Nigger Stories Thread

Nigger Stories Thread

>be working at convenience store
>be behind the register
>almost 10 PM
>I get off at 11
>BING BONG
>look at the door
>a group of 5 niggers have just stumbled in, all wearing ghetto clothes (this is no where near a ghetto of any kind)
>when they walk by the counter to go get some fountain drinks, I can smell that they are weedmen
>the chimps are yell-talking over at the fountain
>I can see my manager peeping through the window in the door that goes to the kitchen
>he's wary of nigs ever since they stole over $200 of shit a few months ago
>luckily though, they pay for their drinks
>with a fucking pile of coins
>it's over five dollars of mostly nickels
>the nigs start getting uppity because, surprise surprise, it takes a while to count $5 of nickels
>once I'm done counting their coins, they take their drinks
>but not before one of them flips me off on the way out
>manager comes out and hands me a $5 bill
>thanksman.jpg


Post your stories.

>come to Sup Forums
>look for intelligent discussion
>african americans all over the board
>they flip shit when you call them out

So, the most shocking story you have in store is just a couple of blacks paying with coins? I think you can live with it.

I think his point was one of em flipping him off because he had to count all the coins

This dude got it right.
I have to count coins all the time, I don't really mind it.
However, I've never had someone get upset because it takes awhile to count them until those nigs walked in.

Self bump
I need my fill of nig stories

>be cashier
>nigs bring more food to the register than they can pay for

Every time

This has happened to me, but since it's the midwest, most have the decency to apologize for the inconvenience.

>be white
>see black
>am scare
>hitler did nothing wrong

tfw

>Implying any proud white is scared of a single nigger

>be cop
>know bjj
>hard charger
>work in urban shit hole, love job
>see group of "yutes"
>open containers
>stop them
>run them
>one pops on warrant
>sorry sir, you have to come with me
>"I JUS WENA CAWT, I CAN'T HAF NO WURRENZ"
>starts resisting, tried to hand off wallet
>bjj activates
>end up breaking his arm
>find Crack in wallet
>Felony collar plus respect from my comrades
>on the fast track because I do shit like this everyday

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. Join your local pd bros. Greatness awaits.

>one of them flips me off on the way out
what did he do ?

This, it's the herds that are terrifying

>be hungry in an unfamiliar city
>find a chicken place, seems clean and cheap
>4 people in front of me to take orders
>niggers
>idgaf
>this is a rotisserie chicken place
>just take one and put it on a plate with some salad and potatoes or rice
>couldn't be easier/faster
>underestimated the power of nig
>the chieftain of the niggers is in charge of the order
>orders for al four of them
>half chicken with rice
>guy (white guy) at the counter starts dressing veggies/rice on the plates and cutting the chickens in half
>chief nig decides he wants a whole chicken now
>no prob, gets a whole one on his plate and the half one is put aside
>other nig wants a whole one too
>coutner guy just adds the half one on the side to the palte
>nig complains - want a whole chicken, no 2 halves
>guy complies
>other nig wants potatoes instead of rice
>guy throws the rice in the trashbin
>gives potatoes instead
>it were decent looking potatoes
>nig looks at him like he took a shit on the plate
>decides to go for the rice anyway
>fries into the trash, rice on the plate
>the following 20 minutes the fuckers keep changing the orders, but only as soon as the guy actually prepared it
>tfw niggers wasted more food than they ordered without even touching it

>be me
>be in high school
>herd of nig nogs start picking on little brother at bus stop
>trying to beat him up for cigarettes
>gathered redneck.jpeg friends
>herd disperses except for the big football player coon
>jump his black ass
>nig beat so badly he loses his football scholarship
>mfw

"Flipping off" is where you raise your middle finger at someone. It's a symbol of extreme disrespect.

But muh starving African childruns!

...

>be mullato
>work in wireless sales
>group of "real niggas" attending the local university come in
>one is looking to get a new prepaid phone
>his friends are obviously sizing me up and shit talking while they wait
>explain to him how he can get a gs6 and pay less monthly
>guy calls his mom for permission to sign a contract...
>he hands me the phone to talk to her
>I confirm this is legit
>she approves and he buys the phone
>him: "user, you're alright for a 'lightskin'"
>me: "Thanks I guess.."
>His friends change their demeanor and start questioning how they can upgrade their phones

Just to highlight the kind of flack blacks catch from other blacks for no reason.

>work in grocery store
>valentines day
>black dude in the back of my line SCREAMING on the phone
>can hear its the voice of a woman
>he gets to front of line
>"Ay mayn, what color is yo gurl, black or white?"
>I say white
>"Good fo you mayn...."
>pays for skimpy rose bouqet and the shittiest chocolates we had for sale

>mfw nigs hate nigs

HE SAY FUCK YOU

> stop for coffe and copy of the paper on the way to night shift.

> young nig couple on line in front of me

> two items on counter (baby wipes and blunt wrappers)

> big only has cash for one item

> sheboon grabs baby wipes to return them to the shelf

> me " yeah bet if you get stoned enough you won't smell the shit all over your kid"

> go-rilla turns around like he is about to start som sheeeiit

> sees me in uniform

> turns whiter than a red Heads ass cheeks

> soft shoes out the door with neither item.

> paki behind register whipes sweat off his head and grins at me

This is absolutely constant