Why does the world (with the exception of the USA)

worship a degenerate, fucked up sport like soccer?

There isn't a single soccer player who has a university degree. There isn't a single soccer player with a high IQ. There isn't a single soccer player who isn't a degenerate drunk or Muslim or tatooed trailer trash.

WTF? Why do grown men (and women!) watch this shit?

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frank lampard had a higher iq than the doctor administering the iq test

nothing better that is legal

Idk, but I'm glad to see hockey growing in your country OP.

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The less white a country is, the more is likes soccer.

Dunno man, never understood the hype

oh look it's the USA here to tell us who is white

>The less white a country is, the more is likes soccer.
That makes no sense. Russia likes soccer, Latvia does, Serbia does, Hungary does, Poland does etc. The USA does not.

The relationship between soccer and people liking it is not a white vs. non-white one, it is one of national hysteria.

Only gays dont like football

Is hockey actually a real sport or is it just off that film?

It's popular because its for poor people

Poor Brits could kick around that little ball during WW2 or some shit with fuckin houses in a pile of rubble for about 1 cent, no need for gear or anything.

its why its so popular with 3rd world spics and nigs.

POOOORTO

I agree with the dives in soccer getting out of hand.

I think when someone gets "hurt" the refs can look at an instant video replay, judge if they took a dive or not, and if they did, instant yellow card. It would cut down diving DRAMATICALLY.

>Only gays dont like football

If I don't have to watch soccer, I am happy to be called "gay".

Give me a good Wimbledon match any time, but fucking soccer? It is pure shit degeneracy.

Klingt für mich wie ein notirischer Sportbeutelvergesser der sich darüber aufregt das die Nachbarn mal 90 Minuten lang laut sind da Deutschland gerade spielt.

Not even a Hockey fan despite living in the Canada of the U.S. and I still say Hockey is pretty manly sport. I know it doesn't look it but getting checked in the boards by a decent size dude is brutal as fuck. Pads or no pads.

Fuck you a cunt

FAGGOT DETECTED !

I don't see how ice hockey can be manly because only white middle class suburbanites play it. It's like lacross, you play because the football/basketball team are full of big niggers with actual athleticism.

>FAGGOT DETECTED !
May I watch a Wimbledon match now? Oh well, it's too early. I will watch Thiem-Kohlschreiber and then hopefully another Federer-Thiem match in Halle on Sunday. That is the shit that makes my heart jump!

The biggest kids played hockey. Granted I have never lived near niggers so I have no other metric to go by.

they dive for a reason but im into mma at the moment, its just more exciting and quick

Low Quality B8 ..! LULZ
Faggot Detected ..!!
an you Murican fat yankees have this time til Hils in .. lol

PORTO CARALHO

>Klingt für mich wie ein notirischer Sportbeutelvergesser der sich darüber aufregt das die Nachbarn mal 90 Minuten lang laut sind da Deutschland gerade spielt.

This comment is why Germany is going down the drain. Germans embrace degeneracy and that is why so many Germans are fine with "refugees" coming in by the millions.

Fuck, I really hope Germany just gets taken over by the Muslims soon, then I don't have to deal with these asstard German "muhhh soccer" any more.

most of the world is too poor to play other sports

Plenty of MLS/USMNT players have college degrees.

This is more so because of our collegiate setup. Of course this is also detrimental to our youth development.

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Was ist los Kevin?

Immer noch sauer das Mohammed und Sergey dir in der Umkleide auf deine fette Wampe gehauen haben?

Und wie zum Teufel kommst du von Fußball auf Flüchtlinge? Bitte erkläre mir die Verbindung dazwischen. Ich versteh es nicht.

>>Dude. Put this ball in this net.
Ok I'll just pick it up and...
>>No hands
... ...I'm listening.

>50 lbs of protection gear on

>wew lads we're so manly

You are an American living in Germany. Kys an get out of this continent nigger

Degeneracy in one post, everyone

>German refusing to speak in English
>German believing bullying of kids is a-ok
>German doesn't understand that embracing degeneracy in soccer leads to "muuhhh racism is bad" and "all refugees are welcome"

fucking asstard Germanistans... the Caliphate is 3 years away it seems.

Is boxing a Sup Forums approved sport?

Cheap as fuck

Okay, ich merk schon dir hat wer ins Gehirn geschissen.

Lass die Finger von Opas Kräuterschnaps.

The only thing worth watching in soccer are the riots. Other than that it's a fag sport.

MUH HUMAN FACTOR.
Thanks God USA is indirectly fixing this by prosecuting all those olg fag from the FIFA

>Make faggots stop diving in soccer
Makes it instantly not a gay sport that I would be willing to watch.

Based japs and chinks don't

agreed tbqh

I love a good match of Wimbledon, me

Skiing, I love my country. We are based - fuck the degenerate green world.

Based Finland.

Renounce your citizenship. Now.

Why? My country is into skiing, not degenerate soccer.

I just hate the fishing for fouls.

Just play the game, don't act like a pansy and hold your face when the video replay clearly shows you weren't even touched.

If you just fixed that bullshit the game would be ten times better. Basketball has similar problems, but to a lesser extent. Pic unrelated.

Only time I worshipped football players was when that British football team took underaged girls to hotel rooms and group banged them. Yes I'm a degenerate. Aside from that I have no interest in watching grown men run after a fucking ball like some five year olds.

rugby players in a nutshell

Do you play with a buttplug in your ass to make things more painful?

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Speak english or enjoy your ban, goatfucker.

gotta admit that was a nice move there, he tea bagged him too.

It's a normie sport with extremely athletic and rich people playing. Except the goalies are weird most of the time

>football
I believe you mean soccer

it's poverty ball. any broke ass jungle monkey can kick around a ball on a flat field and play soccer. americans love football and golf because you have to be wealthy enough to buy all the gear beforehand just to play.

I don't like football, but American football is way more degenerate

>Jews shilling crap every 5 mins in adverts
>culture of eating as much shit food as possible
>whilst watching mostly muscular black men chase around balls

This has officially become an AFL shill thread

Try again, Hans

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Soccer is for fags. Handball is for men desu.

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