I just got out of prison after 4 years is Donald trump really running for president the fuck

I just got out of prison after 4 years is Donald trump really running for president the fuck

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Go back to prison

go back in, degenerate

topkek

>wakes up from crack binge
AAAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYOOO
>smacks lips together loudly
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats grits
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest fried chicken joint
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeths and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a forty and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
U BE SAYIN WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP SO WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
WE WUZ
>deals crack
SO HOL UP WE WUZ
>chucks spear
AYYYOO WE WUZ
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
SO WE WUZ
>throws gang sign
WE WUZ
>participates in a drive-by shooting
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ AN SHIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT???
>learns kikongo

I'm from 2029 AMA.

You need to go back.

>prison 4 years eating literal slop

Lol and you chose hooters wings as your first meal out ?

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.PNG

top fucing kek 10/10

>just got out of prison
What are your crimes?

Ok

Are all blacks dead?

He beat a large field of establishment politicians and will be the 45th president of the United States

Sup man, can you front me some ramen? I'll get you back on commissary

we guess crime before op reveals

possession of class a drugs

first degree sodomy with member of the same sex

Yes. Now go back to prison for being stupid.

How did WWIII go? Who sided with who? Who lost? What was it over?

>OP is a faggot

yes we get that but what did the dindu do?

> learns kikongo
AYYYO, WAS THIS BALLOON?
> gets parasite

I beat the shit out of my wife (she lost an eye) because I found out she was beating my 2 year old daughter with an iron when she cried at the time. She still in prison where she belongs. My kid is currently at my mother's house I'm getting full custody soon.

>(she lost an eye)
Did you take advantage of the eye socket?

Best get back to the unit before rec move closes.

they have TV in prison. fuck you.

don't you see the chicken wings?

he must have been in a max

Did im gonna get $100 on wednesday can you front me some ramen man? stop fucking with me

I just got out on parole last month after serving 15 years.

I beat some niggers head in with a steel pipe.

>Introducing yourself as an ex-con

It's like you don't even want to be treated with respect. Did you let your celly touch your balls? How many times did you narrowly escape am excruciating death from black people wanting to stab you just for breathing in their general direction?

They still got you for four years on that? Did you have some shitty public defender, or was your judge a kike?

Go back to prison, nigger.

you're dumb

This is a shitty thread. Any moron knows that all you have to do in prison is man love, self improvement, and television. Those wings look disgusting and shriveled by the way.

Thank you for your service.

If only you could get a computer in prison. It would almost make up for Jamal constantly stealing your shoes.

Oh Sup Forums never change

They put me in solitary

>solitary
>for 4 years

You don't understand how badly I beat her. I love my kids. I honeslty got off easy the judge knew I was trying to kill her but let me off easy. She's gonna be in there another two years for child abuse.

It was for my own safety. Some bad shit happened to me during the first year. Don't ever believe the meme of most people don't belong in prison most do.

Good man. I am staunchly against corporal punishment of children. Assaulting those who can't defend themselves and depend on you is despicable. Hope your wife rots in hell.

DUDE CAN I GET SOME RAMEN?

WE CAN DO A SPREAD

Lol they let me have special meals everyday. I always had money in my account and the guards liked me.

Yeah, she sure got hers tho :)

what happened¿

remember to go back for her other eye. what a biatch.

How badly outnumbered were the white convicts?

Fuck off degenerate

>Swede asking about BBC levels
YES

I tried being nice to the pieces of shit in there. Again, most people in prison belong in prison.

Nah I got her good. Hopefully the inmates in the prison she's in knows of her crime.
I can tell you don't have children or probably ever had a relationship with a woman.

REMOVE KIKONGO

What do you think of the new smartphone technology? Does fashion seem different?

Not really. I was in there since late 2012. Beside performance nothing has really changed to me. What shocks me the most is trump.

there's no way you were in solitary for 4 years. if so your pyshce must be fucked and you should not be given custody of your daughter for her own well being.

I know how you feel. I remember when P. Diddy ran for President. Just wow if I came out of prison and found out he won.

This is the land of the free we're talking about. You lock people up in Guantanamo dungeon for 15 years without trial.

I'll be voting for Trump and you can sit on it BECAUSE YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR HILLARY. Or anybody else. Have fun not voting.

You have the right to remain silent

It was done for my protection. I had interaction with my mom every other day and the guards. Your best friend in prison will be thr guards.

I can get my right to vote back lol.

FPBP

OP are you a nig

yeah, the really fucking crazy thing is that a lot of these clowns thought he'd win.

Why would you vote for that retard? He has zero qualications to be president. He's a loud mouth real estate agent, not sure president. No rational person would vote for him to President of the most powerful country on earth. Who in their right mind would? To be honest from my research there aren't any good candidates.

And none of those people ever discussed current events with you?

Is your ex-wife going to get a glass eye? Or will she have to wear a patch like a pirate

>Is OP a Nigger
Didn't you looked at OPs pic?

They did but I never took it serious I wasn't really interested. It wasn't till I got out i realized he will actually be president.

Don't know don't care hopefully she'll kill herself

Wasn't KFC invented by a white man?

Was she the mother?

Do they not let people watch the news in prison? I thought you guys had TVs

Do you like Donald Trump?

because this President Trump shit is about to happen

>learns kikango

kek

That isn't KFC, that's Hooters, you fucking groid.

And it's a damned fine place to get wings and look at titties.

>invented by whites
To get Niggers fat and steal their money

Top kek

welcome back

and vote Trump.

If I had a PC, fast internet and a comfy chair I would be cool with prison. Just plug into the net and never plug out.

You would probably have prisoners getting radicalized with all kinds of crazy shit, though.

Did you really do your research? Because he is undoubtedly one of the most successful candidates by far in the entire history of the GOP for good reasons.

OP, did you notice how dirty the free world is when you got out?

Yes, my ex wife.

In general population yes and that's usually just sports and movies on tbs lol. I had a ps3 and a shitty TV with no outside communication.

As a TV personality and business man yes not a president. I want my daughter to have a future that doesn't involve a nuclear war. I didn't nearly kill my wife for nothing.

Hooters is real?? I thought it was just a made up chain in movies like Taco Bell.

>Sup Forums prison-gang
>Pretty much Nazis
>Sup Forums is the people that smear shit on each other during lunch hour and get put in solitary confinement
>The entire lunch-line is comprised of co/ck/s turning bland-ass prison food into gourmet shit.
>/fit/ teaching everyone how to get swole in the courtyard
>/k/ constantly making pipe shotguns and sandbags out of their own shit and sheets

What a magical place it would be.

Fuck no, man. It's delicious. Their General Tso's wings are amazing.

He has surprisingly decent policy desu.

>I vote based on personality
>What do you mean policies? lol who has time for that

shygddt

>. I want my daughter to have a future that doesn't involve a nuclear war.

I hope you know, that Hillary Clinton is the one who represents war in this campaign

Look what happened to the architects of Iraq, they are all supporting Clinton and hate Trump

George H W Bush, George W Bush, and Jeb Bush refuse to endorse him

That should tell you something about which candidate wants war

You have a lot of reading to do

I wish you well user

Would you prefer a future where she's raped by packs of mudslimes? Because that's the future Hillary wants. A nuclear war won't happen, Trump wants to ally with Russia.

I'm assuming you're a troll, but just in case. Taco Bell is real, too. Some of the most disgusting TexMex food you'll ever eat, but it's cheap as fuck and they're everywhere.

Doesn't matter could can't vote anyway

I don't know if you're serious, but yes he is. And he's going to fucking save this country. Make America Great Again, OP

The ones in the OP are good as fuck too. First real meal I had out. Dry jerk chicken.

What's will he do to help the economy? I like his stance on illegal immigration buto the wall seems impossible. It would make more sense to give ICE more resources and local law enforcement grants.


Samsung S7 is a bitch to type on lol

donaldjtrump.com/positions
If you don't agree with these you can get the fuck off of my board

Stefan Molyneux has a whole seeries on why he's the best pick along with sources to prove it.

God bless you for giving your daughter justice.

This. You have to go back

Interesting

Gone 4 years so he probably doesn't know current events like Cologne, Merkle, EU, and ISIS along with so much more. We're praising kek for Emperor Trump. We need to help him out. Post all your shit Sup Forums!

You've been away for too long with no news. Muslims have come back with a vengeance. Europe is bussing them in by the millions and Clinton wants to do the same. They keep raping women and consuming resources and being terrorists. Donald Trump is the only candidate who wants to stop Muslims from coming into the US until we can vet the bad ones. Not to mention that he's going to kick out illegals finally and build a border wall. And those are two of the things. This world is hit, we need a savior, and that's the Don.
I suggest you go to YouTube and look up "Stefan Molyneux the Untruth about Donald Trump" and watch the two videos that come up to get up to speed with MSN lies about him and be wiser. Don't be a cuck

Merkel has been Fuhrer since 2005

I didn't want to think about depressing shit in there. I know about the Paris attack but I didn't want sad shit.

Wow have children really taken over lmao


I know about isis and Paris but happened in Colone?

He's probably the only real estate developer who can make that wall.

Economically he's going against the grain. This is the first time since probably the early 1900s that protectionist economics are going to be tried and we really don't know how different the globally connected internet based economy will be affected by Trump's policies. Its a real crap shoot, but so is every other day when you think deeply about it.

The one thing we are certain he is wrong about is co2 levels in the atmosphere. That hopefully can be fixed quickly with a chinese manufacturing slowdown due to companies developing stuff in the more 21st century western world.

Also, political correctness and social justice warriors have gone of the deep end. We have niggers in BLM too. Also, if you don't vote for the Don you're daughter is going to grow up to be a mentally ill fuck-wit before she's even hit puberty. Everything is so bad right now I don't think you grasp the situation.