Wake up

>wake up
>look at of bedroom window
>see this

What do you do, Sup Forums?

Become blind and die shortly after

Feel happy for the first time in my life

My worst nightmare would be to waking up by the sound of this

>t. happiest country on Earth

Probably get blinded

Light my last cigarette and laugh till my skin melts off my bones like a wet paper towel on a stick

I had a nightmare about this happening the other night.

I died before I woke up

Say, "Finally."

shit my pants then smear the shit on my face and then smear the shit on my penis and pull off my penis until i cum into the shit then piss into my gaping anus and shit my pants again

RIP in piece Walter

probably just stare in disbelief

Play video games
Answer the phone in case my parents call

Bomb! darn it, da bang, da dang diggy diggy.Diggy, said the boogie, and up jump the boogie

Duck and cover.

this

this

Say Shahada.

masturbate furiously

put my hands out and push back the impact saving myself and many others.

A true human bean

BIG IRON ON MY HIP