Why do Germans dig holes at the beach?

Why do Germans dig holes at the beach?

The art of building a Bunker at the beach is in our genes.

those are machine guns nests

We do too. The Dutch as well. It's fun.

preparing for invade

>yfw German education tells their kids to dig holes at beach in preparation of another d day from the west
They are all Hitler Youth

We aren't lazy and see that the beach needs work done on it.

it's fine as it is
are you trying to get to china?

memes aside, I actually did this all the time in my sandbox when I was young. I thought I would get to the earths core.
Never did it on a beach tho, that's autistic.

A Germ can't relax until he puts holes in something

there is something satisfying about it, I can't explain

I like to dig a big pit and build sand furniture in it

Nice getting out of the water and drinking in your shady fort

these are the german bantz that i come to Sup Forums for

I always did that as a child desu

Have you ever tried it? It's fun

Because digging a trench would be too obvious

because only they truly understand fun

It is an unexpected behavior resulting from 70 years of anti-german education and hatred of their own history, they make deep holes to unconsciously bury their past

that's really deep

The human unconscious works in very strange ways

I dig holes every time I go to the beach. Am I part Germ? :(

If my memory doesnt fail at least 1 german has died diggin in Spen

Spen

Autism

I assume usually people make a mound at the beach. I don't think this is Japanese thing.

they forbid people to dig such massive holes in France, as they could be dangerous on high tide

they aren't that deep

...

I've been to spain and spaniards HATE germans because of this.

A few years ago some dumb German almost died because he got buried in his own hole

why does this meme even exist? I have never ever seen somebody do this

Germs don't know fun

Those games are fun tho

For survival.

>did big hole
>call sister to show it to her
>kick her in as shes looking
>torture her and have fun
worked every time

>15 years ago
>Have huge mound of sand on my parent's property
>Dig a huge hole on top of it cause I wanted to make a volcano
>Cover the top with these flexible plastic sled
>Ask cousin if she wants to slide down the mountain
>She says yes
>Jump on the sled
>Fall in hole
>Scream and start crying

rek'd

my nigga

How about building nice castles? Sounds funnier than digging holes...

Building a huge sandcastle and watching it get consumed by the tide was so fun to do. Would recommend.

Merkel needs more money.

There weren't holes on the beach during D-Day that were manmade.

underrated

Lost.

i always dug holes in the beach as kid
my dream was to make small pool next to the shore and just sit there

Italians like to create art
Germans like to destroy

I used to make a hole and then connect it to the sea with a canal hoping it would flood and I would have my own private pool.

We always had to leave by the time I was near done.

context?

No wonder they lost the war.

You're not allowed to dig holes. Endanger other in visitors.

Pizza is Greek and it isn't art.

Azeris love to dig and build castles uh.. on the beach too, you know. Anyways, you see, I... I even got, when I was very small, I even got lost, but they found me...on the...on the beach

And we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight..they don't do that anymore. Things changed...you see.

They don't sleep anymore on the beach...

some european tourists getting shot up by a durka while visiting some muslim shithole called tunisia.

...

Did that too but only if the sand was good

hahahahahaha this is nice.

>Street Cleaning Simulator
>Flughafenfeuerwehrsimulator 2013
And I thought Finns were autistic

No we don't.

I wish spintires had a real gearbox and a clutch. Americans would learn so much

I mean, you're the one that got double penetrated

Something very therapeutic about digging a hole. It's simple and doesn't require a lot of thought, you can put a lot of strength into it too and tire yourself out nicely. Feel like going to a beach and digging a hole now desu

>he has never built a canal with a working dam and dykes at his beach

wtf there is nothing wrong with playing simulations