't have a cinema at all

I pay £0.00 for the same experience at home (and I don't need to worry about being splashed with acid by the local yutes outside).

So is spending all my time indoors and not trusting anyone, doesn't stop me

best jeans

kino is pretty ubiquitous across the chon friendo, keep up

>tfw one of the lads works at the cinema so you get in for cheap
feels good

"mom jeans" are back in trend since a few years mate

Why does Tim always slam his door?

would probably vote for him if he stopped his commitment to scrapping tuition fees

looking to buy land in Afrika, show them about crop rotation, will blow their minds

got a job and it starts next week

what is the worst nolan movie (not counting the dark knight rises)

all of them

chinks beat you to it lad

them eyes make me ill

yeah.

disgusting

had your roast yet lads?

interstellar

>going to the cinema
hello deano

if you dont like em dont wear em?

>they can give you that real dedication
I like cats but that's not one of their selling points.

see what they did to the last dutch men

Taxation is theft.

nah its cool
prefer mum jeans to the typical skinny black jean

*sighs loudly*
GIVE ME STRENGTH

y

poor bait

You now remember that literally everyone who regularly appears on telly is on £100k+ and is a millionaire.

Pic of that arse in those jeans got me all hot and bothered OwO

durrr heya skeeter did ya know that hwhites are getting gen'cided n' stuffs?

they're hideous

The Deano Realisation

whoa

guys

>black people have big dicks and small iqs
>oriental people have small dicks and big iqs
>white people have average dicks and average iqs

did you think they were on 20k loool

think summer has really nice eyes

...

That's what you think
*rings doorbell*

racist

that was bad Africa, I'm talking about good Africa like Namibia or Botswana

i disagree

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could be tb h
it has great visuals but matthew mcconaughway, anne hathaway and jessica chastain are pretty poor in it
and lots of shit expositiony dialogue

youtube.com/watch?v=Ysdf6F_8Nyk

Haven't showered in a week.

>cats are for girls
literally cannot remember an instance of this stereotype beyond books for under 5s.