PAN
NICE AND HOT
PAN
NICE AND HOT
it is underprepared and not suitable for eating
when was the last time this was cleaned
SHUT IT DOWN
WAKE UP
"Do you serve ice cream here?"
"Yes chef."
"And where do you keep it?"
"I-in the freezer."
"Unbelievable."
MEME
FORCED AND STALE
...
GO ON, SMELL THAT
HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN IN THERE?
THIS BEEF IS SO UNDERCOOKED IT'S BEING WORSHIPPED IN INDIA
PAM
NICE AND HOT
>YOU
>COME OVER HERE
>FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE
>Is it fresh?
No it's frozen.
>Ohh fuck me.
>HOW LONG DID YOU COOK THIS SUSHI FOR?
I didn't, Chef
>Oh my GOD, it's FUCKING RAW
>>claims to be a five star chef
>>undercooks his own baby
dailymail.co.uk
...
What is this?
What's wrong, chef?
This water is not fresh. Do you make it here?
Excuse me, chef?
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT MAKE THE WATER HERE, YOU FUCKING DONUT?
N-no sir, it's tap.
>ai ai ai
...
Yeah um not funny bro, try again
...
>>Throws dead fetus on the kitchen table in front of his wife
>>Looks her in the eyes
>>"What is this? It's unbelievable, it's RAW!"
'ZA
READY TO 'GO
>Now how long do you cook your roast?
6 hours chef.
>SIX HOURS?! Fuck me it will be dry as a Vatican whorehouse, cook it for an hour tops
A-alright, but how do I get the smoky flavor
>Smoke? Holy christ man are you trying to make me gag?
DELETE THIS
>that's our thin crust
Gets me every time
>hold baby up
>IT'S FUKING RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>*smashes its head on the floor*
MEMES
OLD AND STALE
C'MERE AND TOUCH IT
>pushes finger up its ass
Stone fucking cold in the middle. Unbelievable.
>touches and smudges it all over
>LOOK LOOK
My father always makes shitty pizza like this and it always ruins the family meal.
Better yet, everytime I tell him it's raw/soggy/covered in shit he gets super defensive and claims he's hardly put anything on it while I hold up a fucking dripping wet, soggy raw slice and all the shit on top slides off, then does the exact same thing the next time he tires to cook a pizza.
I showed him this episode and asked if anything looked familiar and all he could do was admire the pizza.
is this a jojo reference?
...
>Tilly darling, come and help daddy rub this meat
kek
>ramsay has locked himself in the freezer
If you could rearrange those pics you would have a tasty meme on your hands
>pan Soft & Wet
[[[meme]]]
LUKE AHT IHT
>ywn have your warm load being pushed by your throbbing cock into this angelically hot minxs throat
Mid 90s Ramsey is pure kino
m.youtube.com
>you will never be able to call people Faggots and Spics on TV ever again
/ck/ here, the lack of Ja/ck/ posting in this thread is disappointing
this
Someone please post the chicken one.
Alright buddy, time for you to go back
I'm going to do my take on the classic american roast
>get the most expensive ingredients possible
>dish takes several hours to prepare
simple, rustic, and delicious
>owners go bankrupt from his new menu
PAN PAN PAN
SECURITE SECURITE SECURITE
YOU YOU YOU
DUBS
NICE AND CHECKED
Finally someone doing something right
Fuck me
Nice and rustic.
Simple.
>Bit of olive oil
>pours in a half cup
.................
.................
.................
It was the woman who undercooked it tho
...
I'm such a degenerate. It gets me off so good thinking about how James Gunn blew huge loads all over her cute little face. I know that fucker has a video somewhere, he needs to leak that shit.
OH WOW WHAT DO WANT A FUCKIN MEDAL!?
apparently he used to practise his cumshots in the mirror. he said his loads are now bigger than anyone he's ever seen in porn.
(this post is brought to you by Useless Facts Heard in Podcasts)
go on
CAN'T SHUT IT DOWN
CAN'T WAKE UP
CHEF, SAVE ME
Kek
I missed this forced meme.
No, it's actually great without that one faggot shitting up Ramsey threads.
WHY IS THE TEXTURE SO MOIST AND WET?
>That's the customers drink, chef
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
*hurls oven at customer*
>Sorry, chef
I'VE FUCKING EATEN HERE
...
...
I would pay a princely sum to get Gordo to enter Jack's kitchen.
>What is that?!
>it's a bag of flour, chef
>A bag a flour? You don't mill your own grains?
>...N-no, chef?
>F**ck me
>*dramatic music plays*
0h my fuck
>skip ahead to the money short where he eats his shitty food
>"i scare myself sometimes"
you don't say...
Should have gotten better equipment to make it then.
hey that was very 'untasty' commentary
MEME
DEAD AND HOT.
>what are these
>prawns, chef
>and, fucking hell, what are these, tell me what these are
>...mussels, chef
>fucking mussels
>and prawns
>in the same freezer
>and you call yourself a fucking chef?
>go out and tell everyone they have to leave because the food is fucking poison
>bloody nora
>Never press down patties
>it's okay if the ground beef is raw though
>this is the burger I made after I strangled my son.
tablesaw.mp3
This, cu/ck/s out
>he smashes his patties
>Auroch stuffed with truffle and saffron - nice, rustic and simple, yeah?
noice
DID YOU SAY JACK MEMES?!
I mean, this guy's a real jerk.
...
...
best kitchen nightmares episode?
i have seen like 0 ramsay shit but after these memes last night i watched a random one and it was pretty entertaining
not that guy but I have to
if I don't the grease will go thermonuclear in my stomach and I'll have sever heartburn
>I LIKE MY STEAKS A BIT RARE
>is this honey from a bee
>no chef
>wow
>It's a Jack tries to make chicken marinade but ends up making a non-Newtonian fluid episode
>Is that butter on a grilled cheese?
>yeah that's how you make it.
>Americans.....
...
how can people laugh at this
fucking edgy sociopaths
>puts ground bison in pan
>no sizzle
Oh fuck me...
What's he saying about this in the video? Does he acknowledge that it's undercooked or is he like "Mm, looks tasty"
>Five star chef
How do you make grilled cheese without butter? Or do you literally just grill it?
Jack's famous Spaghetti, cooked "Al Dente" like the Italians say
what the fuck is a grilled cheese, cheese on toast ?
Why are americans so fucking stupid?
Ughhh..... ok you just put some cheese on a piece of bread or baguette and cook it.
is it so hard for you dumb lard asses to understand?