Ronaldo is g-

Ronaldo is g-

>what is bisexuality

kek

>what is a tranny

id love to watch cristiano making sweet love with my gf. i feel like she deserves a real man like cristiano

a meme, battyboy

cute feets

...

Look at how his eyes are squinting at the camera as he grazes her ass gently. it's all planned.

"Oh gee I didn't notice those cameras over there. My heterosexual privacy has been violated."

Look how awkward he is. Obviously staged to make him look straight

Yeah, Freddie Mercury was with a woman for years and years.

he's just comparing her lame girl ass to superior man butt

>hoving hand over her ass

>hover hand
ronaldo confirmed beta

>hover handing her ass

look at how uncomfortable he is, this is just like aaron rodgers.

He is either bi or the gayest straight guy ever

that's a really puffy vagina desu

I don't recognize that bulge.

He's literally hovering his hand over that ass. Gay.

She's pregnant

>he doesn't see that "girl's" bulge

>ywn sniff that thong after she takes it off for the night and leaves it on the floor

I wanna lick and suck on her feet t b h

ay.

I'm gay and I've had sex with women that looked like that. Having sex with women is something guys just do in their lives, even the gay ones.

>Having sex with women is something guys just do in their lives

>what is a beard

Hes bisexual, pretty obviously. I think he'll come out after his career.

>prego tits in his face
>grabs the ass

The signs are there user

H O V E R H A N D

Someone should make one of those "virgin vs chad" memes with Ronaldo as the virgin

>hoverhanding for the """""""hidden""""""" cameras
that's pretty gay desu

in denial

>too scared of aids to ever fuck a tranny pros

what are:
condoms
std tests
checking for clear signs of a disease yourself

Exactly.
"Are you watching cameraman? Ready to take the picture. Okay I'll hover hand her ass now. 3, 2, 1. *click*. Bring me the bleach"

>that's a g-

OAT

Id still like Messie's wife more

never seen a puffy vagina like that before, seems like feminine balls to me

Then fuck a normal girl you pussy.

Why? What gives you pleasure about feet?

>t. Ronaldo's jealous moroccan boyfriend

Didn't know you're already out of prison. But don't just give him up to that bitch, fight for your love!

I'm gonna cum brehs

that ass is fake
t. an ass man

I think it's more likely he's a sociopathic egocentric equal opportunist like most bisexuals tend to be.

>hoverhand
LMAO
M
A
O

*braaap*

> on boat with guys
> photo zoomed in from distance
> engrossed in their activities
> usually doing some gay dance routine together, obviously not meant to be seen

> on boat with woman
> photo from impossible angle, close enough for the cameraman to be easily visable
> ronaldo looking over with one eye on the camera

it doesn't take a genius to work out whats going on

...

Why do you people care about athlete's sexuality so much?

NOW WATCH ME WHIP

Woah, this guy really really likes women

You don't dance with your friends? Are you worried that you'll be though of as gay if you do?

... yikes

jej

RIDF out in full force

Not entirely sure what you mean by that.

I'm just curious as to why people are so triggered by what people do with their friends, or are so threatened by homosexuality or the prospect of it. How fragile is your masculinity?

me on the right

It's not RIDF, it's just leafposting.

I recognize the bulge

They can't slander his football career so they have to find another way to.

>ass of a teenage boy

He's waving her to move over so the paparazzi can get a good look at his body so he'll have some quality pics to masturbate to later.

Everyday I'm thankful I wasn't born in Canada

FRICK U!
REEEEEEEE

t. jungle monkey