Is the Horde the most accurate figurative representation of the left ever?

Lets see

>Orcs
Niggers

>Undead
Jews

>Tauren
Native Americans/Greens/Ecologists

>Trolls
Stoners/Drug activists

>Blood elves
White liberals/Queers

Meanwhile, the Alliance = proud defenders of tradition, culture, and civilization

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you clearly never have played wow

not
> goblins
jews

gtfo noob

>Be black
>Orc master race

I am fine with this.

Oh and hide monkey threads, report monkey posts

>undead
>Jews

Um, the nose knows

Actually, I was toying around the with the Dark Iron Dwarves the other day. Sort of a throwaway subrace of the Alliance's for quite some time until semi-recently they began to become part of larger society. Their story is actually pretty weirdly sad in a Sup Forums context

>build city and establish empire
>homelands ruined
>live in blasted ash-wastes
>stay strong
>extremely powerful military
>coup staged by alliance operatives
>emperor killed
>his wife, daughter of bronzebeard dwarves, takes thrown
>all dissenters killed
>dark irons once more in contact with larger dwarf society
>they begin to integrate
>dark iron culture being threatened because of this
>they will become ONE BIG RACE after long enough

Bronzebeard agitators are trying to destroy the strong Dark Iron Clan.

Goblins are literally banker jews how could you get it so wrong? Has Cataclysm not come out yet in Brazil or something?

>Undead
>Jews

How could you fuck up this hard?! Delet thread and try again tomorrow. You can't save this.

wow is shit

Someone doesn't know their lore. I bet you think mop was the best expansion.

I consider the undead to be the white race post-enrichment.

Die you alliance scum. You will never know glory. We are objectively the most alpha masterfaction in Azeroth while you are just praying not to be crushed by the mighty Horde.

youtube.com/watch?v=tC-ol6xY5zQ

>"Hah! Do you remember nothing of honor? Of glory on a battlefield? You, who would parley with the humans, who allowed warlocks to practice their dark magics right under our feet? You are weak.

>We are the Orcish Horde, the True Horde! We die, bloody and thrashing on the field of battle, like true orcs should!

>I won't let MY people starve to death in the desert. I will stop at nothing - NOTHING - to ensure a proud and glorious future for the orcs and anyone with the courage to stand with us.

>Doubt is for the weak! Fight your fears! Conquer your hatred! This is but a test of our strength. We will pass this trial, just as we have passed others.

>When death arrives, will you stand and face it or kneel in defeat?

>If our enemies should choose to push us, we will drive them into the ground!

>Anger, hatred, fear, they are weapons of war. The tools of a Warchief.

>My people should have taken this world long ago, during the First War! But they fell to corruption in their weakness. They allowed the pitiful races of Azeroth to join the Horde. I will succeed where they have failed, and no power in this world can stop me!

>For the true horde!

>Blood and thunder!

>Die with honor!

>The power flows through me. The power to crush your world, and everything on it.

>Lok'tar Ogar!

underated post

They already live in a Cataclysm

Orcs act all strong and alpha but when it comes down to it they're just mudslimes and niggers.
"MUH LOKTAR"
They fuck up everything they touch like Africa.
Look at Ashenvale. The Night elves lived well and cared for the land efficiently until the horde fucked it up because muh fel magix

>muh trees
We fucking used it to create wepons to slay you, alliance scum.

Azeroth being invaded by orcnigs is no different than Europe being zerg rushed by sandniggers. Also durotar is literally africa

>muh survival

Dwarves are short ugly people with huge noses. Their racial ability is literally called "find treasure".

Not necessarily. We came to murder you not to leech on your welfare state and you were weak.

I never got why the orcs and the rest would ally with the undead. The undead want everyone else to be undead, right? Why the fuck would you join them for fuck's sake?
Someone educate me how this is logical in this retarded sjw game again?

GNOME PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

This, Lordaeron used to be great kingdom but now it has become shit.

>He thinks Blood Elves aren't ultra national socialists.
>He thinks Undead are Jews.

>Muh multiculturalism
>Muh noble savages

There's no virtue in being poor and downtrodden. Horde is literally muh gibs: the faction.

So you're basically somalis

The Horse is also a representation of the harshness of the private sector i,e, a fight for survival, not knowing where the next penny or morsel is coming from but somehow still staying alive in the desert of life.

The Alliance is the public sector getting everything on a plate with a gravy train to polish their decadent political palaces.

Take your pick.

I play a blonde haired blue-eyed human and literally just grief people in world pvp until they rage quit. The goal is to destroy the population of Horde race.

He was against multiculturalism and diversity
Fuck him
The alliance needs more multiculturalism and diversity
Thank god he died

Horde has better racials for pve, although marginal, they still play a significant role when it comes to cutting edge raiding.

I meant The Horde not the Horse. Damn you proof reading. Lok'tar Ogar.

>Undead
>Jews

You've never played WoW, have you?

Both sides are shit
LONG LIVE THE CRUSADE
Literally the opposite of multiculturalism

أن تعيش في سلام ، كافر

Your lands will be Horde, too, kafir

>goblins not the jews
Trolls are clearly and obviously the niggers, orcs are the wetbacks
>super violent
>came from somewhere else

Wait what's wrong with ecology?

>Undead
>Jews
Oy Vey!

This guy gets it! I stand with you brother. Keep the Gnome society pure.

>Azeroth being invaded by orcnigs is no different than Europe being zerg rushed by sandniggers
It's also no different from European conquests in Africa and Asia.

>Also durotar is literally africa
Orcs didn't come from Durotar, lad - they came from Draenor, but established their home in Durotar after Medivh told Thrall to leave the Eastern Kingdoms and sail to Kalimdor. It was the nigger trolls that lived in Durotar.

>you'd know this if you played warcraft 1-3

>implying Forsaken aren't the most redpilled race in WoW
GAS THE LIVING! RACE WAR NOW!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eYNCCu0y-Is

>green is the color of Islam
>burning legion is green
>Alliance made up of noble warriors, the American ideal
>Horde made up of diverse people, just like American minorities of the left

Is Legion a warning against radical Islam? That we have to work together stop it?

forsaken are the only worthwhile horde race...

i guess blefs can come too.

dont they follow a demon and become mostly undead?

Legion are bigger Jews
They work in secret thinking of how to take over and destroy the world

>Orcs
Yes they are ooga booga nignogs

>Undead
Actually red pilled. They don't actually give a fuck about the Horde and just uses them because they don't want to be wiped out by the Alliance. And the Horde uses the Forsaken because they have a steady hold on Lordareon.

>Tauren
Strong but few in numbers. They are actually some what close to being wiped out by Centaurs. They helped the Orcs settled in Kalimdor, in return they are steadfast allies.

>Trolls
Degenerates. Cannibalism, voodoo, mind control, sacrificing their own kind. They are just bad news.

>Blood elves
Dumb retards and nothing less. 1 human fucks them over and suddenly all other humans and their allies are enemies. They have no place in the Horde and they know it. They belong with the Alliance, which would take them in and secure land and borders. But they are cucked by Sylvanas.

>Goblins
Literal Jews. Even their own sons would screw their fathers over if it meant he could get a profit over it. They care nothing for no one and everything for themselves. A race like that is doomed on their own, which is why they cling to the Horde.

They're more Mexican if anything

Jews are literally the Goblins. They own the banks and everything. Lol you've never played WoW

Ok, goblin players are pretty hard to see here (most hordes are either orcs or belves) so I basically forgot they existed. I associated undead with jews because they look pale and inhuman but if goblins are the banker jews what would undead be?

Also
>Huojin pandaren
Red Chinese?

>horde
>honor
kek

Its different. The horde menace is a bunch of untermenschen races trying to conquer an established, thriving, right wing traditional society. The opposite would be true tho

I know they're not from durotar but all horde locations are still primitive shitholes while Stormwind and Ironforge are literally Europe

>Draenei
Rapefugees: they fucked up their world, escaped to Draenor, fucked up the native Orcs by bringing their shit with them (Demons)

>Orcs
Actual white people: imported lots of Draenei unwillingly, some of them allied with Demons who subsequently split their own world apart (Gul'dan is actually Trudeau/Merkel)

>Humans, Dwarves
Russia and Eastern bloc countries: Orcs landed on Azeroth trying to retake their life back, but the cultural clash with the Humans leads to misunderstandings

>Elves
lel asians, Finland

>implying this isn't how things really are

I always hated about Warcraft how Alliance / Horde work together.

I LOVED Garrosh for doing what The Horde should had done years ago, engage war with The Alliance.

gnome death knights
because horde players lose their minds when they think they're getting beat by kids.

...

>1 human fucks them over
It was the lack of help from the others whilst one fucks them over.

Blood elves were actually in talks with joining the alliance at the end of garrosh's rule in MoP then Jaina went crazy and closed that door

>>Blood elves
>Dumb retards and nothing less. 1 human fucks them over and suddenly all other humans and their allies are enemies. They have no place in the Horde and they know it. They belong with the Alliance, which would take them in and secure land and borders. But they are cucked by Sylvanas.

Confirmed never played a Belf, the Alliance sent spies and saboteurs to fuck with them at their weakest to try and force them to join back with the Alliance before they even joined the Horde.

But the DRAEnei are from DRAEnor

Literally did nothing wrong. He's definitely Trump tier

HOW CAN EVEN HUMANS COMPETE WITH THE SUPERIOR BGC (big green coxk)

I don't know, lad - Quel'Thalas looks pretty nice to me.

To me, the alliance seems like the worst of the Europeans.

>Dwarves
literally the eternal anglo

>Humans
German cucks who always ruin everything, like Arthas fucking shit up, etc.

seems pretty accurate

>Ireland = Dwarves

They have Scottish accents for fuck's sake.

Greymane is the hero we need.

We need another wall.

kinda makes sense for the legion premise though... [spoiler] I did like that fight in the beta where the horde and allies are attacking the same demon [spoiler]that nearly kills tirion[/spoiler] with sylvannas and Wyrnn making fun of each other in goodwill [/spoiler]

>this entire goodamn thread

The Elves did not help the humans either, when the Humans were getting pushed hard by Arthas. Instead the Elves closed their gates, turtled up and taunted Arthas to try and break them. Which he did, and fucked them so hard he literally killed 90% of their entire race.

Honestly, the Blood elves are one of the most dumbest races in the game. They should have just fought with the Humans from the very beginning. Where do you think Garithos got his hatred from? The humans had to fend off the Undead for themselves. And then the Elves has the audacity to come and demand help after they got beat.

Fuck furries
Everyone plays as a worgen is a furry

>But the DRAEnei are from DRAEnor
Actually, not.
Draenei are a subset of the Eredars who fled from Argus (another planet in Warcraft's lore);
Draenei means "exiled" in their language and Draenor was named by Eredars.

Someone find the Warcraft movie reviews where they compare the orcs to niggers/refugees and whine about how racist it is

This. I used to play a blonde male Human Paladin till Cataclysm. That killed the game I loved and I haven't played it since.

I would get so many level 1 human alts giving me death threats and such after I kill the horde. It is always amusing to know that my paladin has caused such pain and anguish.

One interesting thing I noticed was going to Blizzcon. The horde fan base were very SJW (purple hair, ring in nose, bullies) and they were always pushing and screaming at anyone who was alliance.

Nigger the draenei are not from draenor
Mario gets it

>Orcs are niggers
>Implying

>Garrosh becomes Warchief
>Has to fix everything due to Thrall's cuck fetish to prep the Human bull constantly
>Quits being a cuck to Alliance
>Invades Alliance territory to save his people
>Kills degenerates and hates Undead

>Saves the entire Orcish race from Demonic influence

GREENED

I've been thinking about starting WoW, which is the best race on the Alliance? Best looking, specifically (no homo)

youtu.be/OXKMHMQNo8I?t=163 The Alliance could destroy the Horde if they really wanted to.

>I've been thinking about starting WoW
Think again. Not only will it take over your life but it's not even a good game anymore.

Play on a private server instead. And play Human.

and most of them hate each other, hell the undead would poisongas literally every race just for the lols

>Varian not dismantling The Horde

What the fuck?

Varian could have ended the war. Alliance will never have another chance to wipe out The Horde from Azeroth. The Alliance had an advantage. The Horde was weakened.

Varian is a traitor to the Alliance.

Horde

>Orcs
Africans/Samoans

>Undead (Lordaeron former Humans)
European/Working Class Londoners, With Some Aristocratic Families (The Barovs, Menethils, ) The remaining still living Humans in the region are largely based on Crusading Europeans/Inquisitions/Catholics

>Tauren
Native Americans

>Trolls
Carribbean Islanders (Jamaica, Bahamas)

>Blood elves
Euopean Aristocracy/French Nobility with Nordic Appearance

>Goblins
Ashkenazi Jews

Alliance

>Humans (Azerothian)

English/Anglo, Descendents of Arathi (Arathi = Germanic tribes, Saxons, Anglos)

>Dwarves

Scots, Irish

>Night Elves

Amazonian, hints of Celt and East Asian cultures

>Gnomes

Steampunk infused Industrial era Europeans/Americans with Da Vinci-esque Blueprints inspired architecture and machinery

>Worgen

19th Century Englanders/Jack the Ripper era Londoners.

Learn about the European Green parties

Human masterrace

how can orcs even compete with superior BPC (big purple cock)

Humans basically speak a language called common and it is very similar to Latin so I wouldn't call them English

>>Undead
>Jews
..hey.. Fuck you! I'm no fucking kike!

In this game tards used to play alliance, while the ones who liked to fuck them over horde. Well here in shitroop on bloodfeather etc.

>Blood elves
hippies
>Dwarfs
polish..you got me there
>worgen
sneaky jews, trying to hide who they are
>humans
libtard idiots SJWs
>gnomes
c'mon
>dranei
faggots

Alliance = cucks

Before they were too on the servers, all the cool dudes and dudettes played horde here

>orcs
>not Mongols

explain yourself

Nothing angers Horde more than dying to Gnomes.

Is the Alliance equivalent male Blood Elves? I get mad when I see them.

>alliance
Bunch of SJWS
>horde
Loose coalition of peoples trying to protect themselves from the alliance sjws

NANDO MOURA SEU BANDIDO

>Orcs
>Africans/Samoans

God damnit stop comparing orks(orkanger, orkeyjar people) to niggers

It weren't their fault that the anglos had been cucked at that time and were smaller than us.

The Warcraft lore is redpilled as fuck, unintentionally so.

>Thousands of years ago, Trolls were the dominant humanoid race
>Form primitive Troll empire
>Some Trolls migrate to new, more favourable environments
>Evolve into Night Elves
>Troll empire fails as Night Elves are the dominant race
>Night Elves span the entire continent, conquering almost everything
>Night elf society grows prosperous and decadent, starts turning matriarchal.
>Queen Azshara runs the Night Elf empire at its peak
>Takes interest in violent race of demons, solely out of lust for their power and patriarchal leader
>Invites hordes of demon migrants into the Night Elf empire
>Average Night Elf citizens getting murdered by demons
>Night Elf elites consider themselves above this and continue anyways
>Invasion continues, citizens finally start getting pissed
>Eventually Demon invasion gets fucked up by Night Elves rebelling
>Entire Night Elf empire is fractured
>Surviving Highborn Night Elves want to rebuild their once great society with magic
>Other Night Elves are afraid of magic and exile them
>Night Elves continue matriarchal rule under Tyrande Whisperwind
>Night Elf society continues to deteriorate
>The Highborn, led by Anasterian Sunstrider (patriarchal rule) leave and build a new prosperous society
>The Highborn evolve into High Elves (literal Aryan race)

Hell, even the modern trolls are constantly shouting "WE WUZ KANGZ."

I've always thought so

They're just so smug and are never being played by skilled players

Kinda like male Draenei death knights

Garrosh did nothing wrong

>Brought up learning about how great his father was
>Brought up learning about the great, mighty Orc only Horde
>Is forced into the position of Warchief even after telling Thrall "No, I don't want to be Warchief, I'm not read"
>Deals with problems hands-on and is extremely successful with both growing and maintaining the Horde
>Gives the Goblins a major role in society even though they were pretty worthless beforehand
>Stops the Undead from plaguing everything up which in turn saves the Worgen
>Alliance have a fucking military Garrison close to the Horde's capital city
>Alliance have TWO military garrisons close to the Horde's capital city
>They break the treaty of Theramore by sending North Watch scouts into Durotar
>Garrosh bombs the fuck out of Theramore in retaliation
>"WAAAAAAH, GARROSH IS A BIG MEANY!!"
>He does everything he can to bolster the Horde's strength for the assault on his capital
>Other Horde leaders turn on him so a Troll can get put in power
>Alliance literally makes a bitch out of the Horde
>Vol'jin dies in the next expansion anyways

Garrosh was the strongest leader they've had since his father, Thrall is such a little bitch boi

>Trolls evolve into Night elves

wait what

goblins are jews, orcs are refugees, undead are nationalistic communists

>And play Human.
>"The Swede is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a homo, tranny, nigger cock sucker, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a 'Swede' and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I’ve been found out.'"

Fucking kill the alliance SJWs and fucking burn down Stormwind.. Is it still worth doing? or just for achievement?

Trolls are proto-elves, read the lore.

It was a theory for a long time, but the World of Warcraft: Chronicles finally confirmed it.

why is the rest of the world so cucked by jewzard/

>even the modern trolls are constantly shouting "WE WUZ KANGZ."
"Dis was our land... TROLL land."

Dark Trolls that were settled around the Well of Eternity were affected by its magic (I believe) and evolved into Elves, they are nocturnal Elves because they were nocturnal Trolls who are believed to have worshipped the moon.

Watcraft Movie is non-canon

>Undead
>Jews
Holy shit you fucked up big.

Not to mention varian is gonna die soon and his pacifist #notallhorde son is gonna take over. RIP in pieces alliance.

The troll and elven lineage is the idea that night elves descended from trolls. Whether this is the case, is unknown since Blizzard's history of Azeroth does not make such a claim. It does state that the night elves are descended from "a primitive tribe of nocturnal humanoids" who were feral and nomadic (a few sources call this tribe the "Kaldorei".)

trolls descending from night elves definitely is not canon, and I'm assuming it will never be canon since they would have established it with WotLK along with dwarves and gnomes or with Cata if they wanted to.

You are joking right?

>Orcs - violent, muslim migrants who dindu' nuffin'
>Undead - the most degenerate race in WoW, people who are dead inside who worship a sexualized elf. Matriarchy in its purest form.
>Trolls, violent, drug using canabals from the forest.
>Tauren, a once noble people who have accepted and assimilated the Orcs into Kalimdor, the Orcs now rule there, not the Tauren.
>Blood elves, crack addicts who will steal from the most divine beings alive to sate their lust.
>Goblins, greedy money lenders who want to push as many races together so they can turn a profit.

The Horde is literally everything wrong with the world. The noble alliance stays separate, until times of great strife where they need to ally to overcome certain defeat.

>Human paladin isn't the absolute pinnacle of World of Warcraft.

Reading modern warcraft lore tends to give me cancer so I avoid it

Trolls that lived near well of eternity turned into night elfs form wells magic.

After it is destroyed those practicing druidism stay night elfs while arcane magic users become high elfs and naga (those that still followed queen Azshara.