HAPPENING:
>North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Dead After Apparent Suicide Attack
Is he really dead?
eastasiatribune.com
HAPPENING:
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Carter Johnson
No. That is a satirical site. It also said that China had banned interracial marriage.
Aaron Fisher
you got blood on your hands now
Justin Davis
Bullshit.
>Female suicide bomber.
K.
Evan King
He is here.
Levi King
F
Owen Gonzalez
Hi Kim.
Blake Lopez
>NK propaganda officer immediately refutes
Holy shit it's real.
Benjamin Clark
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Juan Hill
What's your connection quality like?
Wanna play some Vidya?
Gavin Gutierrez
wantin' to start again
Sebastian King
That source is pure bullshit, OP you fool. Read the related articles.
Jaxon Hughes
Gabriel Martinez
>tfw USA and SK will never do anything against NK because NK have enough artillery to flatten Seoul in 15 minutes
Do it you faggots, millions will die, then zerg rush.
Then when US and SK forces move in NK underground nukes will be detonated.
LONG LIVE NORTH KOREA!
Christopher Young
North korea is still shit, but fatass jr actually improved the living conditions, so I don't think the story is true.
Elijah Carter
it is a parody site you moron.
Nicholas Hill
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Camden Nelson
RIP Kim
Leo Williams
Does north korea actively monitor Sup Forums? or is this a proxy?
Zachary Watson
First post best post
How come we don't see NK posters that often?
Caleb Nguyen
You are monitoring us, awesome
Matthew Cook
>Soviet Union had enough weapons to flatten Solar system
As soon as Kim dynasty actually dies out the whole thing will just crumble and people won't even understand what is going around them until about a decade later.
Nicholas Hughes
Hi kim, how's best korea?
Nathaniel Allen
PANAMA!!!! PANA A MA HA
Tyler Rodriguez
Danm, that's bad.
I live in the middle of the jungle and I have 4mb.
Evan Jenkins
Might just be a publicity stunt.
>Kim Jong-un dies
>a couple of days later comes back to life as supreme Ruler
Pretty good
Andrew Cruz
Hope all is well in best Korea!
Zachary Murphy
>Suicide Attack
What
Noah Wood
South Korea is best
North Korea sucks big balls XD
John James
Hi best Korea
Camden Hughes
Kimmy, you're okay!
Elijah Parker
I was thinking its probably something like that.
John Nelson
Post some pictures out of you window for proof
This has to be a South Korean on the border
Julian Brooks
Proxy probably
Jeremiah Morales
Its a proxy. LIRs can set any country-code to IPs in subnet they manage
Lucas Carter
Fake, because people would care less.
Hunter Miller
Komm deg av Sup Forums, gå tilbake til Reddit.
Ian Baker
OP = Chimp
Gookie = South Korea Gag News
Watermelon = your mom's cock
Hudson Ramirez
Thanks for the clarification, Grorious Reader.
Austin Wright
when will you destroy western devil america?
Dominic Bennett
I know that. Although I don't know if it is or isn't a proxy.
Nicholas Taylor
Fake and gay.
Jose Williams
Please, take a pic outside of your window.
James Hughes
LOL no. are you fucking kidding me?
Camden Smith
Post qt dprk girls. Internet doesnt have enough of them.
Hudson Lee
Why did you destroy the model village Kim? Even if its creator was a traitor the model was innocent.
Jason King
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS
Elijah Nelson
Damn, fucking communism man. I feel for you bro
Grayson Thomas
Are you going to be executed for showing us that picture?
Parker Powell
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Tyler Torres
I am really hoping that it is true but the daily mail is running a story saying that it is false - dailymail.co.uk
Thomas Reed
90% of NK posters are proxies but Kim posts here as well.
Landon Cook
OH SHIT
>1 post by this ID
Levi Lopez
I posted twice.
Kevin Morgan
are you even allowed to have internets or are you an official ?
Jaxson Adams
Are you on one of those DPRK vacations?
koryogroup.com
Samuel Jenkins
In the event of the collapse or invasion of NK, what would happen to those millions in the uniformed services? Would they all fight to the death? Would they all get fast food jobs in the new unified Korea? What about if they annexed the south without intervention? Like 1 in 3 people in NK the armed forces
Robert Carter
He's definitely Kim himself.
Levi Clark
Hello my friend.
Charles Cruz
Hello my fellow friend, it is me, Kim, your uncle!
Adrian Green
are you the one guy from NK that has a steam account?
Jordan Brown
The only two people in North Korea with internet are on at the same time.
Jordan Russell
And no, Kim isn't dead. No, it isn't in any of the state media sources.
The article looks like just a shitty clickbait.
Proxies, bruvna.
Otherwise they do have more than 'two' people worth of internet access, but it's limited to things like the Kim Il Sung University and shit like that. You can get internet from the hotels while staying in NK though.
Aside from that, most of it is run off of a big ol' intranet - pic related in case you're interested.
Noah Edwards
North Korean Kek worship confirmed.
Nathaniel Murphy
>Microsoft
>Not using Red Star
Easton Walker
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Eli Parker
A true necrocracy!
You know why.
Red Star isn't the common usage in NK. They've moved borderline exclusive to microsoft/windows shit.
I know, that's not nearly as fun as having a super cool soviet styled pc, but whatevs.
Gavin Sullivan
They might be hot as fuck, I mean look at how the eastern bloc chicks came out.
Jace Clark
u rikey rikey?
Jaxon Brooks
Could probably fap to her daughter.
Luke Wilson
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Ayden Diaz
I'd like to live in the Best Korea.
I'm half korean and my life has fallen apart and you guys are right about everything
Adrian Reed
Grad to see you're doing werr grorious reader.
Luis Baker
Come live with us and let's do some farming.
Logan Howard
Fine, I'm going.
Don't shoot me.
Noah Jackson
Too late, I already shot you....With cupid's arrow ;)
Sebastian James
Come via China. Bring a towel.
Logan Nelson
Hey you guys wanna point that massive army of yours at the ??
John Wilson
No, we only point our massive armies at fighting the molemen.
Thomas Diaz
FPBP
P
B
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Michael Morris
Kim Jong Un is still alive, don't worry. Best Korea is safe.
David Green
You will never be given a home, a farm and qt Korean waifu. Why even live?
Carter Davis
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Brayden Rodriguez
fun fact my internet is worse than this dudes.
Logan Murphy
>we only point our massive armies at fighting the molemen.
Finally someone in this planet is focusing their resources to fight the real treat here.
Oliver Davis
HOW DID U GET A PIC OF THE EARTHQUAKE MACHINE
CRAFTY BRAZILIANS
WE COME FOR YOU NEXT
Pic related, our future age assault tanks.
Jason Reed
Nah, the real North Koreans are those Americans that cannot spell correctly and/or have strange grammar.
Christian Lee
I thought you nuked them last year? Are they still around?
Anthony Walker
>pakistan
that's not surprising
Dylan Torres
niggers?
Ethan Myers
They ended up absorbing the radiation and got stronger. Think DeathClaws on roids.
Jack Rodriguez
looks very easy to navigate around the battlefield. Hard to hit. Great desing.
Ian Lee
Thanks, we also have this automatic artificial intelligence attack sled.
They act as pets for children, protecting them, but on the battlefield are fierce warriors.
Austin Hernandez
So Best Koreans, is Benevolent Leader still alive or not? Only 1 news source is reporting this event, no one else is... ???
Easton White
unironically better than most of australia
Adrian Wood
that wasn't very smart of you now was it?
how can he posting on Sup Forums if he's dead?
Aiden Miller
Hi Kim, glad you're fine.
Kayden Bailey
>that up speed
How do you do it, Kim?
Zachary Gutierrez
...
Christian Thomas
Kim's shitposting knows no bounds