Go to a bar or club see a 47 year old. Is this sad? Cool? Whatever?

Go to a bar or club see a 47 year old. Is this sad? Cool? Whatever?
nypost.com/2016/06/16/im-47-and-my-love-life-is-better-than-ever/

>SOMEONE MARRY ME PLEASE!!!!

It's a fun night and awkward morning when you're trying to leave and the bitch is crying because she's alone.

It's patently "whatever"

I'd fuck her, but who cares? Literally millions of slags like her all around the world looking for dick.

Chances are she is a one night stand and doesn't give blowjobs.
Women like her just lay there while you are fucking them, trying to ignore the cats pawing at your ballsack.

I see no problem

All of the above.

If you think I'm going to read that garbage you are kidding yourself.

i wouldn't touch a woman over 35, even with a 10 foot pole

>SOMEONEMARRY ME PLEASE!!!!
>Um, excuse me, you have to be at least 6'3 and make $100,000 a year :)

free pussy

>cats pawing at your ballsack
everytime

Jesus, look at those eyes. There's hardly any light left in them. So filled with anxiety and despair.

this man knows

not sure what cougars you have been with but i have had the exact inverse experience (except the blow job thing that seems true). the two i have had knew exactly what they wanted and just went for it. I can think of at least three encounters with one of them where i was just kind of laying there.

cougars are pretty fucking sweet and don't keep you out all night hoping to get laid.

Definitely sad. That's almost the half century mark.

A few generations ago most women were grandmothers at her age.

I doubt any woman would fuck with you. You wont pay debts how are you supposed to pay for dinner

...

this familia

Honestly, this article is weird. It's celebrating how big of a whore she is. 20+ years riding random dicks. Congrats

It's sad and pathetic.

I'd probably be too nervous to bang someone more than a few years older than me. Or just be nervous enough that I wouldn't perform well in bed.

not sure if troll, an omega male, or a triggered roastie

into the trash it goes

Damage control. This is the future for most girls whether they like it or not. Best to put a good spin on it.

Great grandmothers.

Do that it's like search for food in a trash bin when you don't need to do it.

Also, look at the face of the woman in that pic, she's about to explode.

Jesus Christ dude, are you me?

She should watch that Stefan Molyneux video where that middle aged woman calls in and explains how shitty her life is now that she wasted her youth with one night stands and not having kids.

It's sad how much of this projection and self-illusion women suffer from is tied to biology. You're born with X number of eggs and your entire endocrine system is built around preparing these monthly egg-payloads along hormones slamming your subconcious with subliminal messages and urges, and when you run out of eggs that's it. Your body gives up and goes on maintenance-mode(if you're lucky) and you bones just start dissolving and you hope your wiring doesn't fall apart and hot flash you randomly 24/7. Guys are just built for the long haul, strange considering we're not the "default gender" re:chromosomes.

This nonsense only dies out once we have advanced gene-therapy far enough that we can edit out some of these design flaws, but women won't leave us the fuck alone long enough to make the damn breakthroughs to fix things. FUCK!

>I’ve never settled for a lesser love, and the man I end up with will know I’ve waited for him. Until then, I’m confidently single and happy in my 40s.

seriously though, pay debnts

Having been with a 47 year old woman, I can assure you it won't matter. If you get over the looks she'll do shit that will make you powerless.

But that is an aside. is the real point. There will be far too many women like this in the near future, so the attempt is to normalize it now, and deflect as much about how these women are not breeders as possible. "love life is better than ever". That's great, missy, but the issue isn't all about you. It's about the next generations.

If you never fucked a woman in her 40's while you were in your early 20's you're missing out on a core life experience.

The smile says "I'm happy" but the dark circles around her eyes say "I cry myself to sleep most of the week."

mine was only a 6/10 but I agree, it was a pretty big experience boost in dating young women.

>Cummy in mummies tummy

>ive waited for him
>in the meantime ive been riding a new dick every week

I would be lying if I said I wouldn't

But, seriously, what is the deal with cats and touching my sack? Do any of us know?

I'd pee in her butt

on the flip side:
>I've been riding a new dick every week and totally happy
>I still long for and deserve Mr. Right

>Scorning someone because of their relationship choices
You all sound like filthy saracens who need to be Crusaded back to your sand land.

Imagine her roastie

>Eat me out, user

I rather fuck a anime pillow

was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast w/Gavin McInness, co-founer of Vice, and he said of Jezebel that one of his former friends, who became a writer at Jezebel, confided in him that one of the females in charge of the whole site would cry herself to sleep at night and "woe is me" at the office about not having a man, meanwhile running a site that tricks dumb women into following into her "STRONK WOMYN DONT NEED NO MAN" narrative.

cuck

I'd nail her

I have a MILF fetish and I'm probably not the only guy out there, so Stacy "hitting the wall" is probably largely a myth; there will always been plenty of thirsty young guys out there even when women hit their 40s and 50s.

A love life and a sex life are two different things. Pretty much any woman can have a good sex life.

I'd make her scared to bar hop at that age.

I would invite her over and tell her I'm really into bondage, so I'd tie her to the bed. Then, I would force feed her food / laxative until shes almost ready to puke. From there, I'd prop her up and have her make an ass explosion all over my face.

Once she's finally empty, I would use some shit from my face as lube to fuck her asshole until she prolapses. Guarantee she'll stay home next time.

Newsflash: it's extremely easy for women to get laid.

>going to bars

Hey, bartender. Give me a whiskey sour. What? It's $15? Jesus, just give me draft; yeah, pale ale is cool. What, $10? All right, here you go, but a six pack of this stuff costs 6 dollars. Oh? Tip? Okay, I'm out of cash, is there an ATM here?

Pissing your money away.

>lusting after infertility

Pass.

Kek

I'd fuck her

I recently fucked a woman like this. She came into the bar in a little black dress and immediately sat next to me and started throwing out INOD ( in need of dick) signals. Literally licking her upper lip and shit.
We went back to her apartment, that would be awesome if not for the broken hopes and dreams infesting it.
I am fully in the degenerate swing of things at this point so I rip down that dress and immediately realize how badly I fucked up. All the skin mid thigh up to the rib cage is a fucking disasterpiece, being as drunk as I was I simply pulled the dress back up and hit that elephant skin rug from behind.
Never going to Fuck a woman over 35 again.
>mfw ubering home

Look at this edgefag...

Also, I haven't used Sup Forums in years so can't tell if this is pasta.

detailed but unrealistic. I give you points for creativity and attempting to break taboos
4/10

Sad but who cares. It's either that or be a single/divorced mom for the vast majority of hags. Hypergamy and the 80/20 rule ruined the game for them as well.

If she's a successful business woman who happens to be unmarried, then I suppose it's fine because she's earned her right to sleep around. Otherwise, she's a skank.

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The shills are getting crafty

sage

When you're plowing, your ballsack dangles. Cats like to play with dangling thinks. Just tape your balls.

Not edgy, only a quality dicking my friend.

As soulless and full of hate as nigger eyes

6ft 5 check
100K a yr.- well fuck

Women
>18-26 nice fuck
>27-34 disgusting hipster feminist bitches
>35-50 nice fuck

Is my analysis correct?

>hungry for danger and 18 years of child support

first is lust for anything female
then is lust for nubile female
finally is lust for barren but looks nubile female

you should definitely spread your genes to the point that you can sustain them without punishment, but then you have to deal with safely emptying your magazine regularly.

sage

100% accurate

>not farting on an enemy feline approaching
fake man detected

>love

The feminist bitches start at 15 now

I'd dig out her roastie on a whim

>not using condom

Do you want aids or something?

Both the milfs I fucked had awful smelling pussies

It was a phase...I'll never go back unless I get a chance with an absolute bombshell

18-20 good
21-32 bad
33-40 good

tfw 25 yrs old and found husband and locked in comfy living

>old enough to bleed - 25 = alpha
>25-35 = beta
>over 35 = omega

I have an aunt like that. Divorced from a great husband, left a truly good home to catch up on fun times. It's fun for a while, but one thing that likes to play catch up as well is time. She's now one year away from 50 and looks every year, while stuffed into clothing too young and too tight. All the good guys her age are taken, all the good guys younger can do better. This woman still looks good for now but if she doesn't find someone soon, she will not have a happy end.

I would touch a women over 35, even with a harpoon

More like:

>18-26 shitloads of stupid sluts playing petty mind games with a few decent girls here and there (snatch them up before they are married)

>27-34 desperate single career oriented ladies, divorcees looking for beta bux, single mothers, etc

>35-50 single mothers that will do anything for betabux or even attention from a Chad and wealthy older cougars looking for a trophy husband/boy toy

>easy bit of hole

Op here. True story
>pick up cougar at local bar
>spend the night after we bang
>wake up to her making me breakfast in bed
>then, for the next few hours she proceeds to play "fantasy" with me and pretends we are a married couple
>uses baby doll as our newborn, talks about how happy she is, how she can't wait for Christmas this year. Then told me the great news that she was pregnant with our baby, even showed me a sonogram.
>I went along with it because I was afraid she'd cry rape or abuse if I didn't because the bitch is obviously crazy.
>after finally leaving I will never pick up a 40+ woman again. (I'm 26)

If you didnt pick up classy 40+ year old drunk bar sluts at your local afterwork bar as a young stud you're probably just a fatass beta. Easiest fucking thing in the world to get laid in those places.

...

You know bars already have many people of that age group who frequent them?

Clubs, it depends what types.

>good clubs
Fine

>shitty clubs for tryhards and teenagers
Embarrassing

>Women
-20 nice fuck
-34 disgusting hipster feminist bitches
-50 nice fuck and good conversation

>47
>milf
>No husband
>No family
>Cock socket
Hell yeah girl,you doing good.

If a woman is not married by 25 and preparing herself to have a family she is fucking trash.

>$10

user..I agree with your point, but it's more like $5

It's just sad. Women of that age should have teenage children.

Its good for 18 yr olds, having a mature lady at hand to rinse really helps you get your technique down.

>It's just sad. Women of that age should have teenage children.
They should be grandmothers.
That is how it is here.

Older women need loving too, and they have money.

A woman bragging about how often she gets laid is like a man bragging about how much porn he watches.

>Go to a bar or club see a 47 year old. Is this sad? Cool? Whatever?
Personally, I will stick my dig on any warm hole I can, no exceptions or fucks given.

Heck, I would probrably cum inside her too, not like she has any eggs left, even if she does im just going to do it anyway and make her bear my baby, Not like im going to register the kid under my name or anything like that.

I follow that same protocol when fucking any women I can, no matter the age or race. I will just fill her up with my seed and pretend the child is not mine, no fucks given at all.

Kek

The root of the problem is that there's an animal in the room during intercourse. That's your problem right there.

Is it true most brazilian men are bisexual?

that must be photoshopped as fuck (even though she must bust her ass on the gym), cause 31yos are looking like that nowadays

>tfw banged a mid 40s milf in ac and made 300 bucks at the tables last weekend in trump taj

>2016
>not having a monogamous relationship so you don't need condoms

>Is it true most brazilian men are bisexual?
No, it is true that we kill faggots on the streets at night.

No, seriously, this is considered the most violent country against homosexuals in the Americas, we only lose to african shitholes in that regard.